Lord Fellatio Nelson

Don't be too hard on yourself, I accept your apology. Moving on...

You got caught with your trousers round your ankles when you invented a cousin. You could have took that on the chin and just ploughed on but, instead, you decided to come up with a story so full of holes that it made Prince Andrews official denial that he was a very naughty boy seem perfectly plausible. I am just ribbing you, I rib a lot of people on here and some give it back and some don't like it too much. No malice ever intended. I don't lose sleep over it and you shouldn't be getting yer knickers in a twist either.

I take it she told you to fuck off.

I would have assumed that, by now, your cousin would have come steaming in upon a white charger to your rescue.....

I live in hope!

God, you are so easy to wind up!

Ah, I got you all wrong, I'm sorry. You are not Deathsperm, you are Zorders!!!

Banshees, you old fucker, you, welcome back!!!

Yeah, it was, without a doubt, one of the funniest PMs I have ever had, anywhere!

That has got Deathsperms hand all over it! Is he another one of your cousins?

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Well, there really is no need for that!!!

This thread is for the living, the DL Anniversary thread is where you should have posted it. You utter dickwad. PS: How is your cousin? She's gawn a bit quiet...

Her dressed as Batgirl used to give me the right 'orn when I was younger.

There is no joy in somebody dying.

Apparently, Stevie Wonder is not doing to well. Just saying, like.

You are beginning to post whore your own thread GC!

Uruguay

Fireworks? Ok, DDT is the rocket and Kenny is the 2 inch fuse.

I think Kenny just got owned by DDT. Sometimes, just sometimes, magic happens here.

I've got visions of Tommy Cooper playing two parts by turning from one side to the other while his characters talk to each other. You must be exhausted.

He didn't really ruin it, what ruined it was the advent of cable TV, Satellite TV and now the Internet. Families don't really sit around the TV anymore and those halcyon days of Eric and Ernie, Brucie and all the others that were on prime time TV are long gone. In saying that, we had The Black and White Minstrel show, Seaside Special and No Honestly. There was shit on then too.

He will die a happy man. That is more than can be said for many of us!

Fuck me, a sock account!