Lord Fellatio Nelson

Fuck, you are John Prescott!!!!

I would suggest that, had his pow wow with Daddy and Wills gone well(ish) he may have wound his neck in a tad. Clearly, it went fucking badly so the lad is going for broke. He is a massive twat.

Nobody is pretending that the Royal Family is not dysfunctional. If you can find it, there is a clip of a young Prince Charles being greeted, IIRC, off a train by his parents, after arriving home from boarding school. The average family would hug and kiss, they all shook hands! Not normal. The point I made was that, as an example, if somebody accused somebody in your family of being a racist, YOU would be in the frame for it because there was no confirmation that you were not. Your whole family would be the subject of a witch hunt, worse still, your whole family would get tagged with that label. That would be wrong, surely? Let's not forget that she was welcomed by the vast majority of us, the rock that Harry needed, the streets knee deep in well wishers, millions watching the wedding on the TV, there was no hate... They were perfectly entitled to go their own way, it's just the way they have gone about it has created the notion that they have fled a racist royal family and a racist country. We have ALL been given that nice label and people have been, rightly, fucked off about it. As you say, if we all shut the fuck up but, let's be honest, they are not going to stop the fucking hand wringing and the more they say the more of our piss they boil. Basically, stop slagging off the family and the UK in public and all will be tickety boo, or summat.

The 'unsavoury truths' as you put it was based around an accusation of racism that, when stated, tarnished the whole family because they refused to identify the individual. That was wrong on every level. You know that. Andrew? Yes, he needs to talk to the FBI, he has questions to answer but that is about Andrew and that is a separate issue to the Markles who lied in the interview, are using their titles to open doors, even though they want to do things their way and acted pretty fucking shabbily as his 99 year old grandfather lay in hospital dying. It's not about attacking them, they have come under scrutiny after that interview and they have been found wanting. Mentally troubled? I'd run with that as far as Harry is concerned but not her, not a fucking chance.

You been living in a cave the last few months? They don't want to be part of the 'outdated Royal norms? Then they drop their fucking titles. They are a couple of chancers, she much worse than he is, Self promoting and self absorbed, they have fucked over all members of their own family, apart from her mother, bullshitted their way through an interview with the worst interviewer in the world and, all in all, they are a pair of cunts. The Royal family will out last them. PS: Harry has now done much to endear himself to the average American by rubbishing their First Amendment. Rearrange the following to make a sentence 'Prick He Clueless A Is'.

He flew Sea King Helicopters that acted as decoys to stop Exocet missiles from blowing up our ships. There is also no evidence, as yet, that states that he had sex with girls under the age of consent, just the testimony of a woman that may be slightly unhinged and the poor decision making in remaining a 'friend' of a known paedophile. If you are going to rip him to pieces, and I am no fan of his, at least get your fucking facts right.

I don't post much on here anymore. I won't say it is dying on it's arse but the fun has walked out the door. It has become very soulless.

So, and I haven't bothered to search because I am lazy, has anybody mentioned Phillip Schofield's TIK TOK messaging of a young male for the last three years, since the lad was 17? You have? Ok.

Mine too.

Ditto.

You are that fucking old, she used Roman numerals.

Yes but he has got on to the subject of death, the morbid fucker.

Yes but, he can be a very funny psychopath.

I obviously missed something.

Oh, I dunno, he doesn't look THAT old. He looks a cross between David Bradley and William Hartnell in Dr Who.

He is a 67 year old c**t. What do you expect him to fucking look like?

Why? Is Wayne Rooney under house arrest?

''...calling Zorders to the Bat phone....'

That's a step too far.

Tbf, Borders treats anybody with a good word to say the same as ones with a bad word to say. He always has a can of petrol and a box of matches to hand.

...if only I could manage ' half erect...'

While this thread holds no interest to me, I have to say that I am mightily impressed with the research going on here. Fair play.

Maybe. Alternatively, Zorders wants to splodge in his underpants while watching naked, fat, middle aged men walking around with half erect willies.

Fuck, I ain't laughed so much for ages. If he gets another ban then I'm outta here.

He will get plenty of time to watch that once he gets his umpteenth ban from here.