Lord Fellatio Nelson

Just go round there and cut her head off and shit in her neck. See how she likes that!!! Fuck me, judging by your picture, you've grown some hair since you last posted on here One word Lardy: Regaine Brilliant stuff and, im sure, would work on balding minges too. Give it a go. Love to, but due to excess guntage, I haven't been able to tend my lady-garden for some years now. It's like the Amazon fucking Rainforest down there. Dark, damp and full of creepy crawlies Blimey!! You want to get yourself one of these, Lardy. It may not eat every creepy crawlie in your rainforest but, wiv a tongue like that, you wont give a shit anyway!!

Just go round there and cut her head off and shit in her neck. See how she likes that!!! Fuck me, judging by your picture, you've grown some hair since you last posted on here One word Lardy: Regaine Brilliant stuff and, im sure, would work on balding minges too. Give it a go.

Just go round there and cut her head off and shit in her neck. See how she likes that!!!

It looks fucking shit, nobody can deny it. Someone should be demanding their money back.

Three of those, Sutcliffe, Huntley and Brady are locked up in institutions for the criminally insane. Sutcliffe was passed fit to stand trial but was almost certainly bonkers from the off. Too many police, journalists and members of the public, for that matter, were keen to have the full grizzly details of his killings aired in court and I can understand that. It was probably right that people saw justice being done. Had an insanity plea been accepted many people would have seen that as an injustice. But he was bonkers nevertheless. It's a peculiar situation as in most cases you probably have to be damaged mentally to commit murder. The courts, if not Sun readers society, are more forgiving of children who commit murder who tend to be released after a few years with new identities in the belief that they can be redeemed. It happened with Mary Bell and with the killers of Jamie Bolger. Whether this represents justice for the victims is debatable. If I was an MP with a free vote I'd probably vote against the death penalty but wouldn't lose sleep about the welfare of any of the above. When a society begins to concentrate more on the rights of the killer and less on the rights of the victim it's beginning to lose a proper sense of justice. Point of order. I'm pretty sure that Ian Huntley is still in a mainstream prison and has never spent time in a psychiatric institution. Also, don't forget that Ian Brady was fit to plea at his trial and didn't enter psychiatric care until he'd been behind bars for nearly twenty years. .....and every day, there he sits rotting away, fighting for the right to die, but we wont let him. Why should he evade punishment? If "he wants to die and we don't let him" what greater punishment? Exactly my point and why the death penalty is bollocks. Given a choice, 9 out of 10 people serving a FULL LIFE TERM would take the death option. Who wants to rot in a prison?

Three of those, Sutcliffe, Huntley and Brady are locked up in institutions for the criminally insane. Sutcliffe was passed fit to stand trial but was almost certainly bonkers from the off. Too many police, journalists and members of the public, for that matter, were keen to have the full grizzly details of his killings aired in court and I can understand that. It was probably right that people saw justice being done. Had an insanity plea been accepted many people would have seen that as an injustice. But he was bonkers nevertheless. It's a peculiar situation as in most cases you probably have to be damaged mentally to commit murder. The courts, if not Sun readers society, are more forgiving of children who commit murder who tend to be released after a few years with new identities in the belief that they can be redeemed. It happened with Mary Bell and with the killers of Jamie Bolger. Whether this represents justice for the victims is debatable. If I was an MP with a free vote I'd probably vote against the death penalty but wouldn't lose sleep about the welfare of any of the above. When a society begins to concentrate more on the rights of the killer and less on the rights of the victim it's beginning to lose a proper sense of justice. Point of order. I'm pretty sure that Ian Huntley is still in a mainstream prison and has never spent time in a psychiatric institution. Also, don't forget that Ian Brady was fit to plea at his trial and didn't enter psychiatric care until he'd been behind bars for nearly twenty years. .....and every day, there he sits rotting away, fighting for the right to die, but we wont let him. Why should he evade punishment?

As we are all aware, there has been a recent return to these shores of Foot and Mouth. The cost to the farming industry alone, with the last outbreak, was millions of pounds and it was shocking to see so many farmers end up destitute and down to their last half a million. In view of this, and with the knowledge that we have our very own and much loved resident Farmer within the bosom of our community, I would like to propose a "Whip Round" should DDT find himself down to his metaphoric underpants. Anybody care to contribute? Regards LFN

Monkey, you call somebody a twat as in "Banshees, you twat!" ( lifted from a Godot post) Alternatively, you can say that Banshees is a cunt. Cunt is more vulgar than twat and is used to convey an extra, erm, gravitas to an insult. Fuck, why am I telling you, you know that anyway. As for a secret fondness for him, the truth? Ive always thought he was utterly dull but thats just my opinion. Anyways, it hardly matters, Yvonne is harmless and batty and, quite possibly more suited to this forum in its current guise than at anytime since ive frequented the place. Add her, 8333, whatever and a few others of that ilk and you reap what you sow, or summat. Windsor and anybody else is welcome to that utter tedium. I reckon ive got better things to do.

