Lord Fellatio Nelson

If all of the poor taste threads were removed the forum would be metaphorically anorexic in content. There is a case, however, for deleting morbidkid who, Im sure, has previously stated that he is under 18. That would improve things enormously.

He doesn't necessarily have Ebola. The text says that this ward is for any highly contagious disease, not just Ebola. He doesn't necessarily have any other highly-contagious disease either. The text also says "He was taken to the Lyme Building where there is a less public entrance than the main ones", probably for security reasons. Though of course, he may be seriously ill. Carelessly dropped the soap a few too many times...that'll teach him to use a less public entrance. "Overdosed on chocolate" according to Vince Hill. Shouldn't these be in the Rolf Harris thread btw? Hardly surprising is it. Its not like he can tempt any children with a bit of choccy now,is it. He may as well eat the fucking lot.

Jesus!! For a moment I thought the unthinkable or summat!

Assuming that you're a new guest and not a previous member/regularly posting guest back under a new guide, or even a current member trolling then I wish to bring to attention a few points regarding your very brief post that may be considered a rant. Your justification behind this rant is entirely preposterous - you posit that DL is "killing all the celebrities". Lets deconstruct this a little bit. Firstly it is explicitly in the rules of most deadpools and the unwritten rules of Deathlist that we cannot, yes cannot, kill a celebrity for advantage and as such there's no point, an allegation of murder is very serious and should not be waged so easily, if the implication that we are indirectly killing the celebrities by including them on the list then you appear to have just elected the DL committee as some kind of god - whilst I'm sure they will be delighted at their new status the reality is that people on the list were going to die anyway at that time irrespective of the list's existence. The lists existence is mainly just a acknowledgement that these people are more likely to snuff it than the general population - and even then we've failed to break or even come close to 50% of them actually doing so, so if the list does somehow have this amazing power of determine someones time of death then it's failing miserably at doing so. The second main issue is that you posit we're killing all the celebrities, each day thousands and thousands more people with claims to be a celebrity are living than dying and furthermore only 50 a year appear on the list, out of tens of thousands. As for your reference to you guys, you may wish to know that women are involved in this as well and as such, whilst not technically incorrect you may have been better using an expression such as "you people" or "you lot". Finally you claim that it's not nice, well the way you describe the DL would certainly not be nice but we've cleared up that's not the case, where the actual Deathlist is not nice is a matter of opinion. Personally I can't see why it would be seen that way - it's in the main agreeing with people who have public ally stated they're ill or are so old you'd expect them to come to terms with the fact that at some point soon they'll die - there's not even a competitive element of dubious morality in the main Deathlist that you can stand claim as not being nice. Im not sure there are any words that could adequately describe the utter despair and futility of knowing that those precious few minutes ive wasted reading that fucking drivel ( and you can try and get me banned for being naaaaaastie coz I don't care) will never be given back to me. I've found a poem you might have wrote by Allan Allhberg http://acupofpoetry.tumblr.com/post/53449901905/slow-reader-by-allan-ahlberg Well I may have done but, obviously, I didn't because Allan Allhberg got in first you fuck knuckle.

