Lord Fellatio Nelson

It isn't even funny anymore.

BREAKING: Poland fans have gone on the rampage ahead of their game in the Euros. So far 60 cars have been completely valeted.

Hmmm. You seriously underestimate the power of shaming. Those advertisers have shit it, one accusation of consorting with Herr Neil would result it shit loads of bad publicity. Society is fragmenting very quickly, they will need to choose their audiences carefully. Or summat.

On the news tonight they were filming thousands of Scottish Football fans coming out of Kings Cross station. All, bar the odd three or four, were obviously coming in fancy dress because they had all dressed up to look like Russ Abbots 'See Yooo Jimeh! character. Fascinating.

What does that have to do with people setting up groups on social media to target advertisers to 'persuade' them to withdraw their adverts from GB news? I suppose it was just pure coincidence that a group of advertisers just happened to think, in unison, 'Nah, I think we will stick our ads on another channel..' It was never about boycotting the programme, anybody can just switch off, it was about strangling the revenue from advertising to force them off air. If you seriously see no issue with that then we are on two different planets and I shall say no more.

Hey, they are not all noxious, a couple maybe but not all. There are plenty of noxious individuals all over other news networks, no fucker boycotts those networks. It's fucking blackmail 'withdraw your advertising or else' and it is WRONG on every level. The very people who are trying to shut down different opinions and control Press and network output are the actual kind of Nazis that they despise and vow to go all Simon Wiesenthal over on social media. These people were the great unwashed layabouts who, one day, decided to get a job, a partner, kids and live in the best part of Muswell Hill. They are fucking insane, they actually want revolution, total control by the hard left. They can fuck right off.

Moe Howard of The Three Stooges & Joachim Lowe, The German National side manager

We are supposed to swallow the idea that there is some sort of conspiracy going on when the government is too fucking inept to do anything apart from look stupid.

I'm quite amazed. I always thought the fella was quite normal.

Well, this place has become a right sodding barrel of fun, hasn't it!

.....oh, and another thing. A matter of weeks ago India was on the verge of social collapse because the virus was running riot and they could not cope, had no oxygen etc, etc. Hardly in the news now. Gone from Apocalyptic lead stories in the press and media to, pretty much, fuck all. Strange....

.....and 84.7% of those vaccinated deaths were probably 70 years old plus and/or had other medical issues too.

EFA.

Never watched a Bollywood movie. Aye, legendary status....

I've never heard of him. I thought the name was just another one of Pataks curry pastes.

There is more truth to the report that The Loch Ness Monster was seen being fucked up the arse by Yeti than there is in most of the anti vaccine conspiracy theories.

My God, you're a darkie!! Disgraceful!

When Queenie goes they won't have.

The type of bloke that looked as hard as fuck and you wouldn't want to spill his pint. A very good character actor, he played a maniac gangster in the Sweeney where he met his end when an Austin A55 dropped onto his head in a scrapyard.

It has. TBF, you can live in a mansion, drive a Rolls and pay for the best whores in Lagos for $2.7 USD. I think I'm going to move there.

Used by Nigerian scammers who need you to shift $2.7 USD out of their country and they will give you a big cut of it.

Any other government in any other democracy would have a credible opposition to replace them with.

Fucking hell, I know that it gets a bit tedious in here but let's not let it get all Twittery for taking offence with the odd outdated term/insult/term of endearment. Remember, this is DL and If I think Toastie has a fanny that looks like a badly packed kebab, I'm sure she will not take offence and just tell me to piss off, or summat. Ya, know?

Lets leave this here..... Cecilia Bartholemew @CeciliaBTory I really am wishing I hadn't invited Sadie to my house to watch the #Eurovision .She has just spilled an entire glass of red wine over my new cream coloured carpet. She seems to think she is still a teenager and not a senior councillor in her 70s ! #Eurovision2021

Yeah, he came and sat next to you and began to perform the ole 'Five knuckle shuffle'. You tried to change seats but you couldn't coz he was using your hand.....