Lord Fellatio Nelson

.......that's way better than being on the...... Edit: The style of writing bears a striking resemblance to dear old (not literally) C.A. Is this an 'across the pond' style of scripture or summat?

.......that's way better than being on the......

How strange, I googled this fella last week and read about him. My first memories of him was an appearance on The Golden Showe.........Shot,sometime in the very early 70s.

..........unfortunately St Andrew cannot attend the celebrations as he is currently laying in his own Whisky infused vomit somewhere in Buchanan St. Probably after celebrating Scotland winning something. EFA PS: Yes Charon, England couldn't win a fucking argument either.....

..........unfortunately St Andrew cannot attend the celebrations as he is currently laying in his own Whisky infused vomit somewhere in Buchanan St.

.............but its still November!!!

Piss off.

Only happens once if done correctly. Nasty but funny.

Obviously drunk and looking in the mirror. Massive twat.

Sometimes I do have to park in less than ideal places to access our Cabinets and structures but that 'engineer' is a monumental fuck knuckle. Its all unsurprising really as he/she is known as ( in the trade) a 'Kellys Hero' due to them working for Kellys communications, a contractor Virgin and my wank employer. Suffice to say, they are fucking shit engineers too.

Does he have a casting couch with a bowl of sweets ready for the task ahead? Id suspect that the 'Harry Styles is a mate and I can take you to meet him' is the sweetie bowl of this brave new century Mary.

Eh? Clarkson lives(d) in Oxfordshire. Yeah, but so do thousands of other people. Anyway, I will disclose that I don't live in the Cotswolds. Yeah, but so dont thousands of other people. Clarkson does, though, or so it says on the internet But lots of famous people live in these lovely counties. I was just chatting to one in the pub Was it Alex James out of Blur? I'm just nearly finished reading his second book, and I must say, I thought he was quite a cool geezer until I discovered the names of his five kids - Sable, Beatrix, Artemis, Geronimo and Galileo. What the fuck is wrong with some people? Not even Peter Gabriel would name his kids that! I used to regularly get massively pissed in a pub that Peter Gabriel's accountant's husband used to drink in. That's my tenuous claim to fame. EFA

Eh? Clarkson lives(d) in Oxfordshire. Yeah, but so do thousands of other people. Anyway, I will disclose that I don't live in the Cotswolds. Yeah, but so dont thousands of other people. Clarkson does, though, or so it says on the internet But lots of famous people live in these lovely counties. I was just chatting to one in the pub Well come on then, who??????

Eh? Clarkson lives(d) in Oxfordshire. Yeah, but so do thousands of other people. Anyway, I will disclose that I don't live in the Cotswolds. Yeah, but so dont thousands of other people.

You rebel Handy!!

Eh? Clarkson lives(d) in Oxfordshire.

Never been to Bath but I have been to Bristol, well Shirehampton but Bristol was for nights out on the piss. It was a massive culture shock. I had no idea that there were places other than Essex where psychopaths roamed freely and that City centres could resemble a European style outside bog. That was three weeks out of my life I never got back.

When Toastie stated that she lived in an adjacent county to Lardy, I confess, I thought the unthinkable, we had Jeremy Clarkson amongst us!! I do believe, however, that he now spends more time at his flat in London so, yeah, all good!! I live in West Norfolk, via Essex.

Is it? Brilliant! Come around the back of the bike sheds with me then, I will give you some smarties if you let me cop a feel..... If you throw in a can of Tizer, I'll throw in a hand job Deal!!

Is it? Brilliant! Come around the back of the bike sheds with me then, I will give you some smarties if you let me cop a feel.....

Well that narrows it down, High St China. Show us a pic of your fingers Toastie, I reckon I can guess which county by the type of webbing between em.

Fair play to you but that's a big take on for you. Would it not be better for people to send in their list of 50 names and, from those lists, you compile a list of the 50 names that cropped up the most? That way you get a popular consensus and you have a list of 50 names picked by the forum that would compete with the 50 names put up by the DL committee? Sure, there will be names the same on both lists but, im sure, there will be a good few that will be unique to the forums patrons or summat. That would then be a proper forum members v committee battle to the death... Edit: Im sure one of the kindly mods could then pin a new thread with the 50 most popular member picks to the top of this page?

Ok, I have always assumed that post times were GMT. To this end, and IIRC, BS is on the East Coast of the States, it would have been 5.48PM? Hardly the fuggin evening then!!! Liar, liar pants on fire!!! So - is he fibbing about drinking beer and pizza, or is he fibbing about where he lives, and he is in fact a middle aged baldy named Derek that works in an insurance brokers and still lives in his mum's two up two down in Leighton Buzzard? Well, I hope not, id be a bit crushed

One of my all time favourite shows, brilliant IMHO. Yes, consistently excellent and on a more shallow level I could listen to Michael Conrad's voice all day. What, more than Alexander Armstrongs Handy?