Lord Fellatio Nelson

I loved Catweazle. I was younger than 12.

I was tempted to say' Yes, but he is Scottish...' However, we cannot do that anymore without being hung for it.

No.

Well, when I get there, I will let you know. PS: I am hard of hearing, that is true.

No, not really but there is fuck all I can do about it. Cunt.

Yes, Peter Wyngarde always looked utterly dapper. I confess that the 60s is my favourite period of time.

What an uncouth woman you are!

I love the ITC stuff. Wasn't Department S made by them too?

Yeah, I mean, where the fuck are you going to get sucked off now, eh?

Deal!

I'm fucked if I am going to pay you a pound to strip! Will 50p do?

Emmerdale has moist Moira in it. That is a winner!

That was quite brilliant, I have to admit it.

Well I have just seen Larry Grayson get attacked by Rod Hulls Emu. I must have seen it first time round but it was so horrific I blotted the whole thing out.

EE is absolute shite though. Even looking back through rose tinted specs it was shite long back too. The only two soaps I watch are Corrie and Emmerdale. Emmerdale is the best out of the two, imo, as well.

It has been diluted by other channels. It is still a major force and will continue to be so.

Corrie will just keep going and evolving long after we are gone. It has already been viewed by generations of families. There are still family units out there that sit around a TV watching it. The baton will continue to be passed down.

Anyway.….. Bollocks to the name changing malarkey, you make up a user name and that is it, you keep the fucker for as long as you are on here.

Is that the section where all of those women 'of mature years' wrote about getting shagged up a back alley by Michael Beck?

Ladies and Gents, we have a winner for 'The most moronic post of the week' award.

He is 88 years old FFS!! He looks better then a shit ton of men do that are half his age.

You have to stop eating cheese and pickled onions before you go to bed, Handy.

I think he would have shaved his beard off and binned his wobble board.

No.

He looks good. Well, as good as you can be.