Lord Fellatio Nelson

Nowt better than a statistical analysis by our very own RA.

I find getting pissed quite difficult, im no drinker and ive never truly liked the taste. Now if only they sold ORIGINAL Tizer that just happened to be alcoholic. ...

This reminds me of the old days when we thought he was as mad as a box of frogs but it was really us who were and not him or summat . Good times!

On holiday and getting pissed. It just seems appropriate.

oh I dont know, they will never find him as they all look alike. Yours Dr Zorders

The LFNs will be off to what is left of White Hart Lane in a few weks to see us against Crystal Palace. It will be interesting to see how much the atmosphere will suffer from having part of the stadium missing. No jokes, the atmosphere is usually brilliant!

Well, in all honesty, and Ive driven all the way to Spain and back more than a few times, I never had to carry enough food for my family and myself to last us while we have sat in a traffic queue in excess of a mile long for over 12 hours. That's probably because we were never in stationary traffic for 12 hours. Who would think they would be? Id also say that there would have been a significant amount of foreign people stuck in the same queue not understanding what the f**k was going on AND there would have been umpteen artics that will now have to dump their load of perished goods because there may have been a strict timescale to get it from Country A to Country B. Obviously, if you are anything like me, id not have thought about bringing my shit house with me just incase I needed a crap on the outside lane of the M2 and 12,34AM.......................

I think id feel safer in Benidorm, Bognor or Palma Nova than I would in Bodrum or Marmaris.... I'm going to San Francisco. I figure my chances at 50-50. San Fran is being considered for next year............

No. Well watch something else then. I'm looking forward to the 5000m, 10000m, Half Marathon, Marathon, Basketball, Football and Canoeing the most. You may as well be looking forward to what performance enhancing drug is the most successful.Athletics is so tarnished, so utterly bloated with cheats and state sponsored drug administering programmes its impossible to tell who is and who isn't clean. No sport is squeaky clean but Athletics is the biggest turd in the sewer. Hence, im not interested. Good job there's 27 other sports at the olympics... ...and you think those other 'sports' are immune from drug taking cheating bastards?? No. But I do think the issue has been somewhat overblown. No it hasn't. Its been going on for decades, at least since the old Communist Block were operating, most East German medal winners were cheats, all government sponsored. This idea that its gone away or its just a small percentage of cheats is seriously naïve. Years ago it was done to prove that the Commies were all powerful against the West, nowdays its mainly done because modern Athletics and Olympic Sports are awash with money for the most successful. Sure not all are cheats but its a very significant amount, enough for me and the masses to question whether that sports person picking up a medal has done it through sheer graft and talent or because their coach orchestrates a drug cheating programme. How can we truly support something so effing rancid?

That 'mediocre' manager kept that club in the Premiership. The least they can do is kiss his arse and wish him well. And take him back within two years Seriously, the man's won nowt at Premiershit level and he's already past 60 years old. Am I wrong here - the only manager who'll turn our national team round is someone who combines tactical nouse, the ability to invoke Plan B when the opposition score and someone who's faced a dressing room full of massive egos and incredible wage packets and still made them feel like they had something to prove. Big Sam - I'm guessing - starts from keeping a clean sheet, extends to solid predictable tactics and isn't above explaning the fine line between a robust challenge and criminal assault. It'll be ploddingly effective up to World Cup qualification and come unstuck when some gleeful bunch of minnows get us in a knock out round and stick us with some set piece magic that gifts them a two goal lead by half time! Rant effing over!! Agreed. Big Sam is a Premier league manager but never an International one. Then again........

No. Well watch something else then. I'm looking forward to the 5000m, 10000m, Half Marathon, Marathon, Basketball, Football and Canoeing the most. You may as well be looking forward to what performance enhancing drug is the most successful. Athletics is so tarnished, so utterly bloated with cheats and state sponsored drug administering programmes its impossible to tell who is and who isn't clean. No sport is squeaky clean but Athletics is the biggest turd in the sewer. Hence, im not interested. Good job there's 27 other sports at the olympics... ...and you think those other 'sports' are immune from drug taking cheating bastards??

....obviously not ALL mentally ill people who run around stabbing and shooting people are Halibut...............

No. Well watch something else then. I'm looking forward to the 5000m, 10000m, Half Marathon, Marathon, Basketball, Football and Canoeing the most. You may as well be looking forward to what performance enhancing drug is the most successful. Athletics is so tarnished, so utterly bloated with cheats and state sponsored drug administering programmes its impossible to tell who is and who isn't clean. No sport is squeaky clean but Athletics is the biggest turd in the sewer. Hence, im not interested.

No.

