Lord Fellatio Nelson

Lets see how this goes ( probably in the bin) and see if millions of us are quite mad or just human. Ive only ever told one person about this but I have this weird thing going on, since childhood, where a certain word, either heard or seen will automatically conjure up an image in my head of something. Ive also, rarely, been able to 'taste a colour'................ Conversely, I can see an object and it will put a word or sentence into my head, spoken but not by me. I will give just one example, I really don't want to delve too deep, and that is the name 'Gemma' If I hear it or see it I see a hamsters face, pouches full. It matters not a fuck if I try not to, I will see that fucking hamster, no matter what. So, as I cannot be alone in the Universe with this and, to broaden out the thread, are there any other cases out there of people having, well, a brain that appears to be a bit, ya know, odd? There are people who marry objects like the Eiffel Tower and the old Berlin wall. There are people who have sex with goats cars and there are people with OCD. Heard any weird stories, is the unusual not really unusual?

Well, as it's you.....

How can it be a good form check? They are all old and none of the ones you have mentioned look to be at deaths door. I can give you a whole list of celebs that are 80 years old and over and they will all, at some point, get the jab. You gonna stick every sodding name up when they are called in? Pointless!

Yes it was. Flawed, and I mean FLAWED genius, or summat.

Actress Lee Grant will be 96 next year, if she makes it that far. She will go on my list, if I can be arsed to make one this year.

I try my best.

It's a terrible fucking idea.

Proof, if it were ever needed, that Monica sucked the life out of him.

Can someone enlighten me to what she actually said? Edit: I believe you can still purchase Mein Kampf....

Well, I would say that seed is involved.....

I just had to look that one up. You learn something every day!

How the fuck can anybody remember what was posted months ago. I can't even remember what I posted yesterday.

That's what my dad used to say!

I'd never have guessed!!

......and there was me thinking that the screen is to prevent the spread of covid...

....and there speaks another warm hearted D.L member.

.....well I won't be filling up my cupboard with 10,000 bog rolls.

Fucking snob.

Bog rolls are made here. Much of the tinned food we eat, made here. Cereals made here Get the drift? The only produce that we may go short on is fresh fruit and veg, however, Tescos has stocked cucumbers, tomatoes and other assorted produce grown in countries outside of the EU such as Morocco, Chile, South Africa etc, etc, etc. FFS, no cunt will starve!!!!!!!

The purple ones are the best. I'd eat a whole tin of just those.

I used to love Taggart!!!!

I preferred Mick McManus.

Well.....

If he is still around performing and touring in 50 years then, yeah....

I used to do that. I got sick of spending weekends laying under the fucking things trying to get them fixed for the week day commute.