This has gone on long enough Winny. Shall I level with you? I have no opinion of you. Your posts dont make me laugh, smile, frown, zilch, nothing. You are, to all intents and purposes, an empty vessel. You have been on this forum far longer than is healthy for a boy of your age. I can only assume you lack the social skills to go out into the wider community and find people who share your thoughts, feelings, take on life and sexuality. Working in a care home for seven years tells you nothing about me but it says so much about you. You have an inability to communicte with people your own age, the elderly, in your care, rely upon you the way that the able bodied and cognant dont, its a place of safety for you. I have never had any axe to grind with you, apart from your moments of pomposity, however, my view regarding the return or possible return of BS was met with you calling me a cunt. By all means, correct me if im wrong, but i cannot recall calling anybody a cunt on here. Sure, ive been sarcastic,took the piss, called people twats, maybe the odd fuckwitt but I have never used the coarsest of words against somebody here because to do so would be taking things to a very personal level, somewhere i dont go on here. That word alone, showed you to be a rather viscious and nasty little boy paranoid about somebody who you have never met and will never meet. All this because you are a frightened little child who, now, has actually used the terms "cyber stalker" against me!! Bloody hell son, the day I start stalking gay strapping Scotsmen from somewhere in Scotland will be the day Planet Earth finally runs out of buxom, rude 40 something year old ladies..... As I said, from the outset, you are, as everybody else is, entitled to an opinion, I dont even mind you pulling my chain, as you have done in the past but dont you ever call me a cunt again!!!!!! You had no right whatsoever to go down that road, none at all. You were way, way out of line and, yes, if you had said it to my face you would be picking your fucking face of the tarmac. Does that make me aggressive and violent? Not at all, it does mean that there are limits ( and we all have them ) to how far we allow people to go in making verbal attacks on us. Oh, and Monkey, if all that makes me cuntish, then, let the music play, im cuntish then! Now all that i have said is my critique of you, maybe its wide of the mark, maybe its hit home. As you will rightly point out, "You dont know me" which is quite correct. The argument is, however, you are one big fucking cliche. Me? This is just one site out of many I visit, I dont get out much anymore, did all my going out and having a good time long ago. Now its the "keep a roof over our heads" scenario. I work, come home, watch telly, go on the computer for a while then go to bed, and so the cycle repeats. Im no different to many of my age group, its life, unfortunately. Id dearly love to go out and socialise, get drunk and take drugs but it just would be the same anymore.Thats me Winny and my reason for being here, something slightly more understandable than why a young lad spends more time here than its actually healthy. I shall leave you to have the final say, i wont be responding, primarily because i think your immaturity means that you really do feel that you need to have the final say and will continue to post for as long as is neccessary. PS: Appologies to our resident spelling and punctuation gurus, I cant be arsed to check what ive written.

Why thank you, HCW. You are most thoughtful. Pooka!!! When did they let you out, fella? You really must learn to behave yourself!! Welcome back.

On a white charger, he came. Cutting through swathes of mediocrity, beheading the boring, disembowling the inane. Nobody knew who this man was, nobody dared guess. Some believed that he was the returning Messiah of the DL forum, a man who once was here but went away. Welcome back oh great one!! Welcome back insanity! Welcome back bollocks! Welcome back, oh great disciple of Stanley Unwin. Welcome back BS! Its been so fucking boring without you. Swath cutting and disembowling really aren't my thing, but for heaven's sake man, if you need a beheading done just PM me! Well, if you are sure Madam. You might need a step ladder coz he is a lanky twat........ If only I could state something about you but I have never taken much notice of you. I'm not an aggressive cyber stalker looking for ways to deal with a mid-life crisis. Actually, in all seriousness, please read what you have written Winny, then seek some help. Im sure some of the level headed amongst the contributors of this forum will help you deal with your paranoia.

The purpose being to defend myself from your tiresome rants. PS. You are still a cunt. Stop hijacking threads Windsor, its very rude, you know!! Anyway, at your age, and on a Saturday night, you should be going out with friends, shagging, drinking and, generally enjoying life, not sitting behind a keyboard like a sad twat ( thats my job) prolonging this spat, which im enjoying, thank you very much. So there.

