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Lord Fellatio Nelson

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  1. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Dead Pop Stars

    I Think Lardy should be applauded for getting in with the news before sll the usual names. She can now have a celebratory wank over that and flood the West Country or summat.
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    Death List Convention

    You following me or summat?
  3. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Death List Convention

    Good, a photo opportunity at Brinsworth is on the cards then.
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    Don't. I another week or so I will be back to a sober normality.
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    I Miss Badegg

    You would never know.
  6. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Death List Convention

    Reread it. Most of us who will attend know what each other looks like and we will also know where to meet up. You won't know either way.
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    I Miss Badegg

    He CHOSE to and good luck to him. He has balls, many of us don't.
  8. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Death List Convention

    Assuming that Carlisle United are not taking part in the snooker championships, I suspect that it won't be an issue. You are not going to attend anyway so sod off and bother another thread.
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    I'm kinda liking all this getting pissed to the eyeballs thing. Even better, no hangovers as yet. I'm fuckin rock, me.
  10. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Death List Convention

    I shall ensure its on the snooker finals weekend.
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    I Miss Badegg

    This really isn't going to go well for you, just saying..
  12. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    I Miss Badegg

    .....another saucer of milk?
  13. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Denis Norden versus Bruce Forsyth

    Even idiots can vote on here.
  14. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Death List Convention

    This DL pilgrimage really has to happen If you can get to the UK CA you will not go hungry. We need possible attendees or summat for next....ummm ..May?
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    3 'anonymous ' members are logged on. I'm 99.99% certain i know two of them but who is no 3? Hmmmmm
  16. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    It can be posted in either as it's a statement or summat.
  17. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Denis Norden versus Bruce Forsyth

    Yet again Spadey takes a shit thread and makes it cool.
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    Getting pissed.
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    You heartless bastard!
  20. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    British Science Fiction Series

    I like her a lot.She is a very good actress which, quite frankly, is going to be lost on Dr Who, a franchise that has shed the wooden scenery over the decades but has failed to shift the wooden acting. That's not a complaint as the show is what it is and I've enjoyed it in parts but she is going to shit all over her co stars and you wonder whether she will make it more than it is or will it ruin her cred or something. Dr Who has punched above its weight getting her.
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    Hahahaha!! Thats an old pic.............. PS: That was Tunisia before I.S/ISIS/Terrorists etc. PPS: You piss taking wanker.
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    Thats fine. My kids will only have the one child, they will give up their cars for walking and go on holiday to Cleethorpes once a year. For now, as Im 52 and hurtling into old age, everybody else can fuck off and I will continue to fly, drive, fart and contribute to global warming.
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    Instruments

    ....or woman. Well Lardy?
  24. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Death List Convention

    Lardy shouting through the letter box will have the same effect Spadey.
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