Lord Fellatio Nelson

You could always look. There's plenty of sites out there on which to do your research. In all honesty, I don't even look at porn on my computer. Don't want it getting full of viruses and nasty malware which these sites are full of. TBF, its better to watch porn and get a virus on your computer than to go out, get you leg over then end up with a nasty virus................. True that! But to fill your computer with porn and go on porn sites on a regular basis, does your average laptop as much good as smoking 40 a day does to a human. I smoked 20 + a day for 30 yrs, I gave up 2 1/2 yrs ago and ive felt more shit than when I smoked! As my old mum used to say, you'll be fine as long as you wipe it clean afterwards. I think the rule is to have a slash afterwards.

You could always look. There's plenty of sites out there on which to do your research. In all honesty, I don't even look at porn on my computer. Don't want it getting full of viruses and nasty malware which these sites are full of. TBF, its better to watch porn and get a virus on your computer than to go out, get you leg over then end up with a nasty virus................. True that! But to fill your computer with porn and go on porn sites on a regular basis, does your average laptop as much good as smoking 40 a day does to a human. I smoked 20 + a day for 30 yrs, I gave up 2 1/2 yrs ago and ive felt more shit than when I smoked!

You could always look. There's plenty of sites out there on which to do your research. In all honesty, I don't even look at porn on my computer. Don't want it getting full of viruses and nasty malware which these sites are full of. TBF, its better to watch porn and get a virus on your computer than to go out, get you leg over then end up with a nasty virus.................

You keep posting shite and i will bring it forwards by 25 years!!

^^^ WHS

Hold on a mo. How the fuck is Bercow being smeared? He is meant to be impartial, HIS opinion is not meant for public consumption. Of course he has his own views on Politics but his role is such that he keeps his opinions to himself. You turned a straightforward question into another excuse to try and fuck the Tories over, deservedly or not. The question was a simple one, it pertains to the integrity of the speaker of the House, nothing more. Would you have been so defensive of him had he told those students he was a Brexit supporter and would welcome and be happy for Trump to give a speech? Rocky gave his opinion, my opinion is the opposite but, as I see it, nobody has even alluded to the idea that Bercow is somesort of victim of the establishment. If anything the twat is a victim of his own big mouth.

John Bercow. Should he stay or should he go?

She didn't apply. I thought about it. I really did but decided that I probably wouldn't enjoy the forum as much if I could see its inner workings. On that basis dont shag a gynecologist as no matter how hard you try, they probably wont enjoy it much.

She didn't apply. She was too sensible to.

We sold a motor recently and discovered road tax isn't transferable between owners now. We got a part refund back when we notified the DVLA. (Unless different in Scotland but I don't think so?). So whenever you buy a 'new' car, you have to tax it yourself right away. We never knew it had changed as it's been a while since we sold or bought a car. Its been that way for nearly two years now IIRC.

Spent an hour stuck in a 6 mile jam on the M11 this afternoon. That is life, I can handle that BUT those utter fucking CUNTRAGS who decide to drive down the hard shoulder with their hazard lights on and try and cut in at the front of the queue need to die a horrible fucking death under the blades of a Combine Harvester. I hate people.

Seriously, I fear there will be people who have put themselves forwards who shouldnt be given any special buttons to press on here AT ALL. Honestly, Id love Handy to be a Mod, trusted and well loved by everybody on here for her honesty and integrity, let alone her posting quality. Oh well.

Thats the truth. It's not so much the Hillsborough thing it's the lying. These things have a way of growing irrespective of the topic. When they can't issue a straightforward denial and kill it it leaves them open to any other mud that gets flung (the false address is another example). Yes, but the mention of Hillsborough just makes me switch off. It's surrounded by so much ill-feeling, finger-pointing and mudslinging. I don't know why anybody would claim to be there if they were not, and I don't know why anyone would care if they were or not. OK, focus on the fact he filled in his nomination form with a false address which is illegal. Stoke should be an open goal for UKIP but their incompetence could let them down. Put it into a greater perspective. The voting public cares not a fuck about UKIP except for using them to tell the main parties how fucked off they are with being Governed by an unelected European elite. Now, you can argue the toss about whether we should be in or out or whether we are run by Europe or Westminster but what you cannot argue with is the fact that UKIP are a protest vote. Most Politicians are corrupt, many have told lies and half truths but we still vote for them, not because we believe in their integrity but because the Party they represent is the lesser of all evils. This election will boil down to the mood of the people of Stoke at this time. They may well vote completely differently come a General election but, for now, its their chance to vent, no matter who the candidate is. The Labour candidate MIGHT get slaughtered because of Jeremy Corbyn and not because they themselves lack honesty and integrity. Nuttall MIGHT get elected because people want out of the EU fucking pronto and there are Politicians throwing chairs and bins infront of the bus out of town to impede its progress. Thats how it rolls in by elections god dammit or summat.

He will mostly be busy designing something and, at the same time, compiling a dossier on DL picks and possibilities. He is an outstanding statto of the highest order in the best DL tradition, a legend, infact.

Thats the truth.

I doubt it. Honestly, people outside of Liverpool have hardly been rabid in their support of justice for the Hillsborough victims. Yes it was a tragedy, the Police were incompetent liars and The Sun, allegedly, reported from Police sources. The bottom line is nobody in Stoke is going to give much of a shit whether he was there for real or lied that he was there. Maybe he was but didnt need councelling...........

Ive been awake all day fella, working outside in the shite!

Nowt to do with me Toastie. Thats the other side of Norfolk, probably destined for the noses of Gorleston.

That's bloody awful for all parties concerned. Poor people! Poor Lardy! Thats one less bottle of Vodka she can neck down!

She is going to FUCK HER OWN NEWLY-WIDOWED SON IN LAW. She is SICK. Lucky Son in Law!!!! .................and 'sick' in yoof speak means good. I had to look up Glynis Barber to see who she was. If any of the images are recent, then yes, Lord, she looks good. I didn't see anything in the news stories to know what Lardy's talking about. What's up with that? Shes in a shite UK soap 'Eastenders' which is supposed to be a portrayal of East End of London folk only its 102% inaccurate.

She is going to FUCK HER OWN NEWLY-WIDOWED SON IN LAW. She is SICK. Lucky Son in Law!!!! .................and 'sick' in yoof speak means good.

She is going to FUCK HER OWN NEWLY-WIDOWED SON IN LAW. She is SICK. Lucky Son in Law!!!!

Glynis Barber had it then and has still got it now. Id deffo give that 61 yr old a good seeing to.

MOT garages will always add the odd advisory here and there. The simple reason for that is that the DoT would frown upon a test centre where the bulk of MOT passes have no advisories. In context, most cars cannot ALL be passing their MOTs without SOMETHING to note for the future. MOT centres with a low to non existent advisories on passes or a higher than average rate of passes would expect a visit from the Ministry. Its all about the stats.

Bloody foreigners coming over here taking all our drain covers...................