Lord Fellatio Nelson

IIRC, the Beeb puts mucho money into the whole Eurovision shite which is why we dont have to go through the qualifying rounds. I didnt watch it last night, havent for a few years now. Wogan (RIP ) got it all nailed on. It stopped being funny.

Never mind him, sort yer avatar out!!!

Genetics? Does Harry need to be worried?

Ive just seen those Welsh school girls singing that Nesting Dormouse song on Britains Got Talent. Its made me wonder about Russell Watson. What ever happened to him? Nigel Kennedy. What ever happened to him? Here today and gone tomorrow personified.

No, she is just a fucking thick as shit monster.

If you can remember that it means that you are elderly too!!

WTF is that? Do you have to find points of interest on the human body or something?

Robbie has gone of the boil a bit. He will be bigger than Robbie because he had already cracked the US before he went solo. He is a very popular boy.

No, it isnt.

He has matured vocally.

Angela Smith the Baroness Smith of Basildon is married to my old teacher who we used to call 'Square Head' The twat actually caught me drawing a picture of him, with a square head, in the back of my exercise book once. Just thought you would like to know.

I like it too. I couldnt give a rats arse who wants to judge me.

Why would he be dead? Is everybody who has stopped posting on here dead then? What a knob.

Because you are a massive twat and nobody thinks you could find your own arse with your hands let alone moderate a forum.

Dont dis Hein!!

Not if that Glass house was in Jockland.....

Yes it is and no its not.

No there isnt.

Not really. How many times have you been a complete dick in the chatrooms? How many times have you been given a ban from here for being a complete dick? Now we are expected to nod our heads and scratch our chins as you give us chapter and verse when you have demonstrated numerous times that you are exactly the kind of person that shouldnt be allowed to vote. People that live in glass houses and all that, eh!

Well that would mean that you shouldnt be allowed to vote.

So 'cunts' isnt good enough for you now? You going all fucking 'Lah dee dah' then?

Ok, so ( Toastie ) I pulled a muscle in my back last week while at work. I had the bastard thing all week until this morning when it seemed to disappear. Unfortunately, during an intensive vacuuming of the house, I pulled the bastard muscle again. FUCK!!!!!!!!!!

I had to. It wasnt funny.

FTFY.

Best get the popcorn out, pull up a comfy chair and..............