Lord Fellatio Nelson

Now discharged, he's not noted for drugs or anything close to that. Is he battling swine flu and/or asthmatic? Bottled off in Liverpool, the big ponce. He should have jumped in the crowd and kicked the twat's head in. This really pisses me off. If you really don't like someone, enough to want to throw things at them, why would you pay to go and see them? The only thing I've ever thrown at a gig was a bottle of piss, and that was aimed behind me, not towards the stage. Damn those Donington portaloos..... Im curious now. Where did you keep the funnel? Up my viva. Actually, it wasn't a bottle of my own piss. It was a bottle of some anonymous headbanger's piss that had been thrown backwards from someone at the front of the crowd, and as is traditional at these events, when it narrowly missed my head, I simply picked it up and helped it on it's journey towards the back of the crowd. I was with my brother in law at the time, and he got hit in the back of the head with a spring roll. Not your own piss? Fucking outrageous! I thought you was a rebel! As for the spring roll, well, things have gone really down hill. The old Lardy I knew and loved would have eaten it before it had actually got to his head....

Now discharged, he's not noted for drugs or anything close to that. Is he battling swine flu and/or asthmatic? Bottled off in Liverpool, the big ponce. He should have jumped in the crowd and kicked the twat's head in. This really pisses me off. If you really don't like someone, enough to want to throw things at them, why would you pay to go and see them? The only thing I've ever thrown at a gig was a bottle of piss, and that was aimed behind me, not towards the stage. Damn those Donington portaloos..... Im curious now. Where did you keep the funnel?

Hmmm, I smell a conspiracy..................

Those thieving bastards have been to my house too! Been to your house? I went to bed with a large Frankfurter and two big Walnuts. I woke up with a Chipolata and a couple of Acorns.

Am I the only one a bit confused (and slightly annoyed) at the amount of press coverage Stephen Fry's Tweet Wars are being given. Does anybody actually care? Is there anything particularly interesting or different about the story? Fry's always been a stroppy, egotistical cunt and this just prooves it. His popularity baffles me. Incredible!! Oh sweet fragrant Handy, you have shocked me into a hard on with that foul language PS: Could you say it again, just so that I dont forget the feeling once the first one wears off. Its been a very long time..................

F'uck,F'uck,F'uck!!!!!!! He is back!!!!! You have my respect Banshees Scream, You've been called so many things on here but you still have the courage to place an entire essay on Godots leaving on here. I am impressed (p.s. sorry havn't read it yet because I am very tired at the moment.) Is it me or is that a brilliant post without it actually meaning to be?

He probably breached his restraining order. Come on Winny, you missed him, didnt you!!

At least a bit of madness has returned to this asylum. How was the other asylum BS?

F'uck,F'uck,F'uck!!!!!!! He is back!!!!!

Either im exaggerating or you have conducted more opinion polls than MORI. I think you should change your log in ID to YouGov.

I like ELO and, because ive played them in the car over the years, my soon to be 18yr old daughter likes them...and she is very cool. Actually, anybody who doesnt think ELO are cool are welcome to a smack in the face.

Im very impressed that you managed to get Portsmouth past the filter. Its a word far more vulgar than f'uck but it gets through, utter bollocks!!! Tell you what Monkey, dont ever research your family tree, you may find that your great, great, great Auntie Gertrude used to swing her bag down at Portsmouth Docks.........

Was you drunk? Bored? Psychotic? Perhaps a bit Pauline Calf? No? WTF is it doing in this room then!! Just thought id get indignant and over estimate my importance....... Right, but wouldn't I be over estimating my importance. If I started a whole new thread named "toe excecution through knifeblade Guillotine". And expected people to take that serious. If you had actually put your post into the DL status updates thread (a thread created solely for cruddy "does anybody give a sh*t" type material such as somebody worming their dog/ cutting their toes off with a machette ) we could have all read it and not gave a sh*t... Please remember it was you who reported the crime of a thread being in the wrong section, I feel its only fair that i get all indignant, call you a twat and ask you to post in a manner that befits any trainee moderator thats worth their salt. So there.

