Lord Fellatio Nelson

I have been put on a training course at the end of November, a two fucking week ( weekends home) training course in.................Swindon. What a crock of shit.

Its actually much simpler than that. May holds a general election in the early part of 2017 and sweeps to power with a huge majority. She then goes to the House with her new mandate and huge majority, asks the MPs to vote in favour of invoking Article 50 and they do. That's it. Job done.

Well that's fucked democracy up the arse. Id be amazed if there isn't a General Election called sooner rather than later.

In that case she might already be dead;) I hate both candidates for the record ! Obama was a good president, but both of the candidates in this election is SHITE!!!Obama was a f ucking disaster, he saw that the country was badly divided and what did he do, the fuckwit increased that divide and Donald Trump is the response. The second he got into office the alt right started a bunch of he is a Halibut from Kenya who needs to show his birth certificate bs. Also a lot of the racial divide in the Us already existed but the birth of twitter,facebook and other social media that was non existent a decade ago has just put it out in the open more. All of that shouldn't detract from the fact that he has been a piss poor an extremely average President.tbf he did have a Congress that vetoed all of his proposed plans. He could only get so much done with the opposite party dominating Congress. He is not the first President, Prime Minister or any other leader to lead with a slender majority, no majority or little support. The only people who always get their own way are dictators. The point is he hasn't galvanised his country, its not even a case of whether he is loved or hated, he engenders utter indifference. He will be remembered for the wrong reasons.

Being first with an obit is NEVER boring. In fact it's why we are all here, posting before anyone else FTW. SC I must disagree Mr. Creepy. I'm not at all concerned with "posting before anyone else", only maybe picking up a useful morsel or two about an impending death. I'm sure I'm not alone Nah, you're not. Not all of us are raging hyper competitive weirdos. Most of us are just weird, death obsessed whackjobs with lives. Jobs. Kids. Extra curricular activities. Dogs. Cats. Gardens. Cross country commutes. Etc. EFA.

In that case she might already be dead;) I hate both candidates for the record ! Obama was a good president, but both of the candidates in this election is SHITE!!! Obama was a f ucking disaster, he saw that the country was badly divided and what did he do, the fuckwit increased that divide and Donald Trump is the response. The second he got into office the alt right started a bunch of he is a Halibut from Kenya who needs to show his birth certificate bs. Also a lot of the racial divide in the Us already existed but the birth of twitter,facebook and other social media that was non existent a decade ago has just put it out in the open more. All of that shouldn't detract from the fact that he has been a piss poor an extremely average President.

Putting aside the question of why, this is an interesting piece of analysis. Of the '57 names, Tab is writing books, Paul is still performing, Harry is still an activist and Tommy is crap as Glen Miller (a horrendous piece of miscasting). Hard to say who would go first (though Tommy Steele is dying more often). What about letting us see the rest of the lists? Here are the lists.I have expanded 67 but left the groups intact for 77. 1957 Tommy Steele Tab Hunter Paul Anka Harry Bellafonte Jerry Allison (The Crickets) 1967 Petula Clark Englebert Humpadink Nancy Sinatra Sandie Shaw Micky Dolenz, Peter Tork, Mike Nesmith (The Monkees) Brian Poole, Rick Westwood, Len Hawkes (The Tremeloes) Gary Brooker, Keith Reid, Matthew Fisher, Ray Royer, David Knights (Procul Harem) Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr (The Beatles) Barry Gibb (The Bee Gees) 1977 David Soul Julie Covington Leo Sayer ABBA (All surviving) Deneice Williams Rod Stewart Kenny Rogers Manhatten Transfer The Jacksons Hot Chocolate (minus Errol Brown) Brotherhood of Man The Floaters (?) Baccara Wings (2/3) I have no idea about whether any of The Floaters are still alive. Wiki gives the names but no more info. For those who are interested moving on to 1987 gives us a 82.4% survival rate notable fallers include Michael Jackson, Whitney Houston, Ben E King and Mel Appleby I have included the full list 1987 Steve Silk Hurley Aretha Frankin/George Michael Ben E King Boy George Mel & Kim Ferry Aid (17/20 heaadline performers still alive) Madonna Starship Whitney Houston The Firm Pet Shop Boys Los Lobos Michael Jackson/Siedah Garrett Rick Astley MARRS (5/6 Surviving) Bee Gees (1/3 Surviving) T'Pau There are some Deathlist regulars on there. Starship aren't fully crewed anymore - though Grace Slick improbably lingers She has turned into Kim ( How Clean is your House) Woodburn. On the basis that she was, long ago, as fit as fuck, getting old is an utter bastard.

You can post wherever you like, you are the legend that is Handy.

