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Everything posted by Lord Fellatio Nelson
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There you go Dr Z, ive edited it so that it is far more palatable for you.
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The way you have taken control of this PB, well, its given my the right fuckin 'orn!!!
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I'm sorry but how else are bald 30 something men meant to make themselves feel better? Would you rather see them rocking a trilby? Id rather see them bald!!!! Bald isnt a disease, its not done Jason Statham, Bruce Willis, Vin Diesel or The Rock any harm, has it. Its not like women look at them and think "Arghhhhh, they are baldies!!!", Bald isnt ugly, people with hair can be fucking ugly. A baseball cap doesnt raise a persons self esteem, they just look wank. Baseball caps draw attention to baldness, they look fucking stupid and make the wearer look like the perfect tenant for Benefits St.
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Bringing a thick midget into the discussion does not reinforce the point you are making RA! What's Banshees Scream got to do with it? I do miss BS and his Stanley Unwin(isms)
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Baseball caps. Fucking HATE them!!!! They should all be collected up and burnt thus providing energy for the whole country for a few years. Oh, and that Deathray fella is a cunt too
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Yes it was, it was an insult to all women out there, our mothers, sisters, aunties, grannies and Miranda Hart. Your behaviour is disgusting, its sexist and discriminatory to all cock sucking transvestites. You are a disgraceful spunk stain on this forum. At least I'm not a shitstain on it like you. When I want your opinion I will give it to you.
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Yes it was, it was an insult to all women out there, our mothers, sisters, aunties, grannies and Miranda Hart. Your behaviour is disgusting, its sexist and discriminatory to all cock sucking transvestites. You are a disgraceful spunk stain on this forum.
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No, basically Lardy, he is saying that "someone with PBA" wouldnt raise a smile at my log in name. Looking deeper into this, as you have, I have also assumed that he must be refering to the female of the species. The only conclusion that can be drawn is that he views women with utter contempt and thinks that they are all a bunch of neurotic fuckwits. Well, If I were a woman, Id not stand there and take such an insult, Lardy, the c**t needs knacking!!!!!!!!! Me? Punch a man? I would and have never done such a thing.* And anyway I'm currently indisposed filling my face with Red Bull and Snack a Jacks, ensuring my stomach and liver are ready for a Smirnoff beating of epic proportions, while watching through the window as my mug lovely boyfriend washes my car. And actually he's probably right, most girls are fucking annoying. Especially that one in your avi, whoever the big titted spunk receptacle is. * This may not be factually accurate. Look, the only people allowed to say that women are annoying are women. He has, clearly, overstepped the mark, hasnt he. That girl in my avatar is a Russ Meyer legend!!! You jealous bitch!!! Jealous? What's she got that I haven't? I had to google who Russ Meyer is - basically a porn merchant then. Disgusting. Yeah, disgusting!!!!!
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No, basically Lardy, he is saying that "someone with PBA" wouldnt raise a smile at my log in name. Looking deeper into this, as you have, I have also assumed that he must be refering to the female of the species. The only conclusion that can be drawn is that he views women with utter contempt and thinks that they are all a bunch of neurotic fuckwits. Well, If I were a woman, Id not stand there and take such an insult, Lardy, the c**t needs knacking!!!!!!!!! Me? Punch a man? I would and have never done such a thing.* And anyway I'm currently indisposed filling my face with Red Bull and Snack a Jacks, ensuring my stomach and liver are ready for a Smirnoff beating of epic proportions, while watching through the window as my mug lovely boyfriend washes my car. And actually he's probably right, most girls are fucking annoying. Especially that one in your avi, whoever the big titted spunk receptacle is. * This may not be factually accurate. Look, the only people allowed to say that women are annoying are women. He has, clearly, overstepped the mark, hasnt he. That girl in my avatar is a Russ Meyer legend!!! You jealous bitch!!!
