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Delayed Death Reaction
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Deathray's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Now I saw a docu about Rowland/Dexys some time back, not that long actually. I dont know if it was on The South Bank Show or Sky Arts or the like but he and a couple of others were performing a stage show in London. I don't know where or when it actually was but, hey, the clips they showed were mightily impressive IMHO. Something I would have liked to have gone to but would have had to go on my own. Reading that back, its obvious I don't have a fucking clue as to where and when BUT it did happen -
Delayed Death Reaction
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Deathray's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Spooky. He looks like him for sure. Mind you, how many hits did they have after they reformed in the 90s, post Brown? 'Bugger all' the right answer? -
Delayed Death Reaction
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Deathray's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
The current lead singer with Hot Chocolate looks a lot like him, so a lot of people still don't realise he's dead. Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?????? They replaced Errol Brown?? FFS!!!! Errol Brown WAS Hot Chocolate. Lads, its over, find something else to do. -
Stupid/funny/cool/outrageous/scary/weird/crazy Stuff You Read/saw In The News/on The Internet
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Dr. Zorders's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Ive had to steal that! -
Im really needing LG to say that to me over and over and over and ov..................
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DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Lord Fellatio Nelson's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Your bollocks are too big -
Since when have we become a nation of handwringing cowards and victims? No bastard wants to take responsibility for anything and expects the rest of us to get the tea and sympathy out when they start the 'Oh woe is me..' shite. Well fuck off! Also, this 'better the devil you know' bollocks sprouted by those who will vote to stay in the EU. Grow a fucking pair and come up with a proper reason for wanting to remain. Wankers. Ive come to understand that this is the only forum on Planet Earth that isn't frequented by the anal retentive cunt chops types that take offence when you dare to have a view that's the polar opposite of theirs, defend some 'victims' are actually cock heads that did fuck all to reduce the risk of being victims and, well, there are that many cunts out there they make Z look like the Archbishop of Canterbury. I don't really like 'people' too much.
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They would hardly dare speak to the little girl these days. Sad. Well that killed that one!!
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Yeah and they usually have big noses, walk around saying Oi Vey to everybody and hide the millions they stole off the vunerable under their beds.... Fucking hell...... Beats me where they get the time to produce all those Hollywood movies! Time? They are too tight to give you any!!
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I wonder if we can have a strange double header? As the alleged abuse occurred at a Billy Graham event? G'day President Mugabe, Reg Grundy died on the Australian television awards night.... Cliff to top himself on Eurovision night? I like this thinking, I think he will top it during Wimbledon, he is always there in the royal box, goon. You never see any black people in the royal box do you, or at Wimbledon. White colonial sport that must be banished. Well that's one way of getting around a ban.
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DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Lord Fellatio Nelson's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Consider that registrations ( the last letters ) are pretty random it could have been umpteen combinations yet I got one almost the same bar one digit.The car is Norfolk and the van is Birmingham. Ha, the school friend wasn't really a friend, it was a girl who sat infront of me in Maths ( fucking hated Maths) and she was only there for the first and second year. The other friend who mentioned her never attended any class I did so its all a bit odd that ONE girl who only went to one class of mine for two years out of five would be thought about/mentioned twice in a matter of two days. Mind you, my school year did produce 1x paedo 1x murderer and 1x fraudster. The odd mental case or three emanated from there too but that was normal for Essex Fuck that seems 'tame' for a Year from that era. (Depends on definition of 'murderer', how many are yewtreed in the future and everycunt commits fraud ). Well one was involved in one murder and one 'suspicious death' where a body lay in a bath of water for weeks while he and his other flatmates carried on drinking/living around him. Apparently the skin just ' slid off' when the Police removed the fellafrom da bathroom. Yewtree? Nah, nobody famous enough for that and as for fraud, there is fraud and fraud............ Aye, possibly tame compared to other areas and certainly nowt compared to now. -
Yeah and they usually have big noses, walk around saying Oi Vey to everybody and hide the millions they stole off the vunerable under their beds.... Fucking hell......