Anyway, back on subject (which was rudely hijacked by Winny for his own purposes ) I shall pick...ummmm...Black?

Erm...Winnys face when I kick the shit out of it? Still milking that episode for a bit of attention are we? Get over yourself. Of course I am Winny, its not like its real life or summat! Now what hospital do you want your face delivered to? I make that your fourth threat of physical violence against me. Are you sure you can punch and use your zimmer frame at the same time? Unfortunately I cant, I shall just have to batter you with the zimmer frame. That should be sufficient, especially with the bricks Im gonna tie to the legs!!

On a white charger, he came. Cutting through swathes of mediocrity, beheading the boring, disembowling the inane. Nobody knew who this man was, nobody dared guess. Some believed that he was the returning Messiah of the DL forum, a man who once was here but went away. Welcome back oh great one!! Welcome back insanity! Welcome back bollocks! Welcome back, oh great disciple of Stanley Unwin. Welcome back BS! Its been so fucking boring without you. Swath cutting and disembowling really aren't my thing, but for heaven's sake man, if you need a beheading done just PM me! Well, if you are sure Madam. You might need a step ladder coz he is a lanky twat........

Erm...Winnys face when I kick the shit out of it? Still milking that episode for a bit of attention are we? Get over yourself. Of course I am Winny, its not like its real life or summat! Now what hospital do you want your face delivered to?

I'll say. So was it the Donkey Jacket that got him to pull da birds or was it the fact that he was married to a lesbian feminist that made him seek fanny elsewhere?

Erm...Winnys face when I kick the shit out of it?

No Monkey, Im EnglISH and he is ScottISH. Anyway, come back with slitty eyes, did we?

Perhaps you could point out where in this conversation I have shown paranoia? If we are still speaking about the address incident that wasn't paranio - I was not imagining it - they were speaking about it. It was preserved in print. Why not use that to remove certain annoyances from the forum? Again, please point out how the women having a forum of their own is handling him? His presence here forced them to ask for their own space for the sole purpose of getting away from him. That doesn't sound like they are handling him well to me, you clown. As for me giving him publicity, you were the one who who rolled out the welcome mat - so the criticism that I have given him the publicity he craves is frankly a bit rich. I have, though, regrettably given you more airtime than you would have otherwise have had. If you don't like the content of my posts might a I suggest that you do what you have so kindly advised me to do - and block me. With regards to your 'what goes around comes around' comment, I think you might want to remember who must have broken whose confidence first. I am very well aware of what happens behind the scenes. There is an awful lot of talking in private on msn etc - I have very little to do with that. If the people of this forum should happen to mention me in their conversations, I really don't care. I have never met any of them, and have no desire to do so - which is more than can be said for others. As far as the politics of this forum go, I have always been out of the loop - so I don't think that I'm the spineless one. My final words on the subject, its not that fucking important. If you cannot see your irrational behaviour towards somebody across the atlantic, thats your issue, I dont care Winny. Yes I rolled out the welcome mat, he is an antidote to boys like you who, even at such a young age, whine and fucking moan about everything yet havent actually done any living. anybody reading your drivel would think you were 80 years old instead of a young lad with their whole life ahead of them. I dont give a rats shite who broke what or did what Windsor, thats the bit you dont get, possibly because you are naive or stupid. Im just batting the ball back to you. im too old to fuck around with tittle tattle but its, sometimes a handy lever, thats all. I dont go on MSN either, not for a very long time, the only people i have ever spoken to on there have been Harry Mac, Mono, Handy and LG. Now if you want to question their conduct thats entirely up to you but I can tell you that they never discussed you, why should they? You are a boy from the wilds of Scotland, hardly Dick fucking Turpin, are you? I understand your take on not wishing to meet members of the forum, everybody is perfectly aware of you thoughts on it. Me? Its a chance to meet up once a year and get pissed with some lovely genuine people. Amazingly enough, i dont attend as LFN, just Rob from Norfolk, the person I really am. Politics? I leave that to the Politicians, im no more "in" on the politics here than you are. Life is about having fun, this place is somewhere i really used to enjoy coming to. from your perspective BS is the worst nightmare but for me he is just somebody a long way away, harmless, batty and, yes maybe a nutter, who knows? It could be the greatest con trick pulled since , I dunno when. Windsor, im nearly 46, I truly dont need ( as much as i love a rant) to be getting shite from somebody who is young enough to be my son. Thats not what i come here for and, yes, maybe I ought to start looking at finding somewhere else in cyberspace to have a laugh. Its no longer happening here, is it. One thing. Lardy and Handy both responded to this whole load of cobblers, you didnt respond to their posts, not even a mention of them while you tore back into me. Do you consider their lukewarm response to your anti BS anti LFN rant a clear case of "Cunts just sticking together?" Spineless? Oh, Ive got one of them, however its actually fucked after working like a dog for over twenty years providing for my family. Maybe you will say the same one day. Thats if i dont come up there and beat the crap out of you.

