Lord Fellatio Nelson

A late contender for post of the year; assuming we still bothered with the Monkeys. The Monkeys is a ratings winner Mary.

They need to be, like, 47 but LOOK like they are 87. That was Dunns 'skill'.

A dildo to go fuck himself with would be a good start.

Sounds like a typical day in Norfolk. Except that in Norfolk your father is usually also your mother That's true, basically you end up sleeping with a corpse!

Sounds like a typical day in Norfolk.

45 minutes? Must have been very short. Was it a film about Halibuts' contributions to humanity? ...That you watched 900 times? Lard, I'm gonna not say much to you cos I'm content just to make fun of Phantom at this time but any more of your bullshit about how I "WELL BARE NEED TO TAKE RESPONSABILITEEH INNIT" and I'll perhaps write a letter to Dave Grohl explaining that one of his "fans" is in fact a horrendous Iain Duncain Smith-idolising wacko who's really losing it in a big way and badly needs to put the brakes on becoming like some hag character out of a Dickens novel cos she can't handle she's not 36 any more (unless you count stones) and is mentally degrading to the point where she wants to see me put in the stocks and thinks that my incredibly abusive upbringing is funny. I really doubt he would like that. And that'll probably take away that 0.00000000000000000000001% chance of him actually sleeping with you, so..... Fair play. It must be fucking hard work typing out shite while your mummy is battering you around your head with a soup ladle.

What should be done? Jack shit.

Well that's 32% of the forum members out of the door. Where shall we find another forum to inhabit Lardy?

Yeah but I cant be arsed to read that far back and, besides, my lack of research will piss off SC, a result in my book.

Graeme Souness. Looking gaunt and generally unwell. Just saying, like.

..........you mean 'uncle'......

Yes and apparently I'm the target judging by what happened in the early hours of this morning when I was summarily and swiftly removed from the chat room as soon as I entered because there was a teenager in there.I've checked the chat. No one removed you. Sometimes it just happens. It's happened to me. I'll wager you didn't get a message from a moderator when it happened to you. Edit: I'll wager even more that you never got a message from a moderator when Deathray's avatar disappeared a while back. I was messaged on both occasions. Wait, you get the modmail for my avatar disappearing or am I misunderstood. Also are you Hein? Yes,no,no. So which Scot is Hein - Paul Bearer? Hein is not Scottish. Keep up lad!!

Hein, my original post pertained to members who have stated that they are 'of a childs age' which is more like going up to the newsagents counter with a Porn mag, being asked your age and saying 'Well, im 15 but it doesn't matter because I can see people shagging online anyway. Yeah, I understand that we have no idea who signs up to this place, deranged, underage or otherwise but when its obvious maybe we ought to be a bit cautious. There is so much shit flying around nowdays in Blighty about kids accessing 'innapropriate websites' it will only take one parent to start the ball rolling. We should never feel that smug that we are immune from unwanted attention or summat.

You can If they actually admit to being 14 or whatever. No, you cannot Police the forum and, to be fair to all, if the mods/admins still allow that vile cuntbucket to post on here then I don't expect too much proactive action in keeping kids off the forum. Im not being critical of the way the place is moderated at all, the place works better lightly moderated but........

EFA.

Oh no. Looks like I've been rumbled! I guess I shouldn't have natural reactions to fucktards. Especially the ones who say "WELL EXCUSE ME FOR LIKING MUSIC!!!!!!!!!" and then label the other participant in the argument an angsty teenager lololoolooloooooooooooooooooooolllll Alright. Let's get things abundantly clear, you fetid piece of a dog's scrotum. Hahahah! Who's got "throbbing veins" now you silly cunt>? Oh my god. This is hilarious. Why did you have to go and "crack" (not that you ever fully had it together) while I'm trying to eat my delicious chicken dinner, you unbearable cunt? Alright. Let's get things abundantly clear, you fetid piece of a dog's scrotum.1. I am an atheist 2. Never once in my posts have I declared any support for any terrorist organization (including ISIS) 3. Judging by how you speak about your mother and your sister for that matter, I have no sympathy for you, IF, (as you claim) you're being abused. Since she has an odorous runt of a child to endure and put up with the tantrums that he throws. 4. From the way you speak to myself and others on this site, I can fully understand why those kids at your school decided to beat the shit out of you. . You only made it clear how much you find childhood abuse and neglect funny. Obviously not quite as funny as you found the death of my father. At the time people, including me saw you as just another vile gobshite cunt that would rather sledgehammer his views across to the general board than do it even remotely eloquently. Now you just come across as seriously unhinged and a fucking w***er. By all means try and tear a bollock off of me, I couldn't give a shit and, to be fair, nor does anybody else because you have as much regard on here as Rolf Harris does at Great Ormond St Childrens hospital. You are pissing into a strong head wind.

Welcome! Make new friends here? That's asking a lot from this group! Just hang on and you'll be properly tortured and humiliated, In my first days here, I was made welcome when asked if I was an "actual, you know, human being?", had it suggested that I was "possibly the forums (sic) most "robotic poster" or a human with the personality characteristics of a well used blow up doll" and then referenced with great sarcasm in a comment about the forum "certainly attracting some high quality posters nowdays". I stuck around and found my way, hope you will also! the most robotic user with no personality has got to be Devon. There are some really sound people here who are, for want of a better term' having another hole ripped into their arses for absolutely no good reason whatsoever. Its not on.

Yes and apparently I'm the target judging by what happened in the early hours of this morning when I was summarily and swiftly removed from the chat room as soon as I entered because there was a teenager in there. What did you expect? No bag of sweets? No entry!!

Hang on a minute, you can't just waltz in here, get your answers and fuck off again - I need to know why you needed to know who those three no-marks were? More importantly she came in and said 'fuck me sideways'. As far as im concerned we need that kind of new blood here. Get her the fuck back, NOW!!!!!!

Yewtree comes to DL then............

He needs to consider changing his name, mebee something a bit more wholesome and warm and something that will distance him from his racist/comical quotes. Donald Trumpet would be good, no?