Lord Fellatio Nelson

They voted for the lesser of two evils, its also the lowest turnout for a French election for years, so utterly shit were the two choices. May will be delighted with the result. She did not want one of the big Euro hitters going all Frexit just as she was about to enter delicate negotiations. It also means that the new President, ex Banker, business orientated and mindful that he must ensure that any deal is not detrimental to French jobs, particularly in the Car industry, will be far more conciliatory towards an agreement that will do the least amount of damage to all sides. Outraged of Maidenhead has jumped the gun a bit, havent they.

Yes, yes I dont disagree BUT what IF Apple had no factories in China and nobody imported goods from them? That was the point I was trying to make, yeah, they are a global superpower but they rely on cheap labour and the rest of the Globe. IIRC, cheap steel that the Chinese have flooded the rest of the West with is the primary reason our steel industry got fucked over and Trump has gone all 'America first' If you dont buy from China, China is fucked. You are around my age, you remember when the roads where littered with abandoned Astras, Cavaliers, Sierras and the like because the price of scrap was that shit YOU had to pay to have your car taken away? Thats gotta be a decade or more ago? I wish I had rounded a few of those up, Id make a mint now!

A cheap as shit laptop actually.

Im going to get that then

I confess, Ive not read that although it was in the news regarding the Train to China. Now, correct me if Im wrong but China has risen to power off of the back of Global investment, cheap, cheap labour and a dictatorship that cannot be questioned or challenged about economic policy without being squashed by a Tank or imprisoned. The moment the money stops pouring into their economic miracle and the time when nobody is importing cheap Chinese steel tat, they are utterly fucked. If any of this is true, it is entirely down to the global economy around China that dictates its power and, obviously, ensures that such fabulous riches will go, in no small way, to keeping them quiet on the military front. Indeed, they have been quite vocal about the need for North Korea to wind their fucking necks in, they really dont want anything to jeopardise the economic miracle that is China. Im not convinced that there really are 'Yank/Chinese tensions' as they both now need each other in their own globally dominant way.

Ah the 80s! White socks, black slip on shoes and tight Levi jeans. Hair like George Michael ( if it had been cut by my hair dresser ) and the unmistakable smell and feel of dry ice as it cascaded through the crowd at TOTS (Talk of the South ) premium Southend night club on a Saturday night. Where the fuck did time go?

Ahh.......ok then.

Fucking hell, I was visualising Toastie as a tough talking, taking no bullshit woman with gonads ( Elsie Tanner ) as opposed to some sort of 'getting a bone on' fixation Lardy. You pervert!!!

I know bog all about Blue Cross so dont flame me for asking but can you not report them to the RSPCA? Surely they would look into it?

You would have to go a long way to find a more inept, shit politician. They could have had the Tories on the rack today but, instead, they gave them 5 own goals with fuck all chance of being able to score six. Unbelievable, almost.

Aye, that almost overshadowed Diane Abbott...........almost

So you dont chain smoke and have a semi beehive???????????? Nooooo!!!!

..........I have a vision of you looking a bit like Pat Phoenix...... In a nice way.

I had no idea Elsie Tanner went to University.

Sorry but sometimes people just need to let it go.

I fucking hated them.

Yes but we want to now who the other one is!

Pesonally, id like to hear fuck all more from any of them. Im not too sure how i havent kicked in my TV screen so far. I truly struggle to understand those that 'havent made up their minds yet' when its clear what they all stand for and they are clearly bullshitters. If you dont know how you are going to vote by now you shouldnt be allowed to vote and should just be left to be cared for in the community. I want this fucking election done and dusted NOW!!!!!

Ah, ok, I get it.

There is no point playing around with the semantics of it all. VAT is a tax and Purchase Tax was a Tax. Im not sure where you have found the information that states we pay VAT collected in the UK to the EU? I cant find that info anywhere,ive assumed that VAT was introduced in 73 as a way of harmonising how Europe levied duties on goods and how it was levied. She could rename it Shirley Thompson, if she likes, but it will still be a tax. To be fair, she cannot PROMISE to reduce VAT anymore than she can PROMISE tax cuts and 22% pay rises for all NHS staff. Conversely, Corbyn has promised pay rises for NHS staff and hasnt told us how he would fund it or how he would fund the following claims from Teachers, Firemen, The Police, Council employees and all other public sector workers who will, naturally, say 'If you can pay the Nurses and end the pay cap, you can do it for us coz we is well deservin too, innit' Like ive said, they are all fucking useless. You just have to decide who you think is the least useless.

No, er, no, no. I will need more clues, please!!

There is a an RAF Tornado Squadron no more than 5 miles from me. There is the USAF base at Lakenheath no more than 25 miles from me. No more flights than usual here. WW3 wont be happening yet Lardy.

Good. You dont want anybody climbing through and stealing your hand bag CA!!

Well at least the murder rate will drop for a day or two!!

SHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!