Lord Fellatio Nelson

Yes, she was never 'conventional' was she. She was drinking her own piss long before chimps cottoned onto the benefits of 'drinking your own'.

Do people still drink Babysham? Im sure they do, there was a big push a few years ago on the stuff. Lots of prime time advertising to make it 'trendy' Its quite nice actually.. I just remember drinking with a group of friends a few years back, as the amount of alcohol consumed increased, so did what would usually be considered a secret between you and your girlfriend, was shared with the rest of the group. One of my friends shared that during one particular night after getting drunk and stoned with his girlfriend, she had begged for him to "anally excite her with a Babysham bottle" The next day, we all still had plenty of alcohol in our system and were at the bar topping up our alcohol level, my friend's girlfriend turned up. Being the generous person that she is, decided to buy a round. So when she asked us what we would like to drink, she was met with a chorus of "I'LL HAVE A BABYSHAM!!!". They split up very soon after that incident. Wrong................but good!!

Ive only ever called certain cars ive owned names, the same names. 'Start you bastard!' Trust the Aussies to come up with a product to help. Gotta love the Aussies.

That's one in the same isn't it? Good point!!!! Yes, they both have form for both disciplines. Probably Isla Blair, in her hey day, got her norks out more often.

Dunno, I used to drive a Volvo Amazon named Bob. I LOVE Volvo Amazons!!!!!!

Do people still drink Babysham? Im sure they do, there was a big push a few years ago on the stuff. Lots of prime time advertising to make it 'trendy' Its quite nice actually..

Well he doesn't tick every box, no mention of being a one legged transsexual.

Ive now run out of likes.

Thank you Kid. You have your uses!

The first one isn't really The Queen, Toastie............

Director Daniel Gerson has died. Cant put anymore info up because I cant be arsed.

Click under your name, go to My settings and on the L/H side of the page you will see ignore preferences, click on that and you can type in a name. Simples

Anybody got a name for the actress who falsely accused that fella of sexual assault at Waterloo station? Two names so far have been mooted. One likes top swear a lot and used to get her tits out at the drop of a hat and the other sort of sounds like 'dances harbour' Allegedly.

Threads finished now, fuck all to see here, literally.

awww you're lucky. All I got was one that just said "KILL YOURSELF". He has a wonderful way with words. I wonder if he kisses his mother with the same mouth. Hahahahahahahahahaha!!

Actually, its fucking brilliant, he can say ANYTHING he fucking likes and I aint seeing it or reading it!!! The twat cant even send a bile filled PM to me coz I blocked that too.........

Possibly

Steve Tyler

Reading Zorders posts is a bit like that

Bruce Forsythe is on the list you clown.Don't try getting smart you little twat.W hen you have learned to spell and grow pubic hair then you may be able to have an opinion. lmfao just except the fact that I made you look like an idiot btw When will you not type when like W hen.Its 'accept' and your punctuation is shite.Perhaps you need to spend more time doing homework than sitting around on here. I've done all my homework and don't you have a job? Yes I do. Its just not at 22.40 on a Sunday night you tool. Fucking hell..........

Bruce Forsythe is on the list you clown.Don't try getting smart you little twat.W hen you have learned to spell and grow pubic hair then you may be able to have an opinion. lmfao just except the fact that I made you look like an idiot btw When will you not type when like W hen. Its 'accept' and your punctuation is shite. Perhaps you need to spend more time doing homework than sitting around on here.

Of thorns? Nah, that was that Jewish troublemaking cunt Jesus. His dad was even worse Too right, dirty fucker raped a virgin and turned her husband Joseph into a cuckold. Deities, I ask you, omnipotence goes right to their heads. Who would have his job!!!!!!

Of thorns? Nah, that was that Jewish troublemaking cunt Jesus. His dad was even worse

Bruce Forsythe is on the list you clown. Don't try getting smart you little twat. W hen you have learned to spell and grow pubic hair then you may be able to have an opinion.