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  1. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    School uniforms are to prevent poorer children being bullied because they are not wearing the latest designer clothing. I think we all ( of a certain age ) remember that some kids came to school in £100 trainers while others wore Tesco specials. The uniform is as much a leveller between with wealthier and poorer families as the school identity it endeavours to portray. The interesting point is that, for whatever religious or cultural reasons, the burqa clad child turning up for school is immediately considered 'different' and in a minority. Fucking hell, why cannot people wake up to the whole idea that the whole fucking thing perpetuates social segregation, virtually, from the cradle? My primary school was a united nations of kids, all religions and cultures and NO child turned up wearing a Burqa and I never saw a single adult female wear one when I was growing up in North London ( Harringay ) so, this whole notion that it has to be worn 'It MUST be worn' is a bit bollocks. Is it REALLY so unreasonable to expect people, welcomed into this country, to understand that the face is a vital component in how we communicate to each other? We are now walking around shops in masks, do we truly feel comfortable wearing them? Are we really happy to? Would we welcome a life where we would have to wear then indoors and out? I don't think so, and it has bugger all to do with vanity but everything to do with how we go about our daily lives, reading each others faces as we walk past strangers, how we communicate our views, feelings and thoughts to people we meet daily etc. I am as much of a fan of religious and cultural expression as the next person but, sometimes, just sometimes, we have to draw the line and explain that, in order to feel part of the society you have chosen to live within, you have to make the odd concession just as we have had to in accommodating people who have a way of life that feels totally alien to a majority of citizens. It is give and take and, honestly, there has been much giving from some sections of society and much taking from others. Getting rid of the Burqa would not seriously compromise peoples religious beliefs or cultural needs but it would be a big step in telling people that they were open to facial communication, integration and understanding of a society and their cultural requirements. That is not racist, it is pure common sense.
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    Football

    Fucking hell, my brain (a very small one) has just exploded.
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    Football

    They MUST beat Palace to have any chance of European football next season. A draw sounds reasonable for a bet.
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    Famous celebrity births , pregnancies and babies

    Quit while you are ahead. I have done you a favour.
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    Famous celebrity births , pregnancies and babies

    Yeah but, look at it another way. This thread makes all the other shit ones look brilliant. See? It has its place!
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    19. Clint Eastwood

    ….and your 80s.
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    19. Clint Eastwood

    Honestly? I think he is pretty much like the characters he tends to play, but a tad more mellow with it. I doubt if he would lose any sleep, the guy is 90 years old, I think worrying about stuff has long passed him by.
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    19. Clint Eastwood

    Of course he will be angry but hardly apoplectic. He has ordered his lawyers to act because, like anybody else famous, if a company uses your photos and/or states that you are endorsing them when you do not, that is a good enough reason to sue the arse off of them. He won't be losing sleep over it.
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    19. Clint Eastwood

    What stress and battles?? He is a multi millionaire, he has a team of lawyers who will stress and battle on his behalf while he lounges around his pool. Looking at it all, he cannot lose, he never endorsed anything and the scam of false endorsement is rife. They picked on the wrong one, there.
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    2. Dick Van Dyke

    Another shit troll.
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    2. Dick Van Dyke

    Who the fuck are you?
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    The Boys Of '66

    No.
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    King Salman of Saudi Arabia

    I suppose, in fairness, Trump and Kanye have their won threads and are less likely to die, so...
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    The Boys Of '66

    Anybody see the Hearse taking Charlton through the streets of his home town? Did you see the 'Magic Tree' air freshener hanging from the rear view mirror. Fucking class.
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    Famous celebrity births , pregnancies and babies

    Get shaving.
  16. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Famous celebrity births , pregnancies and babies

    Well, I was young once.
  17. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Famous celebrity births , pregnancies and babies

    On the other hand, Lardys pussy is as cheap as chips. Well actually, it is as cheap as a fucking great box of Frazzles and a bottle of Trowbridge's finest OddBins Vodka ( 2 bottles for one every Friday night ) but we wont split hairs.
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    Deathlisters who are dead

    Does 10 bags of Frazzles and a large bottle of vodka sound good?
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    Deathlisters who are dead

    Sonny Jim, you have much to learn.
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    Deathlisters who are dead

    Is it a big one? Could I drive my very wide Pontiac through it?
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    Famous celebrity births , pregnancies and babies

    It's not all bad. We have posts to vomit over. GC is doing a service to us all.
  22. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    The Happy Birthday Thread

    That's what I say!!!!
  23. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    The Happy Birthday Thread

    Look up his fathers side of the family.
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