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No, basically Lardy, he is saying that "someone with PBA" wouldnt raise a smile at my log in name. Looking deeper into this, as you have, I have also assumed that he must be refering to the female of the species. The only conclusion that can be drawn is that he views women with utter contempt and thinks that they are all a bunch of neurotic fuckwits. Well, If I were a woman, Id not stand there and take such an insult, Lardy, the c**t needs knacking!!!!!!!!!
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I hope not! I don't ban members. There's still time to ban your IP. Is this is a blanket policy, or will you make perceptions for specific cases of outrageous behaviour? Define 'outrageous behaviour'. Maybe he ought to start at defining perceptions as opposed to exceptions...
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You are entitled to your opinion that I am an irritating pain in the arse and my posts are shit, whilst I'm equally entitled to the opinion that you are cunt with a broken syndrome issue who posts a load of gibbering nonsense and has a username so unfunny that someone with PBA would fail to raise a smile. Well, first we had Ali v Foreman, then Dr Z v Sharon and now its The Rock v Dale Winton ( you can be Dale) is there no beginning to all this excitement? How about you just fuck off . How about I don't fuck off as I'm not going to be driven off the forum by a cocksucking tranny like yourself. Also PBA = pseudobulbar affect http://en.wikipedia....dobulbar_affect Well it didnt bother you before, me being a cock sucking tranny, when you added me as a friend!! You little cock loving lady boy lover, or summat!!!!!
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Thank fuck for that then!! I thought it was something bad.
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You are entitled to your opinion that I am an irritating pain in the arse and my posts are shit, whilst I'm equally entitled to the opinion that you are cunt with a broken syndrome issue who posts a load of gibbering nonsense and has a username so unfunny that someone with PBA would fail to raise a smile. Well, first we had Ali v Foreman, then Dr Z v Sharon and now its The Rock v Dale Winton ( you can be Dale) is there no beginning to all this excitement? How about you just fuck off .
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Bringing a thick midget into the discussion does not reinforce the point you are making RA!
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The Deathlist Howto
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Magere Hein's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
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I thought the whole point of DeathList was to be rude to each other. There's a reason why it's called deathlist.net and not mylittlepony.net, haha.I checked the howto page, all I see is Lord F. Nelson bickering with Deathgray. Oh well... If you want to be South Korean, we can always call you Dr. Psyorders (ok that was uncreative). I wasnt "bickering" I was merely pointing out that his thread was shit, most of, if not all, his threads are shit and that I find him an irritating pain in the arse. All of the above points cannot be argued to the contrary by anybody but Deathray.
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.........because it s a fucking pointless exercise and you will end up going round and round in circles.
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What the fuck are you on about? Did it fall butter side down this morning Toastie?
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Ahhhhhhhhhh. You are not the only one who has exchanged views with him, which is a pointless task to be fair. Charon is the North Korea of the forum. Just do what most of us do and dont engage him, simple really.
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At one time getting a post deleted or a warning was considered a badge of honour, bit like having done yer bit in 'nam or summat. Might have been nice to see those deleted posts tho, however, moderating any forum is a pain in the arse so fair play to DDT for doing it. Like all of us, we have lives away from here and, Im sure, DDT would be on here more often if he wasnt so busy on his Farm, milking cows etc.