How could you possibly vote for a man whos facial expressions look like somebody is slyly sticking their middle finger up his tradesmans entrance? Its quite beyond me, people really have no sense whatsoever.

How many people are in that ghoul pool? £1,500 prize? I have about 120 in mine and the most I've ever paid out was £680 odd. I counted 123 members as of today Have you got a cat called Harold? Just wondering.........or summat.

Was you drunk? Bored? Psychotic? Perhaps a bit Pauline Calf? No? WTF is it doing in this room then!! Just thought id get indignant and over estimate my importance.......

Im very impressed that you managed to get cunting past the filter. Its a word far more vulgar than f'uck but it gets through, utter bollocks!!! I think you are pulling the piss a bit by trying to add Air Con to Room 101, this forum really doesnt need such luxuries, besides why the f'uck should that room be given it when my house hasnt got it? If you are chucking it out TDF, dont stick it in Room 101, give it to me!!

Unsuprising, who the f'uck is going to type Ja'N'e Goody into Google and end up here?

Wow!! I am in awe. I never knew you cared. Are you pissed?? fekin pointless fekin swear filter!!!! Nope, but I will be in a couple of weeks time. I shall be utterly wankered as i intend to consume alcohol from early afternoon to late evening. Im so glad your spellings better than mine, Id hate to think of what people would say if you had accidentally typed an 'a' instead of an 'i' in your first sentence.................

Well, well, well..... Godot, Im not one for sentiment so, by all means, f'uck off and dont come back. I have to confess that I was begining to believe that there was more chance of finding a bollock on a eunuch than finding a recent post by Alphonsin, welcome back Alphonsin! My chance to be indignant and rant has been curtailed as of late, I dont think we can pretend that the site hasnt gone quiet, Ive tried to start some sh*t threads to keep the wheels turning but I know my limits, im no conversationalist, wit or intellectual, f'uck, I can barely spell! Personally. there are too many multiple ID members, too many members posting as guests and, at times, people are being anal about the trivial while overlooking the substance. This kind of thread has been done to death in a whole multitude of different forums everywhere else. The biggest load of bollocks is the belief that this forum or that forum is somehow unique in membership, content approach, blah, blah, blah. Its not, far from it. People will come and go, it will go sh*t and it will be good again. Godot, if you are lurking, this subject was touched on, I think by me responding to Bruno Brimleys ( I think) assertion that fings really aint what they used to be and the forum was loads better a few years back when Dame Vera Lynn was considered shagging material......if you know what I mean Ive been preoccupied of late which is why i havent posted too much, not that Im missed TBH, I probably am exactly the kind of person the forum was never intended to serve, if it was actually intended to serve anybody apart from a bunch of smug hairy arsed students who spent too much time on the piss. Go well Godot, go far, f'uck off and annoy another forum. You will be missed Love LFN XXX PS: FFS, will the moderators DO SOMETHING about the swear filter!!!!

..................Tumbleweed...................... Sometimes this place seems to be emptier than Gazzas drinks cabinet. Thank you LFN

Well thats all over for another year, the questions have moved onto the mundane now. I think, and im not being smug, my belief that he should not be prevented from speaking and being grilled in any form of debate has proved to be correct. He was taken apart tonight. Had he not been allowed such a platform..............

If everything fails, you can always become a politician. Or resident ranter on a web forum. regards, Hein Many thanks Hein, you are the voice of reason when all around us bollocks is spoken.

Im just seriously impressed that you all have had bugger all to do today to allow yourselves the luxury of being on here all f'ucking day! Yes, with hard graft, we shall all be able to pull ourselves out of this recession!! By the way, I agree with the belief that IQ testing is seriously flawed. I too had a difference of around 20 points on the only two ive ever done. My first one came out at 16 and the second at 33, which, obviously, makes me as thick as sh*t. I get by.

Never mind the Slade albums, did you used to have THAT haircut? Did you wear those back crippling boots? Come on Mary, do tell! PS: My Mum and Dad took me to see their Film "Flame" when it came out back in, er, a long time ago. Cool.