Lord Fellatio Nelson

Cheapskate.

You are an absolute cunt, and a thick one at that. If you REALLY have never heard of her then that says more about you than can be said of anybody else. Nice attempt but you fell at the first hurdle.

This is the kind of post that just makes me wonder what the fuck I am doing here. Maybe I should find better things to do.

You can fuck off too, you knob rot.

You don't just create threads because they are famous, won an Oscar and are 80 FFS. That is not what this forum is about. Unless there is some history or whisper that she is closer to her maker than any other 80 year old Hollywood actress then the thread is utterly pointless, like you.

Like I said, he is a prat, Lardy. He has sent me a load of shit before, I just deleted it. Zorders sent me far worse and, such is the utter shit people are posting on here, I almost wish he was back posting. What Deathsperm contributed to the forum, as opposed to him sending shite in PMs, is what I was on about. Yes, I hear what you are saying, he had loads of chances, kept getting let back in and kept fucking it up, fair enough. Thing is, there must be some sort of 'off' button for those that don't want his PMs and, if he becomes a boil on the arse he just gets banned for two months at a time. He can still be monitored, have his posts approved before they get put on here and, I'm fairly sure, we can block him from sending PMs to us too. He acted like a child, he gets treated like one, perhaps?

Yeah, and i've got a 48ft cock.

....and what the fuck do we need to rectify? Is she dying? No Does she have any serious health issues that mean she should be on the DL radar? No. Just because she is 80 years old does not mean that she needs to have a thread. Are all 80 year old famous people going to get a thread created by you too? Give it a fucking rest, eh!

How about we just give Deathers a provisional licence to come back here and have his posts reviewed before they are allowed on? It is getting a bit fucking ridiculous that he keeps coming back and keeps getting banned fer chrissakes. We are currently rammed with shit posters, posters that need to be cattle prodded out of here and others that, despite their longevity on here ( no, I won't name them, you know who they are) are so bone crushingly boring you would choose to be hung rather than stuck in a lift with them. The mods seem to have no appetite to throw out the shit so the rest of us have to endure them, Coffin Lodger being a prime example. I'm sure we can block Deathers from sending us PMs or we can just ignore and delete them. Yes, he is a complete prat but a reasonably intelligent and entertaining one. I have not heard anybody say that he should be kept away, if anybody does feel that way then, perhaps, they would like to grow a pair and go on record with their views on why he should be on a ban for life or summat.

Tip. Go out tonight and smash the cunts other light.

I haven't been an engineer for, oh, close to two years now. I am now in the world of the self employed, fly by the seat of your pants and hope for the best etc. Sometimes I'd kinda like to be somewhere, stuck in my van, again.

Well, as I once said, 'Abracadaver! ....and he's gone!

TBF, their Grandfathers should have worn condoms.

EFA.

Personally, I could not give a rats fuck how a sentence is started. What it says is of more importance.

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I need to edit my post, I meant to say that I've seen Don't Look Now! I've not seen Last Tango in Paris. Is it any good?

You have nothing to be sorry for!!!!

I always confused Last Tango in Paris with Don't Look Now. Even though I have seen Don't Look Now, I have had the notion that a bisexual Brando fucked both Julie Christie and Donald Sutherland using butter as a lubricant before getting murdered by a blood crazed midget that he relentlessly followed around the back alleys and bridges of Venice, or summat. I shall get me coat.

I think you may be going a tad highbrow for many twats members on here.

I can't find the article but I read about a Police raid in, I think, Thailand where the smashed an operation that was cleaning, drying and repackaging used condoms for resale. Deathers, if you are reading this, there is money to be made out of your cleaned socks.

Fuck off you arse biscuit.

I have not herd that word uttered since, about, 1976.

Yes, well, you are right. May have all had the same mother.....