Assuming that you're a new guest and not a previous member/regularly posting guest back under a new guide, or even a current member trolling then I wish to bring to attention a few points regarding your very brief post that may be considered a rant. Your justification behind this rant is entirely preposterous - you posit that DL is "killing all the celebrities". Lets deconstruct this a little bit. Firstly it is explicitly in the rules of most deadpools and the unwritten rules of Deathlist that we cannot, yes cannot, kill a celebrity for advantage and as such there's no point, an allegation of murder is very serious and should not be waged so easily, if the implication that we are indirectly killing the celebrities by including them on the list then you appear to have just elected the DL committee as some kind of god - whilst I'm sure they will be delighted at their new status the reality is that people on the list were going to die anyway at that time irrespective of the list's existence. The lists existence is mainly just a acknowledgement that these people are more likely to snuff it than the general population - and even then we've failed to break or even come close to 50% of them actually doing so, so if the list does somehow have this amazing power of determine someones time of death then it's failing miserably at doing so. The second main issue is that you posit we're killing all the celebrities, each day thousands and thousands more people with claims to be a celebrity are living than dying and furthermore only 50 a year appear on the list, out of tens of thousands. As for your reference to you guys, you may wish to know that women are involved in this as well and as such, whilst not technically incorrect you may have been better using an expression such as "you people" or "you lot". Finally you claim that it's not nice, well the way you describe the DL would certainly not be nice but we've cleared up that's not the case, where the actual Deathlist is not nice is a matter of opinion. Personally I can't see why it would be seen that way - it's in the main agreeing with people who have public ally stated they're ill or are so old you'd expect them to come to terms with the fact that at some point soon they'll die - there's not even a competitive element of dubious morality in the main Deathlist that you can stand claim as not being nice. Im not sure there are any words that could adequately describe the utter despair and futility of knowing that those precious few minutes ive wasted reading that fucking drivel ( and you can try and get me banned for being naaaaaastie coz I don't care) will never be given back to me.

'Can cer ra cer ra Whatever will be, will be The future's not ours to see......

To be fair, there has been a gap in the market since Bernard Manning snuffed it.

Yeah but, come on, does he REALLY need to be there? Im sure he has some scripted stuff ready to go so, well, somebody would only need to take his voice machine thingy along and press the start button or summat. Hawking, in theory, WILL live forever, well his voice deffo. That's a brilliant thought, 621 years into the future and humans will still know how the great man sounded.

What, even worse than being an African American, living in a Southern state with a surname of Lynch?

I still cant believe that Lewis actually dated Helen Chamberlain when she was well fit. Unfortunately, she currently looks like she is alive but embalmed in a desperate but futile attempt to look young and with it on the long past its sell by date Soccer AM

with the 'joke' posted after yours. The moral compass of this forum is genuinely fucked tbf. Would a joke about a Downs syndrome girl being buggered by James Savile Esq be left in but if the girl was black it wouldn't? We need consistency!!!

Have you ever seen Nicholas Parsons with his hand up a cows arse?

I didn't even know he was still alive. Good spot.

I missed this - perhaps you could elaborate on your reasoning for this comment?he just wants half of this website banned including me,him,you,lFN, zorders,youngwily,radguy and all guests. Why I don't know but I have a screenshot of him saying that in chatPut it up or It didn't happen!! Lol, look at the stooshie when I put up the screenshot of a Zorders pm Removed from post and told it wasn't good form A chat one would see some folk combust. Well, I suppose a PM COULD be viewed as private but chat is public so I couldn't see any reason for not disclosing what was said by somebody who was actually there. It doesn't matter anyway, if its all true then its a pretty piss poor thing to do.

I missed this - perhaps you could elaborate on your reasoning for this comment?he just wants half of this website banned including me,him,you,lFN, zorders,youngwily,radguy and all guests. Why I don't know but I have a screenshot of him saying that in chat Put it up or It didn't happen!!

Ali surely can't go on for much longer, he is getting weaker and weaker and age is catching up with him, both his parents died in there mid 70's the age Muhammad Ali is approaching. I would be amazed if Ali is still alive in 5 years time, so i think he is a must on the Death List as who knows 2016 could be the year he finally snuffs it, it would be a monumental miss for the Death List if he died and he wasn't on the list better to be safe than sorry, although it will be a sad, sad day when he does go as the man is a legend. Seriously, this is a Monkey Tennis moment. We need somebody to pitch an Ali V Hawking fight to some exec on the Dave Channel. This could be what we have all been waiting for.

CA!!! Come and join me in playing 'hunt for my sausage' we will have loads of fun!! Bring yer magnifying glass.

I missed this - perhaps you could elaborate on your reasoning for this comment? The admins love you. It's probably because most of them are sexually repressed and your the only female they ever come aceoss but don't knock it! No they love her because she is a genuinely funny, engaging, warm and good human being. She is also a fucking riot at DL cons.