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Conspiracy Theories
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to the_engineer's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
From elsewhere on't web regarding that missing plane.. America is withdrawing from Afghanistan, one of their command and control system (used for controlling the pilotless drones) was hijacked by Talibans when the American transport convoy was moving down from one of the hill top bases. The Talibans ambushed the convoy and killed 2 American Seal personnel, seized the equipment/weapons, including the command and control system which weighed about 20 tons and packed into 6 crates. This happened about a month ago in Feb 2014. The Talibans want money. They want to sell the system to Russia or China. The Russians are too busy in Ukraine. The Chinese are hungry for the system's technology. Just imagine if the Chinese master the technology behind the command and control system, all the American drones will become useless. So the Chinese sent 8 top defense scientists to check the system and agreed to pay millions for it. Sometime in early Mar 2014, the 8 scientists and the 6 crates made their way to Malaysia, thinking that it was the best covert way to avoid detection. The cargo was then kept in the Embassy under diplomatic protection. Meanwhile America has engaged assistance of Israeli intelligence, and together they are determined to intercept and recapture the cargo. Chinese calculated that it will be safe to transport it via civilian aircraft so as to avoid suspicion. After all the direct flight from KL to Beijing takes only 4 and half hours, and American will not hijack or harm civilians. So MH370 is the perfect carrier. There are 5 American and Israeli agents onboard who are familiar with Boeing operation. The 2 "Iranians" with stolen passports could be among them. When MH370 is about to leave Malaysian air space and reporting to Vietnamese air control, one American AWAC jammed their signal, disabled the pilot control system and switched over to remote control mode. That was when the plane suddenly lost altitude momentarily. How can AWAC can do it ? Remember 911 incident ? After the 911 incident, all Boeing aircraft (and possibly all Airbus) are installed with remote control system to counter terrorist hijacking. Since then all Boeing can be remote controlled by ground control tower. The same remote control system used to control the pilotless spy aircraft and drones. The 5 American/Israeli agents took over the plane, switched off the transponder and other communication system, changed course and flew westwards. They dare not fly east to Philippines or Guam because the whole South China Sea air space was covered by Chinese surveillance radar and satellite. The Malaysian, Thai and Indian military radars actually detected the unidentified aircraft but did not react professionally. The plane flew over North Sumatra, Anambas, South India and then landed at Maldives (some villagers saw the aircraft landing), refuelled and continued its flight to Diego Garcia the American Air Base in the middle of Indian Ocean. The cargo and the black box were removed. The passengers were silenced via natural means, lack of oxygen. They believe only dead people will not talk. The MH370 with dead passengers was air borne again via remote control and crashed into South Indian Ocean, making to believe that the plane eventually ran out of fuel and crashed, then blame the defiant captain and co-pilot. American has put on a good show. First diverting all the attention and search effort in the South China Sea while the plane made their way to Indian Ocean. Then they came out with conflicting statements and evidence to confuse the world. Australian is the co-actor. The amount of effort put up by China, in terms of the number of search aircraft, ships and satellites, searching first South China Sea, then Malacca Straits and Indian Ocean is unprecedented. This showed that China is very concerned, not so much about the many Chinese civilian passengers, but mainly the high value cargo and its 8 top defense scientists. -
Years? Doesn't belong in the 2014 thread then, does it. Nor does this Toastie but, to be fair, if the twathead guest had posted this link, which was on the same page, they would have had more cred!!! This is just utterly brilliant!!! http://www.dailymail...-make-rich.html LOL Mental! By the way, did they ever find that bloke's dick in Middlesbrough? I dont think so. Mind you the science is there to replace it.They have managed to grow an ear on the back of a mouse, im guessing they are trying to grow a cock on the back of a hamster as we speak...... Shame they can't replace your second arse with a face. It's a rather unendearing thing to have attached to your neck. I cant quite work out whether that was humour, an insult or a humerous insult. That one didnt work on any level. Stick to creating shit threads.
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Years? Doesn't belong in the 2014 thread then, does it. Nor does this Toastie but, to be fair, if the twathead guest had posted this link, which was on the same page, they would have had more cred!!! This is just utterly brilliant!!! http://www.dailymail...-make-rich.html LOL Mental! By the way, did they ever find that bloke's dick in Middlesbrough? I dont think so. Mind you the science is there to replace it.They have managed to grow an ear on the back of a mouse, im guessing they are trying to grow a cock on the back of a hamster as we speak......
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Years? Doesn't belong in the 2014 thread then, does it. Nor does this Toastie but, to be fair, if the twathead guest had posted this link, which was on the same page, they would have had more cred!!! This is just utterly brilliant!!! http://www.dailymail...-make-rich.html