What a cunt. Now we'll never get rid of him. I think you say "COOOONT" up in Jockland. Hey, Winny, please explain how a young, handsome and intelligent lad like you can be such a cumudgeonly old bastard. If anybody on here actually thinks that this forum is better off without its insanity then I can only suggest you swiftly remove your heads from your arseholes. This place is absolutely nothing like it used to be... fuck, im saying all the things ive berated people for in the past, but its true. The characters are few and far between and those that used to pop in and out have now popped out never to return, probably. Yes the guy has issues but so do others, it wasnt a million years ago that a member feted for his wit and posting ability showed himself to be a viscious, spiteful nasty bastard by laying into a much loved member here. Did you berate other forum users for welcoming him back like the prodigal son, Winny? Live and let live son, life is too short, you have the ability to ignore and block and a brain too. Let the rest of us enjoy a bit of madness, eh? Given that I live in Jockland, I can assure you - you are still a 'cunt'. If having a raving nutter is what it takes to keep you happy then you are all obviously more easily pleased that I first thought. Then again, he perhaps serves you better as somthing to look down on, and something which you can easily outwit making you feel that little bit better about yourselves. Perhaps you could name the people in your story above, because I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. Ah, now you have fucked yourself over. The beauty of cyberspace is that you can, indeed call me a cunt without me ripping your head off of your shoulders and shitting down your neck. Of course, if you really want me to kick the crap out of you, Im sure one of the members would be able to give me your address...... Raving nutter? Perhaps he is, you, by the same token, need to grow some balls. He was never going to climb through your fucking window and stab you in the goolies was he. Amazingly, the women of the forum are easily able to handle him, you cant. Thats your problem , not mine or anybody elses. I think it wasnt 2 million years ago that I conducted a Poll regarding him and the consensus was that he should remain. That makes more than a few of us "cunts" then. Winny, I never look down on people, well some I do, but, generally,Id rather be looking at them sideways. BS is a source of amusement to me, I dont consider myself "Better" than him, any more than you consider yourself better than me, although you probably think you are better than me, what with your University Education and my Bash street Essex comprehensive school one, or summat. Have an opinion but dont try and force it on others, its actually made you look a cunt, you clearly cant handle him, your problem. As for the story, it wasnt a story, it happened. It involved DLs very own love child of Patrick Moore and a female member. Work it out if you wish, couldnt give a fuck if you do or you dont. Its just a playground here Winny, nothing more. Handle it or fuck off. PS: Its still "Cooont" you cunt. PPS: I didnt start it. Looks like our long absent friend is not the only 'nutter' on this forum... The women of this forum can handle him? With regards to the address thing that you are digging up from the archives, they were among the first to tell me to act upon it. Also, it was noted at the time that there were two nutters on the forum claiming to have my address at the time - both rather unhinged and one on this side of the Atlantic. Also, if the women are coping that well why do they have their own sub-forum? If I remember correctly, it was set up to give them a bit of respite from him - so they are really coping well aren't they? I would agree that this forum has changed a wee bit. For example, I've had plenty a complaint that it has become the LFN-Lardy show of late. I suppose now we can expect that to morph to the LFN-Banshee show from now on? Cunt. Im no nutter Winny, you, on the other hand are showing signs of paranoia, some may say, unkindly, that it makes you look a bit of a nutter. They told you to act upon it? Call the Police did you? Interpol? Maybe you just blocked him. Stop being a tosser Winny, many have said you are a boy with issues, just dont bring them here. Anybody can get your address for fuck sakes, mine too, its the computer age, non of us can hide. What do you want to do? Hide under a fucking table everytime somebody appears to be a nutter? You really are somesort of w***er. The women have their own forum for them, a man free place, well it is now, so im led to believe. Yes the women of this forum CAN handle him, you cant because you are spineless. See, you are such a complete prick, you have given him the oxygen of publicity he craves, purely by throwing your tuppence worth in when you should have shut the fuck up and stayed off radar till it died down, which it would have. Well done Windsor, you have finally offered proof that your mouth is far bigger than your brain. By all means name those that consider this forum to have become "The LFN- Lardy" show. Perhaps they would like to say their bit too? Personally, I dont give a fuck Winny, not even 1500 posts in three years would tell even an arsehole like you that i dont spend all that much time on here, i suppose much of that is due to having to read the absolute shite you post ( mainly in Room 101, your home ) and other loads of crap from boring old fuckwitts like you. Such is life. Oh, one other thing, I didnt dig fuck all up from the archives, I was told all about it, probably by the same people who have taken you into their confidence and expressed their displeasure at Lardy and myselfs double act. What goes around comes around Winny.

