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Lord Fellatio Nelson

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    Wrestlers/actors

    There doesn't seem to be any.
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    Well, ok, not all.
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    Yeah, I HATE selling anything on there. The buyers, in the main, are a bunch of cuntish low balling fucktards with all the intelligence of syphilictic budgerigars.
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    eBay is rammed with sperm gargling cunty bastards that need to be strung up, stabbed in their faces and have their genitals cut of with a rusty chainsaw.
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    Richard O'Sullivan

    I think he just went out of fashion. Many performers do. He got old, got ill and he is where he is. I think most paid into insurance schemes in order to get mortgages and finance such was, and is, the precarious nature of the acting profession.
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    Richard O'Sullivan

    I think, sometimes, we all forget just how prolific an actor he was in the 70s. He was, pretty much, king of ITV situation comedy. He was also a child actor, this guy had a big career and, more likely than not, he was prudent enough to put money aside.
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    Madonna

    Yes, she is. Trump is also bat shit crazy but people will still vote for him People will still attend her concerts and buy her music. Maybe they are Trump fans too.
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    Coronavirus death toll 2020

    Exactly. They never do, they just moan like fuck, a bit like people on here that moan about the response, lack of action, lack of this, lack of that but would not want the job in a million fucking years. It's easy to sit on the sides and be critical.
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    Coronavirus death toll 2020

    You think? Most people know who Starmer is, he was sitting on the opposition benches for long enough and was prominent in the General Election. TBF, not many will be au fait with his previous role, a much criticised role, as Director of public prosecutions. He did not cover himself in glory in that job. Of course, there are plenty out there who would not have a clue, the same people that never follow Politics at any level and need help to tie their own shoelaces. No, Starmer has yet to prove himself as an able leader of the opposition, he may turn out to be the saviour of Britain. Then again, he may not. Until then, we have little choice but to Trust the Government, its leader and accept that very few countries out there are coping very well with all of this.
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    Dying Off The Radar

    What? Santas dead too?
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    Coronavirus death toll 2020

    You know, in reality, our leader has had more positive feedback and 'trust to handle the pandemic' than the new leader of the opposition. People, broadly, accept that things are what they are and, yes, government should have acted far faster than it did. Many fuck ups have been made, the inquest when this is over will be long and, I think, painful. When you look around, not too many major nations are doing brilliantly well, I think most of us were caught off guard and it should not have happened. Lets hope this shit is over soon.
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    Coronavirus death toll 2020

    Oh what a dilemma!
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    Coronavirus death toll 2020

    Yes, and the infection rate is starting to climb post lockdown relaxation in Germany. What part of 'everybody is in the shit do you not understand?
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    Coronavirus death toll 2020

    Never let ones emotion and empathy get in the way of statistical data and forecasting.
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    British Character Actors

    No shit Sherlock.
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    Dying Off The Radar

    Christ! I saw that screen shot before I read the text and thought that Hammy Hamster had died!
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    Death In The Family

    You know what? You are a wonderful, wonderful girl who is such a kind and warm person. I can safely say that we all love you to bits here, you are so highly respected. We are all thinking of you. x
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    Wrestlers/actors

    Is that legal in Ireland? Well, if it is, plenty of lube, lad, plenty of lube.
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    Wrestlers/actors

    ..says the biggest bell end on here.
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    Death In The Family

    Oh, Handy, I am so sorry for your loss. Many of us have been where you are now, it will get better, you will move forwards. Bless you.
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    Wrestlers/actors

    Your granny might have been older than mine!
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    Wrestlers/actors

    You are too posh for this place, Toastie!
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    Wrestlers/actors

    I hear you. The problem really is that it has become more of a social network platform than a Deathlist forum with off topic sections where you could be as inane as you wanted to be. Then shit got serious and we had Brexit and, now, Corona. People began to be even more Political than before and, soon, it was handbags at dawn. There are people I don't care for much here and, I am sure, the feeling is mutual. Then again, I am not here to please people, I am here to Please myself! It is what it is, the place has changed, not for the better but that is just my opinion. We stay or we go, it's not like real life, this is just a bit of fun. As the advert says 'When it stops being fun......stop'
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    Wrestlers/actors

    76 posts in and that is a cracking post. I like the cut of yer jib, Sir You are a perfect fit here.
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    Wrestlers/actors

    The question you should actually be asking is why somebody did not have the balls to use their main account instead of using their sock account to whine about SCs conduct. I had mad Dr Z say something pretty vile about my dead dad, Z was psychotic, SC is a bit bat shit but pretty harmless tbf, and I don't see eye to eye with him very often. If the Admins want to pour Dettol all over the forum to cleanse it of people like Death Sperm then that is fine but, ultimately, they will be moderating a soulless wretch of a place where its edge will have been smoothed over and all of the posters that make it fun, interesting and as funny as fuck, at times, will have just left never to return. Seriously, have you seen the calibre of some of our newer posters? Fucking hell. Be careful what you wish for.
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