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DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Lord Fellatio Nelson's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
You'll probably see the friend you both remembered in a couple of days. Ive more chance of seeing Bruce Forsyth making a comeback on TV..... -
DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Lord Fellatio Nelson's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Consider that registrations ( the last letters ) are pretty random it could have been umpteen combinations yet I got one almost the same bar one digit. The car is Norfolk and the van is Birmingham. Ha, the school friend wasn't really a friend, it was a girl who sat infront of me in Maths ( fucking hated Maths) and she was only there for the first and second year. The other friend who mentioned her never attended any class I did so its all a bit odd that ONE girl who only went to one class of mine for two years out of five would be thought about/mentioned twice in a matter of two days. Mind you, my school year did produce 1x paedo 1x murderer and 1x fraudster. The odd mental case or three emanated from there too but that was normal for Essex -
DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Lord Fellatio Nelson's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
The Universe. Ok, I hate the World, don't want to go to heaven ( I wont anyway ) God is a massive cunt bucket and Jesus was a preening transvestite called Malcolm from somewhere south of Addis Ababa or something but....................... Random stuff. I buy a car that's last three digits are RPO, I get given a van that's last three digits are RTO and I spoke to my friend today and they mentioned somebody that I had thought about two days ago. That person was only in our school for the first two years, my friend didn't know me at school and never attended any of the same lessons as me yet still managed to mention one person out of hundreds who I had thought about, at random, for 2 mins and had last seen sometime back in 1978. So what the fuck is going on? -
The EU Referendum Hokey Cokey
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to YoungWillz's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Summer, likely to be a warm sunny day with daylight until after 10pm, voting on a subject I suspect the vast majority of people don't give two shits about either way, despite the vocal loud minorities on both sides? It'll be around the AV referendum turnout, I'm guessing. I think you seriously underestimate how much the average person cares about having their say on the EU. Postal votes will massively help boost turn-out as well. I predict that people will realise that I do not understand politics and have no idea what's going on. EFA -
The EU Referendum Hokey Cokey
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to YoungWillz's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Well, I reckon, all those wanting out will now be changing their minds after Cameron advised us that leaving the EU will probably lead to WW3 Well he didn't actually say that but alluded to it. Im off to dig a hole in the garden..not to build a bomb shelter but to bury that cunt Cameron in it. -
The thing that pisses me off is the notion that Football simply did not exist before the formation of the Premier League. ''.....and on the 8th day Sky created football....' Bollocks did it.
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They call them Casualty depts here CA and by the time she gets seen it will be Monday anyway.
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I got some questionsDoes your family have a history of heart disease Are you overweight Are you often stressed of angry Do you drink or smoke a lot. The things kids wank to nowdays.......
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Some people who have heart attacks have previously suffered from 'indigestion' ( like my Dad did ) which it obviously fucking wasn't. Don't fuck about, get it checked out.
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The EU Referendum Hokey Cokey
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to YoungWillz's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Yes but its OUR shithole not fucking Europes. -
So who has pissed on your chips then??
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Delayed Death Reaction
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Deathray's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
You've made eight posts in six years, two of which were about your hatred of BBC organizational politics. Are you Noel Edmonds? No, but I have great respect for Mr Blobby one of their more intellectual correspondents. Are you Robert Peston? That is an insult, I will happily ignore anything that Peston puts forward post his involvement in the banking meltdown several years ago. His father of course, a faller this year, deserves more respect. Peston in my opinion is just a pretentious gobby upstart. Are you Gordon the Gopher? -
I was reading about that a bit earlier. Im amazed really, amazed that they bothered to start it up. Im struggling to think of people I work with who actually buy a newspaper, any newspaper. I used to buy them but really only to have something to line Guinea Pig cages with. In the early 90s you couldn't move for free newspapers being shoved through the door. They all went away so we got a subscription to the local daily. That became weekly so I stopped it and briefly had a subscription to the i. Now have to rely on my in-laws both in their seventies for papers. I know its a bit old fashioned to buy one nowdays and it will, one day, die off in the way that Unigate did but, irrespective of what newspaper you actually buy, its somesort of tangible evidence that you want to actually know what the fuck is going on in the World/UK on a daily basis. Set aside the snobbery, even the Tabloids are better than no newspaper at all.