Lord Fellatio Nelson

You are correct on that. Too many false dawns in the past have made me very cautious but, well, we SHOULD finish above them!!

Well.......................

So, not long back from watching Spurs shit all over Bournemouth. Bournemouth are not at all shabby but Spurs are seriously good now. Its got me thinking a bit, primarily about the age old argument about 'REAL' football ( grass roots, Pies and warm beer)and I have come to the simple conclusion that there is no such thing. When I was 6 my mum took me for a long walk, on a beautiful summers day, up to the North Circular and onto a new Gulf filling Station forecourt. It was there I was to meet my football idol, Martin Chivers, who was officially opening the Petrol Station. With brand new autograph book in hand, and a freshly stuck picture of Mr Chivers ( from a bubblegum card) on it, I awaited his arrival like fucking Royalty or summat. Soon a vision of beauty came into view, a beautiful Opel Rekord convertible, in silver with the most beautifully red leather seats, drove onto the forecourt by the man himself. I can still remember to this day his kind comment at the pic in my book and the feeling of excitement and wonderment I felt seeing him so close. That feeling of excitement never went away as far as Football was concerned, If my back hadnt been fucked Id have carried on playing the game beyond the age of 38, the age I finally had to admit defeat. That excitement is STILL there, still alive on matchday and I really couldnt give a rats shit whether Dele Alli earns more in a week than I can earn in two years because when he is out there ( ditto for all the other players ) Im still in love with the game and with Spurs and Im still like that little boy when we score/win/lose and everything in between. There is no such thing as 'Real' football because the only thing that matters are the REAL fans of the greatest sport on Earth. So there!

Depends if you are buying the clubs for the sake of the clubs or buying the grounds they play on to sell on to developers?

That he may well be Lardy but saying that the only people who are as wealthy as that player in Liverpool are drug dealers is hardly a hanging offence! Its probably true. His comparison of Barkleys eyes with a Gorillas is, again, not fucking sackable, is it? Who the fuck would have known the lads grandfather was Nigerian? Who the fuck would have connected Gorilla eyes to a Black man? Fucking mental. The World has gone totally fucking mad. Scousers hate The Sun, ok we all get their deeply entrenched pain but, fucking hell, its like blaming the Germans in 2017 for what Hitler did between 1939 and 1945. What next? Am I going to sue you because you reckon Ive got webbed fingers and I married my sister? Bring it on Lardy.

Kelvin MacKenzie has been sacked suspended from The Sun newspaper after he, Quote, expressed "wrong" and "unfunny" views about the people of Liverpool. This all pertains to an article in his column about footballer Ross Barkley, a Night Club and his assault by 3rd party unknown. He didnt paint Liverpool in a great light either...... Come on Charon, where the fuck are ya!!!!!!

Smart arse.

For reference, her co actor in the early series of LOTSW was John Comer who was born in 1924. Now, she COULD have been almost a decade younger than him when she was chosen to play his wife but, maybe, it was more likely that they would have been much closer in age at the time. Maybe.. Edit: Pic taken in 2008. To me she looks like she is in her 70s not her late 80s, right?

Im going to watch Spurs tomorrow so WW3 can go fuck itself.

How many more inches are you asking them to add then?

I think Ive found a car big enough...

............from the dizzy heights of an ants kneecap to the depths of earwigs dangly bits..............

So what? He is famous enough for his own thread.

Probably one of the greatest bands ever.

So start one. You dont have to be a veteran of the forum to start a thread. It keeps the forum alive too.

Dont dis Blackburn!! He is a legend!!

Des O'Connor is looking a bit, well, a bit like he is going to be heading downhill fast sooner rather than later. Just saying, like.

Im just awaiting my points for my Brian Matthew pick....

I kinda like it....

The Grand National has been won. What I would really like to do now is beat the shit out of the winning Jockey the way he beat the shit out of the Horse on the run in to get to the winning post first. The Cunt.

Sometimes you are damned if you do and fucked if you dont.

Well........................

He was a superb actor, thats come out of the blue.

Ive always wanted to visit Louisiana.