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    Brian Harvey - E17 to 6 Feet Under?

    If we do, he'll be a massive pick. Summat of a legend in his own field and the means by which mediocre but good looking talent got to the top. Without him most of his former charges - like Bros - soon floundered. So, basically, he worked with the ( mainly) raw sewage of the pop world. There really is money in shit, isn't there. I like the Pet Shop Boys I quite like them to Toastie hence the "mainly" bit. I've seen the Pet Shop Boys live, and they were fucking good! Well that's an endorsement!!
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    Brian Harvey - E17 to 6 Feet Under?

    If we do, he'll be a massive pick. Summat of a legend in his own field and the means by which mediocre but good looking talent got to the top. Without him most of his former charges - like Bros - soon floundered. So, basically, he worked with the ( mainly) raw sewage of the pop world. There really is money in shit, isn't there. I like the Pet Shop Boys I quite like them to Toastie hence the "mainly" bit.
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    Deathrace 2015

    I was going to suggest that she didn't forget her carving knife.
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    Ebola and Other Viruses

    Looks the picture of health on BBC News at the moment. Made a full recovery. Surprisingly, she wont be returning to Africa anytime soon............
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    Brian Harvey - E17 to 6 Feet Under?

    If we do, he'll be a massive pick. Summat of a legend in his own field and the means by which mediocre but good looking talent got to the top. Without him most of his former charges - like Bros - soon floundered. So, basically, he worked with the ( mainly) raw sewage of the pop world. There really is money in shit, isn't there.
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    Room 101

    I didn't know you'd ever visited Trowbridge? w***er!!!!
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    Room 101

    The sort of people who work at F & R Auto Sales. Ah, yeah, that sort!!!
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    Room 101

    The sort of people who work at F & R Auto Sales. Whaaaaaaaaa?? Explain fella!!
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    Room 101

    Well you shouldn't have gone to the UKIP meeting then... Some people are that dislikeable it would be preferable to be stuck in a lift with Robert Mugabe and Ruby Wax.
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    Room 101

    There truly are some god awful people out there, bereft of personality, warmth and any degree of likeabilty whatsoever. They are the kind of people that take a sledgehammer approach to things and are totally blind/thick/arrogant to the fact that no fucker likes them at all. You can only wish on them a super virulent form of syphilis or summat.
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    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    Could we even contemplate such a possibility? Well...try Googling the photos of the packed streets in Leeds paying tribute to Savile their fallen king of the people. Wonder how those people feel now. Good point Mary. Mind you Churchills funeral was ( and I don't remember as I was barely a month old) by all accounts ""The peoples Princess" in terms of the sheer numbers who lined the streets or summat. Can you imagine mentioning the war without Churchill looming in the background? That would probably be the greatest scandal of any time, only discovering life on Mars would top that kinds shock.
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    Dead Pop Stars

    Sorry but when I saw him I thought of this...... Edgar Froese Morlock
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    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    You've got to actually find a picture of them tumbling for a decent effect. Otherwise it just looks like a picture of you and your Norfolk pals trying to hitch a lift to the Foghat gig..... Oh and there was plenty of posts in the previous politics thread before it got inexplicably wiped. =/ Sorry, living in Norfolk means im not as hip as you, Ive never hear of fogtwat or whatever their name is. Also, to be fair, my bollocks aren't as hairy as the average tumbleweed. Top bantz guys lol...... You taking the piss?
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    Betty Driver Memorial Soapstar Superstar Thread

    Never heard anything of that nature but I wouldn't be hughely surprised. Couldn't she have used the toilet like a civilized person? Well, if it was good enough for Una.....................
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    Betty Driver Memorial Soapstar Superstar Thread

    Actually, please don't tell me that Deirdre was prone to leaving Ken "little presents" on his pillow between scenes.........
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    Betty Driver Memorial Soapstar Superstar Thread

    This is another Handy special. Just a titbit of info tossed into the mix................. Where did you hear that from??
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    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    Could we even contemplate such a possibility?
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    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    I misread that at first. Well there was no end to his depravity Toastie.
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    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    I now feel like a child who has been passed over by Jimmy Savile.
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    Betty Driver Memorial Soapstar Superstar Thread

    I'd opt for June Brown out of that lot. We weren't enquiring about your sexual preferences!! There are people you do make sexual innuendo references with and there are people that, well, you just don't..........................
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    Political Frailty

    The television news reports were all fairly open about unanswered questions where Sir Leon was concerned, and that's on the day his death was announced. They may be even less respectful tomorrow. To be fair, the good old Daily Mail managed to sneak a few digs at useless lefties and the like into their coverage (which suggested a witch hunt against poor old Leon). To be fair Mary, well, er, he did LOOK a bit like, ya know. Didn't he?
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    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    You've got to actually find a picture of them tumbling for a decent effect. Otherwise it just looks like a picture of you and your Norfolk pals trying to hitch a lift to the Foghat gig..... Oh and there was plenty of posts in the previous politics thread before it got inexplicably wiped. =/ Sorry, living in Norfolk means im not as hip as you, Ive never hear of fogtwat or whatever their name is. Also, to be fair, my bollocks aren't as hairy as the average tumbleweed.
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    Betty Driver Memorial Soapstar Superstar Thread

    While I agree that playing the same character forever doesn't show a wide acting range, being purely pragmatic it makes sense to stay in a regular well-paid job that you enjoy doing for as long as possible for security reasons.Anyway, Deirdre was involved in most of the best Corrie storylines I can remember - Rovers lorry crash where Tracey was missing, Ken/Mike affair, the whole Samir thing, and going to prison.She'll be missed. Possibly not the finest example to be fair. That was a cringing plot and the fella that played Samir was so wooden it looked like somebody had left a fence on the Street. Hey, her specs live on, right? I still watched it in those days. Was it ever explained why she pronounced his name "Shamir" for ages and then suddenly started calling him "Samir"? Ha! Yes, quite right Toastie, mind you what did he call her? Deeeeeeeeeeeerrdreeeeeeeeeeee!! All Bollocks, I mean, he didn't even fleece her did he!!!!
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    Betty Driver Memorial Soapstar Superstar Thread

    While I agree that playing the same character forever doesn't show a wide acting range, being purely pragmatic it makes sense to stay in a regular well-paid job that you enjoy doing for as long as possible for security reasons.Anyway, Deirdre was involved in most of the best Corrie storylines I can remember - Rovers lorry crash where Tracey was missing, Ken/Mike affair, the whole Samir thing, and going to prison.She'll be missed. Possibly not the finest example to be fair. That was a cringing plot and the fella that played Samir was so wooden it looked like somebody had left a fence on the Street. Hey, her specs live on, right?
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