Lord Fellatio Nelson

I get that but, seriously, the socialists that follow Corbyn around like he is some sort of Deity are not the socialists that would have followed Benn to all corners of the globe. Corbyns followers are absolutely clear that they put principles before power, all well and good but they know it will mean forever in opposition. Its much safer for them there.

Are you serious?! I didnt care much for Benns Political ideology but I admired his conviction. Corbyn was never fit to wipe Benns arse, you are comparing an elder statesman with a complete tosser who thinks he can run the Country like somesort of Students debate forum. If Corbyn loses badly he will resign, he will have absolutely no choice about it. He could then return to doing what he does best, holding utterly pointless fucking banners at the front of umpteen marches through Central London.

Every time I hear about him or see him I cannot get that image out of my head of him, about to be eaten by a spider screaming 'Help me! Help me!!!! in a high pitched voice....

Yes but its not THAT big a majority, is it. The issue was always going to be there, she would go and negotiate and then have to get agreement from Parliament for the go ahead. As well as the 'we wanna soft brexit' from the opposition parties, she has the same to deal with within her own party. She is gambling on a much increased majority which will allow her to get any EU deal signed off unhindered. Im not saying its right or wrong, its how it is. No point chewing over the semantics, what will be will be, get this fucking election done, out the way and move on.

Its been quite funny seeing Sturgeon shitting bricks. Well luv, you now have your referendum, get on with it, stop offering to make pacts with the Libs and/or Labour because you want to cover your arse and get the fuck on with selling your idea of a Scottish Utopia within the EU or summat.

To be fair Corbyn is really not good at being a Politician and Farron looks like an utter bell end a School Prefect who has been put in charge of a classroom full of utterly compliant pupils. Who in their right mind would want to watch a TV debate with them in it.

She had no choice, did she.

Charon will be over soon to eat your liver.

Zola has resigned from Birmingham City.

She normally has a Vodka to hand Icey.

I agree with the matey shite. Its probably why that kind of thing has never worked over here.

You are so hard to please Toastie!!!! Foster Brooks was actually Teetotal.

Foster Brooks was too.

Well if that meant taking them down the league into utter obscurity, Id buy that!!

........a very small vole.

Measuring the driveway are discovering its long enough and wide enough to accomodate a rather large vehicle. Mind you, Im certain that Lardys minge could accommodate one too.

Obviously, there is a corner of London and beyond that hopes the Arsenal board decide to retain the services of Arsene Wenger.......

I think 'celebrity roasts' have a different meaning in the UK.

Fuck off.

Celebrity chefs are all a bunch of rancid c*nts that need puting into an industrial meat grinder so that they become edible for pigs. Well maybe Id leave The Galloping Gourmet out of it because he was pretty good. That apart, Keith Floyd died and those other wankers are still with us. Life really isnt fair, is it.

Fucking hell, we are supposed to be, or damn well should be, the most edgy, brilliant, sarcastic, clever, intelligent and most fabulous forum on'tweb. So why go and post a 'funny' gif thats been hawked around for a fucking week and the whole world has already seen it. You need to up your game.

A Care home in Staffordshire went up in flames on Saturday night leaving two residents seriously ill. This is the second Care Home to go up in flames in a matter of a week(ish) after one caught fire, killing two, in Hertfordshire. Obviously accidental...

Cant disagree with you there Lardy.

'Calling RA, calling RA!! Clifton James has gawn. Points please!!

Hetrosexuals were being infected in the early 80s, thats not in any doubt. The Sun has always had the ability to write utter shite, as have 99% of the other Tabloids. Im not sure what that article has to do with Ross Barkley, a Gorillas eyes and a well used joke about wealthy Scousers being drug dealers though?