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The EU Referendum Hokey Cokey
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to YoungWillz's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
To be honest I'd love to see federalism creep into Britain, it might start to rectify the democratic deficit that led to Thursdays horrendous decision. The signs seem to be pointing the opposite way though. It's always going to be a domino effect in my opinion though in the order of Scotland. Northern Ireland and then Wales seeing those two countries succeed and abandoning England. Im getting massively fucked off with all this shit. It was a DEMOCRATIC VOTE!! There wouldn't be half the wank going on if remain had won by the same margin, some of them are acting worse than jack booted fascists, democracy is only a demand if it works for them. Im also mightily irked when Im getting battered around the effing head with the 'yoof of the country' argument. What the f**k is it? Playschool?? There are multiple millions of older people in this country, people like me who may well still be around in 20 or thirty years time, just like the know all kids out there who seem to think the Earth has to be handed down to them like somesort of effing inheritance. Nobody owns the Planet, each generation exists on it within the time frame they are alive in, we take things as we find them. effing hell, no generation has been bequeathed a utopia, we have all had to face issues, we always will so stop effing whinging that us old cunts are throwing away your futures, your futures will be what YOU make them when you get there, don't blame us for everything. The masses who voted out don't live in places like London or Newcastle, we live in counties that have massively struggled with issues ranging from the pressure on schools and public services through migration to low pay, shit jobs and not being able to get social housing or even private rentals ( which are rented out to migrants) Through all of this they have been labelled xenophobic, racists, small minded and everything else in between by people that enjoy the benefits of City life where they don't have to wait every hour for a effing bus and the local deli does tofu and caviar. This country has been massively damaged and its been damaged by a considerable amount of remain supporters who have blamed out voters for daring to ruin their social and environmental utopian dream. The bitterness is effing sickening tbh. I actually thought we would remain by a landslide, a shit happens for me moment but there you go. I was as shocked as anybody that the out vote won, im pleased about it but there is work to do. We are out of the EU but Europeans, we will still buy their goods, they will still buy ours and we can still work together on a whole plethora of issues that will benefit the masses. Basically, what the common market was envisaged to become. Can we not just grow a collective pair and get on with things? Ta. PS: Somebody sort this bastard filter out and all the other issues or find somebody that can pronto!! -
DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Lord Fellatio Nelson's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Don't forget London.London can f**k off. Oh yeh I forgot about you Cockerneeee Wankas You Inbred. -
I don't care if they did, I just hope they beat Wales.
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DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Lord Fellatio Nelson's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
That's hardly earth shattering and not really an endorsement of Greek financial nous is it. Just the way it is,LFN, just the way it is. Aye, true. Much knee jerking going on. -
DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Lord Fellatio Nelson's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
That's hardly earth shattering and not really an endorsement of Greek financial nous is it. -
DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Lord Fellatio Nelson's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Come on, whats going on in Jockistan fella? Wee Jimmy has been back pedalling, the referendum demand is now only on the table, yesterday it was being thrust in the faces of the rest of the UK. He now has sent an open message to all EU citizens in Scotland saying how much they are loved and they are welcome to stay etc etc. Im just wondering how grateful the EU will be to know that Wee Jimmy is desperate to join them in place of the rest of the UK. Im wondering even more just how fucking stupid she really is. Your thoughts?? -
DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Lord Fellatio Nelson's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Don't forget London. London can fuck off. -
The EU Referendum Hokey Cokey
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to YoungWillz's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
You've quoted me but just put the number 1? Mistake? redone -
The EU Referendum Hokey Cokey
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to YoungWillz's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Would be a decent post if it wasn't based on suppositions ( Krankie has actually said the Independence referendum is 'on the table' which is serious back pedalling from yesterday) and the rest are factually bollocks. Can you actually see Northern Ireland going for reunification??????? FFS. 08:04 from STP? Yes but I thought you only did planes :-) He will do anything in a nice pair of trousers. -
The EU Referendum Hokey Cokey
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to YoungWillz's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
....and then there is the 'alternative Christmas message, allegedly. A Prime Minister resigned. The £ plummeted. The FTSE 100 lost significant ground. But then the £ rallied past February levels, and the FTSE closed on a weekly high: 2.4% up on last Friday, its best performance in 4 months. President Obama decided we wouldn't be at the 'back of the queue' after all and that our 'special relationship' was still strong. The French President confirmed the Le Touquet agreement would stay in place. The President of the European Commission stated Br...exit negations would be 'orderly' and stressed the UK would continue to be a 'close partner' of the EU. A big bank denied reports it would shift 2,000 staff overseas. The CBI, vehemently anti-Brexit during the referendum campaign, stated British business was resilient and would adapt. Several countries outside the EU stated they wished to begin bi-lateral trade talks with the UK immediately. If this was the predicted apocalypse, well, it was a very British one. It was all over by teatime. Not a bad first day of freedom. -
The EU Referendum Hokey Cokey
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to YoungWillz's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Things have become more serious. Geldof is, apparently, handing back his knighthood. -
The EU Referendum Hokey Cokey
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to YoungWillz's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
I cannot say Im surprised at the vicious tone taken by the IN supporters. Pretty fucking venomous TBH, nasty, vindictive, fuck, you would have thought that THEY were the Right Wing Sun readers!! -
