Lord Fellatio Nelson

Well, there is your answer. Nobody to the left of the political spectrum seems to have a fucking clue what centrist actually is. Looks like another few decades sitting on the opposition bench for Labour then.

Well, aside from Rayner, Nandy, Thornberry..... Granted, Keith had a good rummage around and got rid of some of the dead wood but, nah fanks.

Maybe not but he was more than happy to serve under Corbyn and people do not forget that. Corbyn was the primary reason why Labour lost seats it had not lost in generations and two general elections. Labour needs a massive clean sweep of all those that clung to Corbyn's arse hole as if he was THE Messiah. Maybe then people would consider voting for them in greater numbers.

Post of the week!

TBF, Johnson has had his trousers around his ankles more times than the late Brian Rix ever did.

Every time I see a new post on this thread I get all excited thinking that somebody has reported that Greta Thunberg has been eaten by a Polar Bear. Fuck.

Yes, there is some good stuff on there but the place has become increasingly derranged, even for me! Chise is brilliant, even if she is in to dressing up as a furry.

You have no fucking idea whether they were scared of it or not. What did you expect them to do? Run around like Private Frazer shouting 'We're doomed!!! That would have kept the country from panic buying more bog rolls and rice, wouldn't it. Just for some clarity, and from the horses mouth, there are currently 38 covid patients at the local hospital, NONE have had the vaccine and all are aged between 30 and 40 with no underlying health conditions. All are seriously ill, SERIOUSLY ill, you utter fuckwitt!!! I doubt that the flu ever hospitalised them and I doubt that of ALL the people who have died with covid or just covid would have died with the flu. Covid denial has become an industry powered by twats that see conspiracy and 'the big picture' at every turn. The utter bollocks you spout really needs to be left on twatter, an utterly rancid piece of shite that cultivates the kind of crap you cling on to in the faint belief that it makes you smarter and wiser than everybody else, which the very thought of is as funny as fuck.

Yes, I agree. I think I posted my view before it came tumbling out that Johnson and the Prime Minister, his wife Carrie, were said to have been in attendance. I mean, that puts a whole new slant on things!

Some of us DL members have had the pleasure of meeting Alphonsin at DL meet ups. I have met him twice and he is a lovely fella.

I suspect that the Tories are going to be trounced in the May local elections. That will be the trigger to get rid of him. I would imagine the candidates for his chair have been canvassing for support for a few months now, everybody knows he is a dead man walking. Even he knows he is!

This was posted up elsewhere. I need to know WTF was magic about the fish and why would you call a horse 'Tony' ffs!

Oh, not even I can attain your levels of inane!

Why? Will it stop you posting a load of shit?

No. Yes, we are all aware of how fucking stupid it is. Australia have taken part too. Inane bollocks.

It is less likely to lead to hospitalisations. The fact that it is far more virulent means that more people will get it so it is a percentages thing. Why has he got to keep apologising for people dying of covid? Do you KNOW how many of those that died actually bothered to be vaccinated? No you fucking don't. The death rate is also lower than at it's peak. Fact. Boris is a c*nt and you are a massive twat.

I had to look him up. Such a sharp and snazzy name for somebody that looks like he has all the personality of a whelk.

Well yeah, that's a good point. Mind you, and I know I am as common as muck, I think, maybe, I would prefer The Times doing the generating rather than a tabloid that is so shit it makes The Sun look like primary reading material for all members of MENSA. Oh my, I am getting snobby in my old age.

Aye, I can see it now. Britney gets covid and starts yelling at everybody that she ain't havin no bio weapons injected into her. Her father gets a court order to section her and, in blind panic, she sets off down the freeway in her Ford Bronco, tailed by 62 Police cars, a Police helicopter and 7 local news channels. She pulls down to a side road, opens the door and starts screaming about her mental health, what with all the lock downs and the conspiracy of the secret 'World Government' who want to control us all by injecting us with mind control drugs posing as covid vaccines. She grabs hold of a can of petrol she has been keeping for just such an occasion, douses herself, flicks her ciggy lighter and KABOOM!!!! Yeah, can see it happening.

He died 2 years ago. Well, we all assume he did, he looks like a fucking corpse and has all the mental agility of one.

Snow Leopard is Gloria Hunniford. Just sayin, like.

Well, yes.

2022 shall be seen as the year of Ulitzer becoming a very prickly old fucker.

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