Lord Fellatio Nelson

I dunno, how many times have you thought you could do better than the current manager of your team There's certainly Saints fans that wish they could make the decisions reserved for our ever changing manager and board. Talking of which, Burley almost making two years in the job means he is long over due for his P45. Why, Monkey my sweet, you are soooo cynical! In saying that, you are, as per usual, correct. Would you like me to infiltrate the Pompey forum and post some bile on your behalf?

Hmmm Good editing and strange how the camera seems to be all over the place at once towards the end. I'm guessing this is a comedy sketch pretending to be something else. You are probably right. Did look horribly real, in the main tho.

No they dont. He is a total W*NKER!

Words fail me.

For God sakes, whatever happens, drop Castro. The amount of "guest posting" is ridiculous and every knob end from Lands End to John O Groats seems to be drawn to it like a magnet. There is that much Horse shite posted on there it even makes me look intellectual. Get shot of him!!

Bloody hell! That was nearly as epic as the film. The net result? It told us what we knew all along. Man cannot control his tool........... Something like that, anyway.

Look for the deliberate mistake. MC, you must be proud of your Counties Officers!!

Many thanks ATJ. Yep, I still think he is worth putting a few quid on.

Pots and kettles LFN, pots and kettles Pots and Kettles? More like pints and half pints. No wonder we were rushing to the bog every 5 mins. I suggest the next meet actually takes place within the Pub Toilet. It will save our legs, as we are cracking on a bit.

Despite going through a search, and probably because im a thick git, I cannot find any mention of Paul O'Grady. So whats the deal? According to my sources, the medication he takes is for people who are VERY ill. A bang on candidate for 2008.

Ive seen some of those before, quite brilliant. Even I appear intelligent next to some of those knobheads.

And I was never aware your ****** had a *****. That's a bit bold to have a ****** with a *****! How on earth do you explain away having such a thing? Then again its not your problem now. Look out NAP its got a *****. If its got one of those then it may have a ******* *****!!!!. So you darned well better be ******* ********! Glad I never ******* touched it! It's true. If you look closely, the****** definitely has a small but distinct *****. And to think I've had it in my pocket all this time! Well I've now put it safely away behind my ******. But it isn't the only ****** in the UK, it has a sister copy alive and well and untouched with it's ***** intact, it sit's on top of the monitor my Mum uses for her computer, devious things these ******** , they can infiltrate your life, will take a picture when I am back down in a fortnight. perhaps I can sell you my Mum's copy ATJ? On a serious note there is an awful lot of interest in a DL Con2, not least by those that wanted to make No.1 but couldn't, those that couldn't get holidays to coincide, those that were enjoying a bit of weed too much to get the dates right and those that are simply still drunk on the fun they had at DL Con 1. Practically, I feel it has to be held in London, simply for ease of transport. I suggest one of the May holiday weekends next year , 3rd or 24th, I'd love to hear anybody's thoughts on this. Im sure I could drag myself along to the next one. Hopefully, by the time the next meet comes along, I shall be able to handle my alcohol consumption a little better, mind you, I will never be able to consume the kind of quantities that NAP put away, he has hollow legs.

Who was loitering once, with intent A policeman came by with a glint in his eye and said "Get yer draws off luv, you've pulled"

im quite into those phones 4u adverts? Good God man!!! You have just screwed your street cred into the ground!!!

...and people think that I am foul mouthed and uncouth!!! Its actually "The one eyed sausage".

For security reasons, the content of the meeting and identity of those attending must remain a closely guarded secret. I can, however, state that at least one member of this hallowed forum has a bladder which is considerably weaker than a Dale Winton handshake. You know who you are!! It was particularly nice to sit and watch you all. Like Rotten Ali, I was, for a while, concerned that no-one would turn up. But in the end, my trip was worthwhile. Come on Pooka, we knew it was you. You were the bearded Urangutang, sitting no more than a few feet from us. Next time come and say hello.

For security reasons, the content of the meeting and identity of those attending must remain a closely guarded secret. I can, however, state that at least one member of this hallowed forum has a bladder which is considerably weaker than a Dale Winton handshake. You know who you are!!

John? Well she couldnt be called "Long Heather Silver" could she.

Im actually amazed that nobody in the Entertainment Industry has offered her the "Long John Silver" role at Panto. What publicity! Even better if they could find an incontinent Parrot to sit on her shoulder.

Its arses, Monkey, arses.

Actually I wasnt. I have a confession to make. Underneath this suave, silver tongued persona that is LFN, I am really (drum Roll please )................... Sir Trevor McDonald.

Lets cut to the chase here. She is a Money grabbing old Witch, a sh*t ( failed) model who sought the oxygen of publicity at every turn, a gold digging peg leg who, after screwing Mr McCartney sufficiently to make marriage viable, now wants to screw him financially, because the bairn wont have much of a life if mummy cant extract £30 odd million out of Daddy. Paul McCartney? What a pillock!!

Class!!

I used to go and watch Sarfend on a fairly regular basis when I lived up the road. Does the ground still appear to be a very large communal toilet? You are spot on about Leeds. In fairness, they will deserve promotion if they overcome what should have been a nigh on impossible obstacle. MPFC, at least Carlisle isnt propping up the Football league this time.

One question. How, exactly, can any of your Baseball teams be crowned "World Series Champions" if the competition excludes any teams outside of North America?