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Everything posted by Lord Fellatio Nelson
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That one is just wrong on all levels!!!!!!
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Well officials are stressing that there is no truth to the rumours that Damon Hill forced him into the rocks on the first bend.
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Conspiracy Theories
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to the_engineer's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Loads of theories and discussion about that on the ATS forum. -
Could be a little bit of the former and a little bit of the latter couldn't it. I agree it was pretty offensive though - I forgot to throw Rose West and Myra Hyndley in there, what was I thinking? You wasnt.
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That will teach you for letting off party poppers. Although what they were thinking off trying to practice anal sex with a 97-year-old relative, god knows. If this was about a celebrity in these circumstances I'd not feel uncomfortable reading this but is making jokes like this about fellow users families really appropriate? Yes, that was a real 100% post from a genuine guest who, in between mourning the death of his granny, decided to seek the forum out and post about it. Er, easy on the eyerolling captain smugbot, how do you know it wasn't accurate/honest? Didn't seem made up to me..... I have a sixth sense about these things because I've watched a loooot of con man movies. I mean proper shady and grim ones that you have to seek out, not wank like Oceans 11 that you probably like. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: And I'm sure other people thought it was genuine too. He was tellin the truth. I'm sure there are plenty of people who know about this forum but dont sign up and who might decide the best place to let off steam when something like that happens is to share it with us. I appreciate the anecdote making our Xmas more interesting in a uniquely DL way. cheers guest (if you're still reading). Hope there wasn't anyone too young at the dinner table. That could have really messed 'em up. Although, personally, it couldn't have possibly messed me up any more than the job my "mother" A.K.A. The Sickening Combined Spirit of Josef Stalin and Josef Fritzl, A.K.A. Cthulu-Beelzebub-Herod-MongolianDeathWorm-GenghisKhunt-SwampThing-The-Impaler of The Wastes of Siberia, did raising of me. So maybe they should remember how relatively fortunate they are. You are either the slimy cock or you were pissed/drugged up composing that. Utter wank.
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That will teach you for letting off party poppers. Although what they were thinking off trying to practice anal sex with a 97-year-old relative, god knows. If this was about a celebrity in these circumstances I'd not feel uncomfortable reading this but is making jokes like this about fellow users families really appropriate? Yes, that was a real 100% post from a genuine guest who, in between mourning the death of his granny, decided to seek the forum out and post about it.
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I do the opposite, I start drinking at Christmas and then barely touch a drop once the new year comes in.
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If only this had all kicked off earlier. That slimy cock could have handed that butt fucking crown he bestowed upon me to the Dr instead. Drat and double drat!!!!!
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Oh, no, I'm in fucking tears! Tears of laughter that is, probably one of the few times I've laughed at anything he's been involved with. http://www.chortle.c...well_dies_at_53 Just look at his fucking resume, in a sane society this kind of stuff would be listed underneath his face/mugshot on an FBI-type most-wanted list: Haha what a cringe-tastic mockney cunt. Good riddance. Did he steal your sweets when you were a kid or summat? If not, I'm struggling to find what warrants such a vitriolic attack. I suspect, unless the grievance is personal, that the attack was aimed at the perceived creation of an "old boys network" where if you were in you were ok but if you were out you were a bit fucked. In all fairness, the old boys network has been put to good use of the Woss chatshows as he has had returning guests with the same agent, Jack Dee a case in point.
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I got one, I bloody got one!!!!!!!!
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harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Ive just had to look up butthurt. You are just too San Francisco for this place. Harry, I got the "joke" it just wasnt funny and made you look a w***er. Anyway, thats water long gone under the bridge Im sure you will be back as TAFKAG, Armitage Shanks or any of the other aliases you have come up with. Farewell, you are a bigger drama queen than me!! -
I've been weighing this post up over the last few days because I find this "joke" absolutely disgusting and it's even made me decide whether I want to keep visiting Deathlist. Do I want, or can I justify being a member of a site where making jokes about raping babies is deemed acceptable? As my children get older and take interest in what Daddy's looking at on the laptop, can I really feel comfortable about some content of what I'm reading here? For now, I'll just register - publically, that for me, this is a joke too far even for this site. I have said, in the distant past, that its very difficult to preach let alone be "morally selective" about stuff on here when its very subject matter is in piss poor taste. What would happen if you actually met a relative of one of your picks? How could you possibly justify the enjoyment of waiting for somebody to die for the sake of a stupid game? That somebody is a human, a real person loved by the people closest to them. Im quite sure your kids would be utterly mortified and, frankly devastated and enraged if, for whatever reason you actually ended up on somebodys death list. Personally, I didnt find the joke funny because I dont find the subject matter funny, however, Im acutely aware that this place is not the bastion of good taste and, erm, moral fortitude or summat. Mary is a boundary pusher,fact. Some of what he posts can either make me laugh my tits off or wince,thats the way he rolls.
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Well, seeing as you were waving the Thatcher flag earlier this year when she carked it, my advice is to suck it in and take it, mate. At least someone else is paying for the state funeral... It might pay you to revisit those posts. I wasnt waving the "Thatcher Flag" as you put it, I made it pretty clear that I didnt like her very much. I just wasnt part of the crowd that was dancing on her grave . .
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Atleast you dont get it nearly every year and have to work outside in it!!! Put your feet up, have a nice cup of tea and think of the 5 inches...
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What happens if you have a "Mandela Overload"? Do you start dancing uncontrollably on the set of Breakfast with Frost? No, I will end up putting my fist through the TV.
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He is DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Let it fucking go or will will have fucking Mandela overload!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can take no more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Thank you RA, 5 points is better than nothing.
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New Here And Just Saying Hello
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to football_fan's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Been on the blower to Armitage Shanks, he is currently offering 10/1 for MPFC, 2/1 for HarryMac and, deffo worth a punt at 25/1 its Occy. Laydeeeeez and Gennelmen place your bets pleeeeze!!! Richard Fedymen odds please....... 16/1 and evens for Fedymen being a second/twenty second account of an existing member. -
New Here And Just Saying Hello
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to football_fan's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
EFA. -
New Here And Just Saying Hello
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to football_fan's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Not as good as for Castro.. -
New Here And Just Saying Hello
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to football_fan's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Been on the blower to Armitage Shanks, he is currently offering 10/1 for MPFC, 2/1 for HarryMac and, deffo worth a punt at 25/1 its Occy. Laydeeeeez and Gennelmen place your bets pleeeeze!!! -
Conspiracy Theories
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to the_engineer's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
The John Titor story is now part of internet folklore. IIRC, His story is at least a decade old and, it would appear, has been embellished and bullshitted so that he has predicted even more than he did when he first came to peoples attention. A good story but a load of bollocks. -
The fucking c**t...........
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This is what has been missing from the forum. Its almost like the old days on here when I had hair and could maintain a healthy erection.
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Kate And Gerry
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy's topic in DeathList Forum
I take it all back, i take it all back!!!