2 fucking years and I'm an upstart newjack. Come on Spade, i respected you until that - you're one of the few people on here acrually with a brain cell. Er, ok............. 2 fucking years and I'm an upstart newjack. Come on Spade, i respected you until that - you're one of the few people on here acrually with a brain cell. No, you are not an upstart but you come across as very young and very immature. Basically, your youth and immaturity are as galling to many of us as my brusque rude and expletive laden shit posting is to plenty here too. The difference is Ive been a w***er here from the outset and, yeah, two years for you is hardly a fucking Gold medal. To make a comparison, if one is actually possible, people like Spade, Toast, Time and the like shit all over you in terms of post quality and what they bring to the forum, you will never reach their summit if you were to shove a rocket up your arse and light it. There, the reality of our pretend world, I will say what I think and not hide behind my mummys dress, unless im wearing it.

You cannot stroll through the forum like Terry Waite, look what happened to him!!!!

This really didn't kick off like some of us thought it would. Its all a bit like somebody forcefully pushing you in the back, you turn around to see who and are confronted with a sea of people behind you, the cuntbucket hiding amongst them like the cowardly dog that they are or summat. ((sigh)) there used to be PROPER fights here in the old days!!

dude I was also there and they were quite serious. Also it may interest you to know that you were one of the users they talked about banning Firstly, if you had half a brain, you would see that my post was edited by LFN for laughs. Secondly, do you honestly think I give a fuck? I'd be quite interested to see evidence of these terrible posts that I have apparently randomly made with no provocation against people that didn't fucking deserve it? I don't see why people are being so coy. Name the accused and name the accusers, lance the boil!!!!

dude I was also there and they were quite serious. Also it may interest you to know that you were one of the users they talked about banning Didn't there used to be a rule that what was said in chat, stayed in chat? I thought that only applied to PMs or private chats. Literally nybody can walk into chat and see whats just been said about them. To be honest, it would bother me not one jot if I were to be banned. This is not a real place and, here, Im not a real person or summat. When we used to do chat years back ( even using MSNchat) nobody whinged like a girl about banning people because they were rude/nasty or otherwise. It pretty much sums up the state of the forum nowdays,there are too many people bringing their proverbial handbags up to their chins in mock horror. If you dont like certain posters dont interact with them,if posters are crossing 'the line' the Mods will deal with it, not the pseudo ones. Ive never asked for anybody to be banned,even when they went way over the line and bought my personal grief to this place. Basically, grow the fuck up or piss off, the place will survive without you or me or anybody else. Seriously, its all gone a bit pathetic. That is what the whole world is going like old man. All people do nowadays is look to play the victim, and they seem to get an extra sick kick out of it if they were the ones causing trouble in the first place (e.g. Halibuts, Bahar Mustafa, Hillsborough, fat blacks stealing cigars in America). That's not a Deathlist problem, it's a world problem. You didn't notice this? oh it's probably because you cant be arsed to read the news, because the world's just in too depressing shape to care despite how, um, that certain guy in america who you all fell for like chumps, and you would have lynched me if I'd dared to dissent back in 2008 when you were wetting your pants for him) was supposed to magically improve everything. Anyway, in a way you're the one who's being silly cos you're saying "woe is us" when it's actually just the general way people are going in this world innit, "or summat". If anything it's obviously a lot less in evidence here than elsewhere. It's like someone in the middle of the plague in the 1340s going "this golf club sucks, all our members are dropping dead, what wimps!" don't be hating me cos I'm educatin ye... Hmmmm, Id rather be educated by the ghost of Jimmy Savile on how to fuck corpses.

Aint that what the average syphilis carrier carries in his scrotum???

Wasn't too keen on Anal Gang Bang 2 tbh, you didn't give the role enough gravitas Lardy. Fair point, however my co-star was very difficult to work with, he kept jizzing over his fluffer - did you ever get another job after that? Nope,never worked again!!!