Lord Fellatio Nelson

Probably none.

Well, apparently, people were 'moved to tears' at seeing Billy Connolly's appearance on Comic Relief Friday night. Looking frail and weak he confirmed he had cancer and, obviously, his utter bravery in actually participating in that monstrosity of a programme had people reaching for the kleenex. Im just wondering whether Ken Bigley's family were also moved to tears or maybe they all sat around the screen shouting 'FFS, is that cunt not dead yet'? Well, you have to wonder, dont you!

So she has 10,900 utter fucktards people following her, eh? Fucking hell.

I dont think so but I do think the Small Faces run both fairly close.

Why? You live with ADULTS. Let them run around after themselves. Do your own thing Lardy, it will keep you sane.

Im just mightily impressed you managed to spell 'philosophising' while pissed. I can barely spell it sober.

.........with attitude.

No, it will ruin her career.

All because of a Brutus Jeans advert in 1976. I remember it well..

Well, Ive just got back from a short City break to the marvellous Amsterdam, the following is my report: Visited Coffee shops = Got Wrecked Visited the Red Light District = Nearly went blind Visited Museums and other places of interest = Dont remember seeing much because of the above. Marvellous. PS: Lady FN enjoyed it too.

.....but more on the ball.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-4344310/Richard-Littlejohn-says-smug-MPs-sowed-seeds-terror.html

Am I the only one who couldnt give a flying fuck for that festering pile of dog excrement they call 'Comic Relief'?

You are correct, they are not true socialists. They are utter fucking wankers.

Are not the 'smug white liberals' socialists???? I think they are which makes you closer to the Right wing than you think!

Its a perfectly good time to mention it, its a fucking disgrace! Yes, I didnt focus on the Political millionaires, no point really. Even the Corbyns of the Political spectrum have never done a days work in their lives let alone been educated at Bash St school or understand ordinary people. Its all a bit fucked innit.

You rebel.

Why do you blame Governments for the 'Im all right Jack' shtick? Isnt that down to society? The less caring 'fuck you lot' society? The only thing Governments, and particularly the Thatcher Government, could be accused of would be to raise peoples aspirations. No longer would you have to pay rent on a council house, you could own it, no 20 year old shit heap leaking oil on the road, you could get easy credit for a new car etc etc. Isnt that why millions of people have schlepped across the globe to this Island and other nations where they see a better future? Why else would millions of Poles and Eastern Europeans leave what they know to come here and start over. Those fucking millionaires employ those Poles and Eastern Europeans, they employ me, my daughter, my wife and tens of millions of people in this country. Those fucking millionaires create the wealth to create our jobs and pay our wages and, through those wages, the Government gets tax revenue to pay for people like me to have free healthcare and, in the past, schooling. I need not elaborate on how those fucking millionaires generate finance to allow people to get mortgages, loans and help prop up businesses in times of hardship. Those contributions you make are not just for pensions any more than road tax duty is for the roads, those contributions have to pay for schools, hospitals, roads, councils and public sector pay. IF your public sector is bigger than your private sector and the private sector isnt producing then the country is fucked. Those fucking millionaires are a necessary evil, i dont begrudge the rich, never have and never will. The rich are not necessarily to blame for a money grabbing society and certainly not to blame for not ensuring that people 'have jobs for life'. Mike Ashley may be a w***er but he employs an awful lot of people in this country. Maybe he would be better off sacking the UK and shifting his business to somewhere like Vietnam where he can pay people 20p an hour and maximize his profit margins..... Without millionaires we would be a third world shit hole. I know where I would rather see my Grand child born to.

There really is no beginning to your genius, is there.

Cunt.

I have this image of you going round the streets in a van looking for oldies hiding away in cellars and the like, a sort of child catcher for OAPs

So what exactly would YOU do about it? Even now people are routinely living into their 80s and beyond. They retired at 65 and 20 years later they are still getting a state pension. The population is growing, people are living even longer and the state has to provide. In the mean time everybody moans like fuck about the lack of funding for the NHS, Education, their council taxes going up and everything else in between. We have a HUGE public sector that is, probably, still the biggest source of employment in the country. We moan about the roads, the railways, the buses, the weather, we moan about people moaning. So whats the answer? Do jack shit and worry about it tomorrow. As it is, Ive got 15 yrs left to work and will have a basic state pension and a crap private one, forced on my by the Government even though it will pay me about £3.20 PCM. My answer has been to live for today because I really have no idea about tomorrow. My kids will have a harder time, my son is self employed and my daughter works for a motor insurer on 'ok' wages. Im going to be a Grandad in August because my Son and his wife still feel that its worth bringing a child into the World, it has to be because there is always hope. Fucking hell, no government will have it nailed on, not one of them. There isnt enough money to go around, there never will be. This fucking carping about how shit everything is solves absolutely nothing. Ive had it very tough and Im now very lucky or I work fucking hard to have got to the point where I dont worry about money, mortality or if Tottenham will actually finish above the Gooners this year. Yes, millions live below the poverty line, ive actually recently seen a family of Eastern Europeans living in an utter slum where they slept four to a room and the double bed mattress was that decayed and filthy I wanted to vomit. They still wanted a phone line and superfast broadband..... The World has never owed anybody a living, I know people on here who have had it really tough but have ploughed on. We take care of those that really cannot do it by themselves, the rest of us have to get on with it and, frankly, to many people dont want to. Yeah, the age of retirement will go up and it will go up in line with the average age we all live to, whats wrong with that?? Are you saying, come the year 2092 when the average lifespan is 102 years that people should still be retiring at 67? Ok. Everybody will have a view but nobody has any answers. Shit happens.

Did they not previously talk about becoming independent from Scotland? Im sure thats what they were wanting, and somesort of co op with the Nordic nations?

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/2540999/berlin-attacker-anis-amri-spotted-strolling-belgian-railway-station/ Yep, those Europeans Belgians, fuck all gets past them!!!