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Everything posted by Lord Fellatio Nelson
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I Think Lardy should be applauded for getting in with the news before sll the usual names. She can now have a celebratory wank over that and flood the West Country or summat.
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Death List Convention
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Saint Peter's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
You following me or summat? -
Death List Convention
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Saint Peter's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Good, a photo opportunity at Brinsworth is on the cards then. -
DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Lord Fellatio Nelson's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Don't. I another week or so I will be back to a sober normality. -
You would never know.
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Death List Convention
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Saint Peter's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Reread it. Most of us who will attend know what each other looks like and we will also know where to meet up. You won't know either way. -
He CHOSE to and good luck to him. He has balls, many of us don't.
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Death List Convention
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Saint Peter's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Assuming that Carlisle United are not taking part in the snooker championships, I suspect that it won't be an issue. You are not going to attend anyway so sod off and bother another thread. -
DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Lord Fellatio Nelson's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
I'm kinda liking all this getting pissed to the eyeballs thing. Even better, no hangovers as yet. I'm fuckin rock, me. -
Death List Convention
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Saint Peter's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
I shall ensure its on the snooker finals weekend. -
This really isn't going to go well for you, just saying..
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Moan moan moan...
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.....another saucer of milk?
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Denis Norden versus Bruce Forsyth
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to RobertMugabe's topic in DeathList Forum
Even idiots can vote on here. -
Death List Convention
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Saint Peter's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
This DL pilgrimage really has to happen If you can get to the UK CA you will not go hungry. We need possible attendees or summat for next....ummm ..May? -
DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Lord Fellatio Nelson's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
3 'anonymous ' members are logged on. I'm 99.99% certain i know two of them but who is no 3? Hmmmmm -
DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Lord Fellatio Nelson's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
It can be posted in either as it's a statement or summat. -
Denis Norden versus Bruce Forsyth
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to RobertMugabe's topic in DeathList Forum
Yet again Spadey takes a shit thread and makes it cool. -
DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Lord Fellatio Nelson's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Getting pissed. -
DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Lord Fellatio Nelson's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
You heartless bastard! -
British Science Fiction Series
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Tuber Mirum's topic in DeathList Forum
I like her a lot.She is a very good actress which, quite frankly, is going to be lost on Dr Who, a franchise that has shed the wooden scenery over the decades but has failed to shift the wooden acting. That's not a complaint as the show is what it is and I've enjoyed it in parts but she is going to shit all over her co stars and you wonder whether she will make it more than it is or will it ruin her cred or something. Dr Who has punched above its weight getting her. -
DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Lord Fellatio Nelson's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Hahahaha!! Thats an old pic.............. PS: That was Tunisia before I.S/ISIS/Terrorists etc. PPS: You piss taking wanker. -
DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Lord Fellatio Nelson's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Thats fine. My kids will only have the one child, they will give up their cars for walking and go on holiday to Cleethorpes once a year. For now, as Im 52 and hurtling into old age, everybody else can fuck off and I will continue to fly, drive, fart and contribute to global warming. -
....or woman. Well Lardy?
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Death List Convention
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Saint Peter's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Lardy shouting through the letter box will have the same effect Spadey.