Who and who? Oh sorry mate they're not B-b-b-b-brriiiiiiiiiiiiiitish on BBC 3. Smfh you and Handrejka and Toast and Bibliogryphon would do well to investigate the world around you. I don't care about the c**t but if you don't know who Jay Mohr is your head is lodged. I guess though you've given Sir Creep a free pass to say 'who' at some nationally heroic UK personality gits next time you post them. By signing on to this ignorant post you've avowed your personal ignorance. Well played. SC PS watch one of the great movies Bamboozled you'll figure out which one is Mohr. I'm an equal opportunities ignoramus. I have no idea who any of the British Z listers in the Daily Mail sidebar of shame are either. I'm still trying to work what Smfh means. Im still trying to work out why he hasn't fucked off and started his own forum where he can be a true legend in his own mind.

I think id feel safer in Benidorm, Bognor or Palma Nova than I would in Bodrum or Marmaris.........

That 'mediocre' manager kept that club in the Premiership. The least they can do is kiss his arse and wish him well.

I just get this horrible feeling that's its Graham Taylor all over again.

20 injured. Of those at least 14 were treated for shock. So really 6 injured. 3 seriously and 1 has minor injuries so far as I know so far. Of course it's traumatic to see these things and they should get all the help they need, but when people hear 'axeman' and 'injuries' they're not thinking mental scars. Also motive not established yet. Everyone's too quick to jump to conclusions these days, which only proves the ISIS campaign's working. Cue accusations that I'm naive and part of the problem... The guy was an Afghan refuge who had a Deash flag in his effing room... My post: 12.30am. Your post: 12.30pm. 12.30am: Bugger all clear information. 12.30pm: Plenty of information released.No need to disagree, the facts are out there now, guy was carrying an ISIS flag. But I'm not apologising for not immediately jumping to the conclusion that an attack has to be ISIS related the minute it happens. I'm also not bothering to get into the whole "ISIS aren't Halibuts, they brainwash vulnerable people" debate but...well...ISIS aren't Halibuts, they brainwash vulnerable people... Tbf, they tend to brainwash Halibuts..............no all isis fighters are Halibuts. Isis can't even tolerate difference forms of Halibuts let alone Christians. So yes all isis fighters are Halibuts but not all Halibuts are isis fighters. Isnt that obvious?

20 injured. Of those at least 14 were treated for shock. So really 6 injured. 3 seriously and 1 has minor injuries so far as I know so far. Of course it's traumatic to see these things and they should get all the help they need, but when people hear 'axeman' and 'injuries' they're not thinking mental scars. Also motive not established yet. Everyone's too quick to jump to conclusions these days, which only proves the ISIS campaign's working. Cue accusations that I'm naive and part of the problem... The guy was an Afghan refuge who had a Deash flag in his effing room... My post: 12.30am. Your post: 12.30pm. 12.30am: Bugger all clear information. 12.30pm: Plenty of information released. No need to disagree, the facts are out there now, guy was carrying an ISIS flag. But I'm not apologising for not immediately jumping to the conclusion that an attack has to be ISIS related the minute it happens. I'm also not bothering to get into the whole "ISIS aren't Halibuts, they brainwash vulnerable people" debate but...well...ISIS aren't Halibuts, they brainwash vulnerable people... Tbf, they tend to brainwash Halibuts..............

The way I read it, she had retired and that her break from the soap was open ended. I don't think her health was relevant to her walking away.

I cant understand why he felt the need to take to twitter and I cant understand the content of his tribute which comes across as something you would write regarding the passing of a good friend rather than your mum. Just my opinion.

You DO realize this isn't even remotely close to the right fuckng thread? Even for this place, that is monumentally cuntish of you.You should be effing ashamed. I'm still puzzling over why he thinks a thread about terrorists is an unsuitable place to post about something that is probably a terrorist attack. I assume he thought it should be in the General non-school massacre thread. That's where I thought it would be. But as said above it hardly matters. Saw on the 6 o'clock news that some people, including police, tried to stop him before anyone was hit, but they couldn't open the door and he accelerated away. Wondering if, given the weaponry inside the truck, this was a Plan B, because he thought his attack had been rumbled so he just killed as many as possible using the truck. Either way it was devastatingly effective and almost wholly unpreventable. We live in scary times, made scarier by prize buffoons like Donald Trump trying to make hay out of people's fears. Tbf, its not very difficult to make hay when yet another attack takes place with great success. I would suspect, after the umpteenth attack on his watch, Hollande is on borrowed time.

You DO realize this isn't even remotely close to the right fuckng thread? Even for this place, that is monumentally cuntish of you. You should be effing ashamed. I'm still puzzling over why he thinks a thread about terrorists is an unsuitable place to post about something that is probably a terrorist attack. Because he is a twat.

You DO realize this isn't even remotely close to the right fuckng thread? Even for this place, that is monumentally cuntish of you. You should be fucking ashamed.