What a cunt. Now we'll never get rid of him. I think you say "COOOONT" up in Jockland. Hey, Winny, please explain how a young, handsome and intelligent lad like you can be such a cumudgeonly old bastard. If anybody on here actually thinks that this forum is better off without its insanity then I can only suggest you swiftly remove your heads from your arseholes. This place is absolutely nothing like it used to be... fuck, im saying all the things ive berated people for in the past, but its true. The characters are few and far between and those that used to pop in and out have now popped out never to return, probably. Yes the guy has issues but so do others, it wasnt a million years ago that a member feted for his wit and posting ability showed himself to be a viscious, spiteful nasty bastard by laying into a much loved member here. Did you berate other forum users for welcoming him back like the prodigal son, Winny? Live and let live son, life is too short, you have the ability to ignore and block and a brain too. Let the rest of us enjoy a bit of madness, eh? Given that I live in Jockland, I can assure you - you are still a 'cunt'. If having a raving nutter is what it takes to keep you happy then you are all obviously more easily pleased that I first thought. Then again, he perhaps serves you better as somthing to look down on, and something which you can easily outwit making you feel that little bit better about yourselves. Perhaps you could name the people in your story above, because I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. Ah, now you have fucked yourself over. The beauty of cyberspace is that you can, indeed call me a cunt without me ripping your head off of your shoulders and shitting down your neck. Of course, if you really want me to kick the crap out of you, Im sure one of the members would be able to give me your address...... Raving nutter? Perhaps he is, you, by the same token, need to grow some balls. He was never going to climb through your fucking window and stab you in the goolies was he. Amazingly, the women of the forum are easily able to handle him, you cant. Thats your problem , not mine or anybody elses. I think it wasnt 2 million years ago that I conducted a Poll regarding him and the consensus was that he should remain. That makes more than a few of us "cunts" then. Winny, I never look down on people, well some I do, but, generally,Id rather be looking at them sideways. BS is a source of amusement to me, I dont consider myself "Better" than him, any more than you consider yourself better than me, although you probably think you are better than me, what with your University Education and my Bash street Essex comprehensive school one, or summat. Have an opinion but dont try and force it on others, its actually made you look a cunt, you clearly cant handle him, your problem. As for the story, it wasnt a story, it happened. It involved DLs very own love child of Patrick Moore and a female member. Work it out if you wish, couldnt give a fuck if you do or you dont. Its just a playground here Winny, nothing more. Handle it or fuck off. PS: Its still "Cooont" you cunt. PPS: I didnt start it.

Maybe he'd just finished a night shift. Maybe he had just been on a three hour early morning run. Maybe he's just a smelly tramp claiming his benefits to go and buy 8 cans of Blackthorn for 4 quid in Tesco? Last week, I got home from a night shift and, as I do every day, went out for a seven - mile run near my flat. Because I hadn't had a shave and I was in my Celtic shirt a policeman thought I was a soccer hooligan and took me to the police station. I hate injustice. Serves you right for being a Celtic supporter. Should have had the shit kicked out of you.

What a cunt. Now we'll never get rid of him. I think you say "COOOONT" up in Jockland. Hey, Winny, please explain how a young, handsome and intelligent lad like you can be such a cumudgeonly old bastard. If anybody on here actually thinks that this forum is better off without its insanity then I can only suggest you swiftly remove your heads from your arseholes. This place is absolutely nothing like it used to be... fuck, im saying all the things ive berated people for in the past, but its true. The characters are few and far between and those that used to pop in and out have now popped out never to return, probably. Yes the guy has issues but so do others, it wasnt a million years ago that a member feted for his wit and posting ability showed himself to be a viscious, spiteful nasty bastard by laying into a much loved member here. Did you berate other forum users for welcoming him back like the prodigal son, Winny? Live and let live son, life is too short, you have the ability to ignore and block and a brain too. Let the rest of us enjoy a bit of madness, eh?

I fucking love the Dutch, me!! At this moment in time, I am in Seventh Heaven as we have Mr Rafael van der Vart doing his stuff on the pitch for us. He hasnt been with us more than 5 mins but he is already a fackin legend!!!