Jump to content

Lord Fellatio Nelson

Members
  • Content Count

    9,083
  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    77

Everything posted by Lord Fellatio Nelson

  1. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Terrorists & Topical Terrorist Targets

    It can but Sting is playing there and that's damage enough.
  2. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    The Deathlist Christmas Special!

    You need to explain this. Im just a thick Englishman.
  3. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    British Character Actors

    IIRC, he had left acting and was a Cabbie. Died in suspicious circumstances?
  4. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    British Character Actors

    Have ya put up Love Thy Neighbour???
  5. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    The dead of 2016

    Well that's the three 'main' stars of The Protectors gone.
  6. You assume that the EU will still exist in 2020.
  7. So if it wasn't about the doll thing, why don't they speak up and say what it was? Can't see anything misogynistic or sexist about it. Exactly. God help us all. A bunch of students act like dicks. Hardly the sea turning to blood is it. Now if they'd scored 666 points... No but its a nice example of what the fuck is wrong with our society.
  8. So if it wasn't about the doll thing, why don't they speak up and say what it was? Can't see anything misogynistic or sexist about it. Exactly. God help us all.
  9. Have a look at this. Something is majorly fucked up in our society, liberal fucktardery at its very finest. God bless Universities! http://www.msn.com/en-gb/entertainment/tv/jeremy-paxman-baffled-by-university-challenge-boycott-over-sexist-remarks/ar-AAk6p87?li=BBoPJKU&ocid=mailsignout
  10. You poor deluded libcuck, if Trump doesn't deliver there will be blood. Only from your ears. Listen to his speech, he's a one nation Tory. It was all a ploy to get construction contracts for his business. You've been had. Hold on. His campaign committee spent about $238.9 million through mid-October, that's eye watering in UK Political terms. Are you SERIOUSLY suggesting that he would spunk away that kind of money to become President to ensure that he got construction contracts for his business????? He could have spent half of that amount bribing the shit out of State Governors to get the same result and not have the additional shit of a Presidency.................
  11. What if the Mexicans get a free kick and the Americans put a wall in front of the goal? Will they decide to tunnel their way into the penalty area?
  12. Trump got in because the alternatives were even worse. Seriously, do you think that people would have voted him in if the democrats had put up a candidate that was a 'career; politician who looked down her nose at the American working classes? Trump probably will happen elsewhere, and it will be all the fault of those currently in power who sneer at the millions who have real concerns and real issues but are derided as being uneducated, naïve, racist, xenophobic, insular, you name it. They are the same millions who, when asked about their voting intentions either lied or stated that they hadn't decided when they had. You have to be overtly liberal nowdays. That's why the polls were so fucked up twice over, even the pollsters thought they knew it all. I wish I had put money on Brexit and a Trump victory, Id be able to retire now instead of having to work my arse off in all weathers.
  13. Trump is a cunt, we all know that, even the people who voted for him know that. In saying that, however much is wrong with that country there is just as much that is right. I don't think you or anybody else is entitled to be judgemental, unless you live in a true social and political utopia.....and that doesn't exist anywhere on Planet Earth. If you throw stones you will only smash your own windows.
  14. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    The EU Referendum Hokey Cokey

    They didn't vote to remain either. Im not sure why the 29.1 million who couldn't be asked to put a fucking tick on a piece of paper should be given any due consideration.
  15. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    The dead of 2016

    or radio 2- with Terry Wogan Ed Stewart and now Jimmy Young gone they've lost their entire 1998 daytime line up except Ken Bruce. he must be worried tonight ! Well two out of the three were 'wiggies' and Bruce is as bald as a badgers arse so, all things being equal, he should be safe.
  16. All a big fuss over nowt really. Whoever wins will never get a second term in office and never get anything done as even their own side fucking hates them. They will spend four years doing fuck all, achieving fuck all and being closely monitored to ensure that they cannot possibly do any harm, unless its to themselves. The Country has just had two terms of a President who wasn't even dynamic enough to be considered Political marmite, another four years of shit wont do any long term harm to the US, its waaaaay bigger than whoever is in power. Or summat.
  17. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Bloody Fireworks!

    Nicola Sturgeon
  18. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Football

    The first time they play England or France in the Euros you won't be allowed to turn up with a back pack Course ya will. You will just tell security that you have a flask of Lokshen soup and a loaf of Challah in it.
  19. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    The Hare's Death Pool

    Well ... I think many of us would feel happier if Hein had announced he was sodding off. Rather than not knowing what the hell has happened to him. So I think it is considerate to mention that one is taking a break, yes. Deathwank is no Hein. Or vice versa. Quite true, fortunately.
  20. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    You could come and visit Trowbridge, but I wouldn't bother if I were you because it's shit. Id have to have three eyes to visit Trowbridge tbf.
  21. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Phil Collins (And Other Genesis Types)

    I always say that music died after 1984. I get your point.
  22. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    The Hare's Death Pool

    Well ... I think many of us would feel happier if Hein had announced he was sodding off. Rather than not knowing what the hell has happened to him. So I think it is considerate to mention that one is taking a break, yes. Deathwank is no Hein.
  23. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    Me too, except I'm in Warrington. Genuine Northern warmth and proper pubs or interbreeding at its finest with shit roundabouts.... Warrington wins Can you not arrange to go on the piss with Lardy one evening. I suppose it's just a bit too far. I suspect that she would drink me under the table and sit there eating large kebabs all evening.
  24. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    Me too, except I'm in Warrington. Genuine Northern warmth and proper pubs or interbreeding at its finest with shit roundabouts.... Warrington wins
  25. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    The Hare's Death Pool

    You aint Harry Mac, are you? There is no need to announce it, you are not Joan Crawford or owt. You sod off.................then come back at a later date. As in life, participation ebbs and flows.
×

Important Information

Your use of this forum is subject to our Terms of Use