Lord Fellatio Nelson

I started the fucking thread you moron. I know exactly how it works and you are still a thick cunt.

Well, not me. Edit: Unless we are talking about 'standing to attention'....

Well, yes, he could have but, obviously, he won't because he is a complete wanker, the fart in the DL lift.

No, of course you don't, you are too fucking thick to give a shit.

Julie Newmar! She made men go very moist.

You could have just done the one post to encompass all of the posts you have just made. You are a massive cunt. Fact.

Well, we all live in hope that you fuck off very soon.

I watched The Fall when it first aired. It was damn good!

Roy Castle John Altman ( Nick Cotton) That 'Recall' guy off Londons Burning Matthew Kelly Judith Chalmers That disabled presenter actor who may be called Rik something ….and dear old Jimmy Savile. Andrew O'Connor became fairly successful behind the Camera, creating Game Shows and writing TV things.

How about you go from 'semi retired' to full on retired.

It's all gone a bit highbrow here. They are rerunning episodes of Dempsey and Makepeace on ITV4. Yes, it was fucking atrocious. Glynis Barber, however, really was fit and she still is.

We have the ceiling fan on and another fan going which is cooling things down a bit. The back doors are open to let in more air but it is also letting in the pungent smell of livestock shit that our local Farmer Giles is spreading on his fields. Quite a nice aroma when you are used to it.

Take the tin hat off. He had enough chances.

They are trying to gentrify the kind of people who look like Phil Mitchell and drive 14 year old BMW convertibles with private number plates beginning with LIL or FIL with a metric shit ton of numbers after it. Ain't gonna happen, is it!

TBF, Tescos wants to, I assume, 'sophisticate' their shoppers by creating succulent and tasty high brow meals but understands that may of its patrons still walk around dragging their knuckles along the tiled floors of their aisles. Hot Dog is the compromise.

I'd suggest, just to be safe, he stays the fuck indoors and self isolates. Better safe than sorry, eh!

Machine Head has to be one of my all time favourite albums. I still have the vinyl, it is now very old. There maybe better albums but not many though!

He is a very clever man. All the utter shite he puts out has made him a multi millionaire, that is the reality. Simon Cowell never really loses, he makes the shows that finds the next 5 minute wonder, he wrings the utter fuck out of it for as long as he can then he moves on to the next search. His strategy seems clear enough, he has made more than Clarkson, Young, Lewis and Little Mix than, probably, all of their money put together. He is never into any act for the long haul, get in and get the fuck out ASAP. It works for him, why should he change?

He could also find better ways. Maybe he has run out of socks.

You have every right to be bothered by it. Pulling you out for individual bile is not on. He took it out of the forum and made it personal. He is a fucking idiot.

Lets face it, he was always prone to irrational outbursts, his new forum name was never going to change that.

There are names on that list that are the accounts of more than one person here currently posting under another name. 50% of them could be the other accounts of just a handful of members, we really don't know. You will have to set your sights lower.

You beat me to it!

I once watched his BBC doco ' Metro - Land'. I actually found it fascinating. Just sayin, like.