Lord Fellatio Nelson

I'm pretty certain he did get mentioned at the time. He was better known to me as Radio Merseyside presenter and I have family connections to that radio station. He was certainly mentioned by myself as a possibility but was deemed not famous enough. Is this the source of your ITK stories Handy??

Given up what? Smoking? An absolutely shite thread created by somebody who is much disliked by all that have had the misfortune to be on the end of his cuntishness. What part of 'Fuck off you massive cunt because everybody hates you' do you not actually understand then? Fucking hell, your parents think you are a fucktard and now everybody else on here thinks you are a fucktard. Do the fucking sums you helmet, you are a w***er, you ponce through life generally fucking off everybody you come into contact with and are so utterly thick skinned you keep ploughing head first onwards thinking that people actually really read the crap you post. We skim through it fella, we cant be arsed anymore, not even capital letters and kewl spellinz of words makes a blind bit of difference. You carry on posting and we will carry on hating you, you have the warmth of a dead slug and the wit of a sad young man who still lives at home with his mummy coz the world is all against you. The rest of us will enjoy this forum you will just need it. You do make some of us laugh but, sadly, its for all the wrong reasons. You are one of lifes losers, you can write whatever floats your boat about me but it will never change the fact that I am so much better than you, everybody is better than you actually. You sad twat. Of course. You care so little of what I think that's why you write heartfelt essays like that. Writing "that was a load of shite!" 50 times all adds up to a lot of typing too but every time you do that you pretend each one was the only time you did it, and I ran away crying instantly when you did. Just like Phantom pretends every single Islamic terror attack is an "isolated incident". lol If you really cared that little about what I said you wouldn't try so hard to "shout me down" with your pathetic juvenile tactics and then when that doesn't work write love letters like that. Now piss off and go have a heart attack. Nice to see you sidestep the points you could never address. Like I said, loser.

Given up what? Smoking? An absolutely shite thread created by somebody who is much disliked by all that have had the misfortune to be on the end of his cuntishness. What part of 'Fuck off you massive cunt because everybody hates you' do you not actually understand then? Fucking hell, your parents think you are a fucktard and now everybody else on here thinks you are a fucktard. Do the fucking sums you helmet, you are a w***er, you ponce through life generally fucking off everybody you come into contact with and are so utterly thick skinned you keep ploughing head first onwards thinking that people actually really read the crap you post. We skim through it fella, we cant be arsed anymore, not even capital letters and kewl spellinz of words makes a blind bit of difference. You carry on posting and we will carry on hating you, you have the warmth of a dead slug and the wit of a sad young man who still lives at home with his mummy coz the world is all against you. The rest of us will enjoy this forum you will just need it. You do make some of us laugh but, sadly, its for all the wrong reasons. You are one of lifes losers, you can write whatever floats your boat about me but it will never change the fact that I am so much better than you, everybody is better than you actually. You sad twat.

At least the twat didn't call him Maigret I wouldn't mind that. (damn, wrong hat) So that's why you stole that smilie Of course. I read several Maigret novels in Dutch translation, my dad had a bookshelf full of 'm. BTW, Maigret's author, Georges Simenon, had an interesting sex life, if we´re to believe him. Blimey, 10,000!!! Zorders cant even get one shag!

Fuck me, you edited that and its still a load of shit. How was that not an accurate summation of your recent posts? You genuinely expect me to suddenly change my mind and start attending the local mosque or something because you said "uuuh thats well your IQ innit! huuururhr!" You just keep basically repeating yourself now with "UUUH MY GOOWWWD DAT WAS STOOPID". You're obviously having flashbacks to your schooldays, because no-one over 15 would be daunted by someone going "OH DAT WAS WELL SHIT WANNIT? HUUURURHRHRURURURH" You want me to pass you down a bigger shovel?

You can mention her in every post, I couldn't give a fuck as the more you keep posting the bigger the cunt you look. Win win.

Fuck me, you edited that and its still a load of shit.

I don't think there is any need to bring your mother into this, even though you have a fixation with hate her.

Well Im sure he is a legend to the average 12 year old.

Maybe many of us are going through changes, it actually pays not to give a flying fuck anymore.

The same as yours is then.

At least the twat didn't call him Maigret I wouldn't mind that. (damn, wrong hat) Sorry Hein, you will forever be Van Der Valk to me.

can we serously open a poll to decide whether deathray should be permently be banned. No more Polls please, unless they are Doctors, Plumbers or something.

I was thinking more of the lines of Rickman from The Young Ones, where he's dancing around getting in people's faces, making random remarks that bear no relevance to the actual argument until someone gets bored and punches the idiot in the face. Oh right. Whatever. Someone should make a show where old farts are too busy comparing everything to old comedy shows that haven't aired on any non-obscure channel in fucking decades, to deal with real problems they've created their stupid selves. Oh wait, that would just be a documentary. Even for you that's a fucking shambolic ramble. Don't choke on that cum.

Can you not ban his IP or something? Permanently.

At least the twat didn't call him Maigret

Only a day? Should be a fucking year.

Even Morbid lad doesn't do that kind of shit and he is 15.

This is like one of those Bruce Lee films where he is surrounded by 27,000 Kung Fu fighters and takes them out one by four Unfortunately Zorders is more Peggy Lee than Bruce Lee

No shocks there then. How about we keep the 1300 of 1800 threads and just delete you.

Im not sure any of us has asked for him to be banned. That's the kind of thing you do.

Well this has gone down a storm. Its become DLs very own 'Cat shit behind the sofa'

Every blind woman's dream. Aye, a man AND a book to read on him too!!

I don't know whats worse...... Im wondering if they would pop like that bubble plastic wrapping............

Wasn't Steve Regal the one and only Steve Regal? IIRC, he was on the circuit in the UK before going Stateside to make his fortune? EDIT: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Regal Could be a DL pick in the near future, he has had his fair share of health problems.