Lord Fellatio Nelson

99% of the newbies that post their introduction here never post again. Fucking pointless.

Two observations. We all thought that the Russian war machine was highly trained, efficient & effective. The truth is that they are utterly shit. All of those Ukrainians heading to Lille/Calais to try and get visas in to the UK? Fuck that. If they have passports, jump on a cheap flight to blighty them claim asylum when they arrive. They cannot be sent back. Alternatively, get on a dinghy in Calais and they will be picked up by coastguard, bought here and, as we have seen, won't be returned.

NOOOOOOOO!!!! I remember watching her in 'Come Outside' with my daughter when she was, I dunno, 3 years old. My daughter could not keep her eyes off of Pippin the dog while I could not keep my eyes off of Auntie Mabel's ( Baron) buxom curves.

Thought that would get ya going!!

It's doors.

Find a new friend. Ok, a simplistic answer. The accessories thing is easier to deal with, you don't wear/use them and suggest that they are 'not really the kinds of things you like' but you are flattered that they considered you when getting them. The dressing like you bit is waaaaay more difficult to deal with!

He may not but his generals may well think differently.

It's Russian State TV FFS!!! It isn't like they will be prone to bull shitting. Look, if they start launching, the West will have to do it too and Russia will cease to exist. What, exactly, will Putin gain from that? Fuck all.

Yeah, I have a feeling that he he gets any more bat shit crazy a military coup will be on the cards and the cunt will be removed.

Why do I think that he would look a million times better if he had his hair/beard cut and he didn't dress like a fucking vagrant. Ok, he is entitled to be how he wants to be at 96 but......

You are a complete prick.

Fair comment, however, let us not forget the sheer size of the Russian military machine and armoury, they should be doing 'better' irrespective of how much weaponry Ukraine has.

So far, they are struggling to take any real control against a much inferior Ukrainian military. If they can't get their tanks trundling down Kiev High St within days of a mass invasion what fucking chance will they have against the might of the American military? The way it has gone so far, many countries in Europe, as well as here, will be thinking that they are more bullshit than a well honed, finely tuned military powerhouse crushing all those that get in their way. Everybody will fancy their chances. Putin will not be happy.

Piss off to twitter.

I never thought she was that old!!!

Wtf do you say to that kind of shite?

1) Syria under Assad never slaughtered its own civilians just because they wanted a say in their futures. 2 )Afghanistan was NEVER invaded by Russia long before the USA went in. 3) Libya was not a dictatorship under Gaddafi and he did not murder his own people, ever. Russia was never 'friends' with 1 & 3.

Fucking hell, he has a sock account to back him up!!!

Nobody said that you shouldn't be heard. People disagree with you, a democratic process. The forum will still be here, in one way or another, long after most of us on here are worm food. You have a choice, if you don't like the responses to your posts then you are at liberty to fuck off back to twitter where, no doubt, you will garner much support for your views. Your problem is you are too dim to understand your audience.

Free speech still exists here, it always has. It has also always been the case that people who write utter bollocks are called out for it. Nobody has stopped you from saying what you want to say, they won't. Just stop fucking whining because 99.8% of the membership disagree with you to the point of thinking that you are mad. Democracy, democracy!

The 'why now' question can be answered quite simply. Joe Biden. I suspect that Putin had no intention of taking the whole of the Ukraine but, has been emboldened by the fact that the U.S has a fucking awful, inept President and European nations have not got a real Statesman amongst them. I am just a little bit puzzled as to why we haven't been on to OPEC and told them to ramp up production to allow us to fuck Russian oil off. As for the gas, our reliance on energy from outside of Europe is lamentable. Too concerned with showing their green credentials Europe has fucked us all over big time. We should have been FULLY self sufficient or, at the very least, not reliant on a maniac to supply us BEFORE we started stopping the fossil fuel train. Anyway, it doesn't matter now, Europe is about to be redrawn and nobody will do fuck all about it because we cannot start WW3. As you were.

Oh, he has always been unhinged.

You whore!!

Oh, and that is 37 pages of utter dross, a thread that should have been strangled at birth but GCs wrists were too limp to carry out the deed. To be fair, the thread is so bad that GC has risen to those hallowed halls where some DL members, who are lucky enough to, get mentioned in despatches or summat. Only teasing GC, luv ya really!