The EU Referendum Hokey Cokey
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to YoungWillz's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
He deleted his career because he assumed, wrongly, that because he won the last election with a clear majority, against all bets and forecasts, he thought that his support to remain was a given. He was well effing wrong. It had nothing to do with the majority (which was only 12). It was that he never intended to get a majority in the first place. Miliband's weakness royally fucked the Tories. Osborne pledged £10 billion of spending cuts, knowing that in a coalition agreement this would get watered down to, say, half that. Cameron promised an In-Out referendum if we gave his party an overall majority, a safe bet because we were heading for another hung parliament and Labour were most likely going to form the next government anyway. Once the Tories got their majority, he had no option but to stand by the £10 billion cuts and that he had no option but to hold his promised referendum. His majority should never have entered into it, he knew even those who voted for his party were largely Eurosceptic, let alone the Ukippers. The reason governments have been so reticent to give an In-Out referendum, rightly or wrongly, is because of precisely this - the fear was it would be a close Out vote. Cameron boxed himself in a corner and then couldn't successfully get out of it. Where do you get 12 from? The last election was won with a big majority ( seats) there is no argument about it. Every pollster, every 'expert' all predicted an outright win for Labour and it didn't happen. Im not even sure how you can think that Cameron went into the election on the basis that he would become part of another coalition? If that had happened again, he would have had to go, he would have failed to secure an overall majority for the second successive time. He would have known about the Eurosceptics, however, he wouldn't have known that so many would have gone against his advice, and we are talking about the public not politicians, nor would he, or for that matter Corbyn and the other Labour 'ins' have even begun to understand that Party Politics meant jack shit to traditional Labour supporters. He had to offer a referendum, if he hadn't he would have been accused of being undemocratic, we are not yet North Korea. Once he made that choice he banked on the public backing him as they did in the election. We shall have to agree to disagree. -
The EU Referendum Hokey Cokey
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to YoungWillz's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Funniest thing of the day are all those remainers , monumentally pissed off with the leavers because they blame them for the falling off the cliff of the £ and a share nosedive ( although some shares have actually risen but that doesn't make good shit throwing) Are these the very same people who blamed the CITY for the economic meltdown last time? So what the f**k has changed? They were speculating then, they are speculating now. Nasty nasty leavers, poor poor City! -
The EU Referendum Hokey Cokey
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to YoungWillz's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
He deleted his career because he assumed, wrongly, that because he won the last election with a clear majority, against all bets and forecasts, he thought that his support to remain was a given. He was well fucking wrong. -
The EU Referendum Hokey Cokey
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to YoungWillz's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Yeah, I heard they were all that skint they couldn't even afford to buy toilet paper. -
The EU Referendum Hokey Cokey
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to YoungWillz's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Before I gave up the gambling about six years back, I told everyone to put a £10 on Priti Patel being the next PM at odds of 66/1. She's 9/1 now. Priti Patel has been one of the most vile members of the leave campaign. Please anyone but her.I hope everyone is effing satisfied now. My whole life is now geared towards moving out of Britain. I will come and pack your bags. -
The EU Referendum Hokey Cokey
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to YoungWillz's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
I not sure being satisfied that the sky hasn't fallen down is necessarily the standard we were setting for ourselves... What standard were we setting for ourselves then? The standard of being in the best position going forward as a nation, which 90% of the perceived wisdom said was inside the EU. In other news, Nicola Sturgeon has confirmed a second Independence referendum is "on the table" as the terms under which the last referendum took place have changed significantly. Hard to argue with her. Would that be the same 90% of wise owls who didn't see the economic meltdown? Maybe it was the ones who caused it? Look, Europe is fucked, us leaving wont change that, we will still trade with Europe and Europe will still trade with us. If we were going to listen to informed opinion then, perhaps, the words of the German head of Industries, Marcus Kerbel, would have been the thing to do. Im sure his counterparts across the EU share his view, why wouldn't they? They have over 5 million employees that are dependant on the continuation of freely trading with us. The EU are a busted flush, they wont be dictating how we all move forwards on trade deals, it will be the industrial giants of main land Europe, their employees and their unions who will want to ensure that the status quo remains. -
The EU Referendum Hokey Cokey
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to YoungWillz's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
I not sure being satisfied that the sky hasn't fallen down is necessarily the standard we were setting for ourselves... What standard were we setting for ourselves then? -
The EU Referendum Hokey Cokey
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to YoungWillz's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Maybe people need to calm the fuck down. This is Chicken Licken syndrome, the sky hasn't fallen down and it wont. -
The EU Referendum Hokey Cokey
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to YoungWillz's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
TBH, Im not really convinced that any other EU nation will go down the referendum route should we end up staying in. Realistically, we are a big fish, a big f**k off fish infact and if we go out it would mean that any other potential leavers would have us on the outside ready to support them. If we vote to go the floodgates will open, if we vote to stay I don't see any other nation willing to walk away. -
The EU Referendum Hokey Cokey
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to YoungWillz's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Austrians -
The EU Referendum Hokey Cokey
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to YoungWillz's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
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So when is this swear filter going to be sorted???????????
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I fucking LOVE football, me.