It's astonishing how often that happens in soaps It's astonishing how often that happens in Basildon You could have said Trowbridge Lardy..... Why is Lardy using your account? She isn't. I've obviously missed something here. I think LFN was either trying to insult toast by calling her Lardy, (which is very unfair on you) or just can't read usernames. Why on earth would calling me Lardy be an insult? Makes no sense. I think it was because Lardy had "liked" the Basildon post, so LFN knew she was reading. Lardy's a term for fatty? It's a fairly common insult. That other explanation also makes sense. In this case 'Lardy' is short for Lard Bazaar, the name which the forum member in question has chosen for herself. So I think we may be permitted to use it, it's kind of the point. Yes but when some responds to a post by one user, telling another user entirely that they could have done something differently you can surely see why one might get a bit lost along the way... Let it go!!!!!!!

Trump is no Warmonger, That evil cuntmonster Hillary though would start WWIII. Another brilliant word!!

It's astonishing how often that happens in soaps It's astonishing how often that happens in BasildonIt's astonishing how often it happens to your moms.There is a very thick line drawn between you being a bit funny and being a complete prick.Complete prick wins. If you cant post funny just f**k off, the forum will survive without you. I will go and suck my dads penis.

I cant read that without seeing Ali Bongo. f**k knows why. It always conjures up plastic buckets, bowls and bins to me. Oh yeah, Addis were manufacturers of them IIRC.

You make the assumption that the US President actually makes all the important decisions.

It's astonishing how often that happens in soaps It's astonishing how often that happens in Basildon You could have said Trowbridge Lardy..... Why is Lardy using your account? She isn't.

It's astonishing how often that happens in soaps It's astonishing how often that happens in BasildonIt's astonishing how often it happens to your moms. There is a very thick line drawn between you being a bit funny and being a complete prick. Complete prick wins. If you cant post funny just fuck off, the forum will survive without you.

It's astonishing how often that happens in soaps It's astonishing how often that happens in Basildon You could have said Trowbridge Lardy.....

It's astonishing how often that happens in soaps It's astonishing how often that happens in Basildon

I cant read that without seeing Ali Bongo. Fuck knows why.

.........and while Im here.... Ok, its a thread about reporting a death in your family BUT it does seem that, at times, some of the reporting is a tad, shall we say, bollocks? Exactly how far removed from our immediate family do we go before we don't consider its really appropriate to post? What next? ' My Aunts friends, sisters, uncles best mates cousins father in laws grandmas third best friend died in 1962 but ive only just heard about it...' Its DL, we are a bit skewed, a bit odd at times and off beat, the thread seems at odds with that. I will never post in this thread about the death of anybody remotely connected to me or otherwise but each to their own. I am, however, finding the false commiserations and ' a million condolences to be a tad 'cosmetic' when its effing obvious that people are replying out of sheer politeness and don't really give a f**k as opposed to feeling ones pain or summat. TF was, indeed, blunt but he has a sharp point. Personally, the effing thread is abhorrent and needs to be fucked off to Siberia. EDIT: Further more, its utterly inexcusable for this swear filter to have not been fixed by now, totally inexcusable.

Who cares, not me.Don't disrespect the dead. That's a major rule in the book of life... f**k the dead, and f**k the living. I never had you down as a necrophiliac, but fair play. You have to gety it where you can, right?

Trolling at its very finest, the Almas of Caviar. TF really has no peers.

David Crosby isn't one to hold back... https://www.theguardian.com/music/2016/oct/28/david-crosby-kanye-west

Are you public sector or private sector? I think I understand where you are coming from but the accurate answer may not actually reflect the intention of your question. So you're definitely public sector as you can't give a straight answer to a straight question. No I work for a private company. ..........a private company working within the public sector.........

You're getting close to another warning and a 7 day ban on posting.. Apologies for making that page, as you clearly shown in two posts that you didn't want it. However, I made the page because OTHER people made SIMILAR pages in the past. Here are a few pages that are similar to this one:Who should be on the deathlist in 2016: https://forums.deathlist.net/topic/8594-who-should-be-on-the-2016-deathlist/?hl=%2Bdeathlist+%2B2016 Ideas and possibilities for 2016: https://forums.deathlist.net/topic/8444-ideas-and-possibilities-for-2016/?findpost=216390 Here's two from the year before: Ideas and possibilities for 2015: https://forums.deathlist.net/topic/8325-ideas-and-possibilities-for-2015/?hl=%2Bideas+%2Band+%2Bpossibilities Who should be on Deathlist 2015: https://forums.deathlist.net/topic/8425-who-should-be-on-the-2015-deathlist/?hl=%2Bdeathlist+%2B2015 What I see the Ideas and Possibilities thread for is for the general public, while the who should be on deathlist thread is solely for deathlist. I've seen more ideas and possibilities threads that are different from the who should be on deathlist threads in different years because one solely focuses on deathlist. That's my reasoning for making the thread. Now I'm not saying that you have to reopen it because you are obviously an admin, and you basically have the final say, but I just want to show you why I made it. End of rant. Well you have to concede, even reluctantly, that he has a point. That will kill some people.

Haven't you got one of those dashcam thingys? I thought everyone had them except me. No Toastie, Im old too.......