Lord Fellatio Nelson

The polls over the last election and referendum have been wrong. The reason that they were wrong was that no account was taken of the reality that more people would not publicly state that they were voting Conservative or Brexit. There is a vociferous 'minority' in this country that view even a slight bias towards the right as somesort of Political paedophillia. The left are very adept at getting the young, the anti fascists and anti perspirant out onto the streets with well made banners and well organised chanting. It LOOKS like Corbyn is on a surge but millions of people are staying quiet in their intentions to vote. UKIPs vote will collapse ( Farage has only made ONE appearance in a safe seat this election because he is distancing himself from their demise) and most of the UKIP votes will go to the Tories. Its a shit election with shit candidates but the Polls no longer tell the story, people have been demonized for having a Political opinion that isnt straight out of Socialist Worker.

I had a Crapri 2.8 injection and it was a rotten bag of shit and only suitable for Essex chavs to wrap themselves around trees in. Edit: Isnt Capri where Gracie Fields lived? If so, fuck that one too.

You havent hacked my lappy cam again Chaz?

Instead of a burial or cremation couldnt he do the decent thing, that surfer thing, and allow some sharks to eat him?

Aye, they should really breed like rats and sign on.

Cheap labour? Like cheaper than the labour in Bangladesh? Less expensive than in Poland? etc etc.. I had no idea business people had to be philanthropic.

I love you man.......in a matey way.

Kids today really have not a fucking clue, have they.

FTFY. Its what he would have wanted.

I see what you did there. You are correct.

Fab cars! Zyklons opinion didnt count, he was bat shit mad.

I doubt that. Modern cars weigh shit loads because of all the safety zones and other such stuff in them. That metal bodied Corvette would probably have weighed as much as a MK1 Cortina. Fibreglass bodies arent as light as people think, I should know, Ive owned 6 Scimitars and they are fibreglass. My Lotus Excel is also fibreglass and that bastard has had my nuts hit my ankles as ive pushed it into the garage!!

Awesome car!

I can remember a time when sex was fun, exciting, erotic, adventurous and passionate. Why the fuck did I ever get married.

No webby, you are never that!!

Look, if he is championing Corbyn he MUST be senile.

It was just bad luck that 'the member of the studio audience' chosen on BGT happened to be a tattoo festooned hideous thing of a woman with rotting teeth. Im only grateful that I had me dinner earlier this evening..

Wasnt he one of those God Squad people who thought that a smiley face, a hug and a bible could get you out of any situation.............and it didnt?

Yeah but who the fucking hell would actually WANT to be the Lib Dem leader?

Its dragging on a bit now. He needs to get the fuck on with it.

I was saying that when you were still sucking on a tit.

Nah, im switching back to vodka mate.

Have they actually got a manifesto? On the telly tonight nobody knew who he was. I know though, he is a right w***er!!

As this utter car crash of an election has progressed I have began to quite enjoy the thought of Corbyn becoming Prime Minister. In his first day in office the share prices would crash. In his second day of office Mike Ashley would be heading out of the UK to a more 'business friendly' nation to be warmly greeted by the local dignitaries who will offer him cheap land and even cheaper labour as he looks to relocate his whole business out of the UK. Ditto Lord Sugar. Ditto all business entrepreneurs. On the third day, multi nationals such as Nissan, Ford and Panasonic will be urgently considering future investment in the UK, what with the new Taxes levied upon them. On the fourth day they start to plan withdrawing from the UK. On the Fifth day the Banks, the rich and the entrepreneurs and wealth creators consider fucking off abroad where they wont be hit in the pocket. That blows the fuck out of Corbyns carefully considered and calculated revenue generation. He will have to pay the Nurses more. The Teachers will expect a pay rise Doctors will expect a pay rise The Police.... The Armed Forces All Council employees Every public sector worker will declare 'If the nurses can have a pay rise, why cant we!!!! In the meantime money stops coming into the country, companies shift production out of the UK, jobs are lost, the Unions will demand a complete pedal back of 'draconian' employment laws and, and and...........Diane Abbott and Emily Thornberry are in his cabinet. Me? I will watch the country crash and burn, and I wont cry for all of those workers who voted Labour as they are being laid off from the Car plants in staunch Labour heartlands. It wont matter a fuck to me, luckily my job in the service industry is fairly watertight, people will forego eating, sleeping and shitting but will NEVER give up their internet lines!! Bring it on.

Come on, admit it, he is a chinless prick who should be giving guided tours around sewage works rather than leading a 'political' party.