Lord Fellatio Nelson

This thread only serves to remind me that I am getting on a bit. Too many posters here that are considerably younger than my own kids.

Judy Garland.

He is 90 today, I mean 90!!!!!!! Where has all the time gone?

Yvonne!!! Have you seen any dead pigeons lately?

I wonder what members of the Royal Family have actually found this place and read threads, maybe even, you know, posted!! We may only speculate!

He less so, IMHO. He has demons, I think he is mentally fragile. She, on the other hand, has balls of steel. She has been caught out lying more than once, water off a ducks back. She has manipulated him, her aim is control, it feeds her, gives her more power, a greater profile, FAME! He was vulnerable, still is and she is in the driving seat, make no mistake, or summat.

His claims has substance to him because the man truly believes that he has been wronged. He hasn't been, he just thinks he has. Honestly? He needs help, he needs to work through his demons.

Her Twitter account is still active. Whether it is her that posts on it? The last pics I saw of her, she looked bloody superb for her mature years.

Let's face it, despite her being welcomed with open arms, the streets, 10 deep, cheering the couple on their wedding day etc, etc, they think they have been seriously wronged by, like, EVERYBODY. They are a pair of cunts.

Well, that was a good start.

I should have been kicked in the bollocks for posting this after it had already been put on here. Everybody is starting the year in a good mood, so it seems.

Yeah, ok, one more. It's not like a few hundred people are getting out of their prams over them on Twitter, is it.

Yeah, you are grandma.

EFA.

Has to be said, fucking hell, there are some shit posters on here now days. Care in the community jobs, maybe.

Discuss the fuck out of it on here. It's DL FFS, not Twatter or Instagram, FB or any other social media place where the unhinged mix with the sane. Small audience, 1 thread, all is good.

"My dog does magic tricks." "Really? What breed is he?" "He's a labracadabrador."

Tom Karen is dead, he was 96. Don't know who he is? He is the designer who created the Reliant Scimitar, the Chopper bike and many more things. To a petrol head like me, his passing is significant. The blue car, a Scimitar, I owned 16 years ago. How time flies and waits for nobody, or summat.

No, you can't. They are not dead, are they. Find the appropriate thread and start again..

Nah, I'm not going to win anyway!!!

She blocked me on Twatter.

It took me 10 mins to compile a list of 20, it took the 'committee' 5 mins to pick 50.

My team. Rhod Gilbert Rolf Harris June Lockhart Glynis Johns Norman Lear June Spencer Henry Kissinger Patricia Routledge Cleo Laine Duke of Kent

Having seen some of your picks, you are massively shit at it. This is why I will beat you next year, you doddery old bint.

Lady FN had one on her back, they gave her a cream to burn the bastard out. All gone but just a faint mark of where it was. She was fucking ugly before too..........