Lord Fellatio Nelson

This isn't going so well, is it.

I am being stalked by Diego....

Get your arse over here GC, it's going to be needed.

So let us just recap what we have here. A right wing Tory government. No shit Sherlock.

You could have just said that Mogg is a prick.

It doesn't matter ya miserable old git.

Thanks!

May I also add that it was utter shite?

Just a thought. The markets have perked up under Sunak, interest rates do not look like they be are going to be as high as predicted before he was seen as a shoe in. So.... What exactly will Labour offer those markets, that have us all by the balls, to ensure that, if an election is held tomorrow, things won't spiral to shit again? Granted, I know how shit the government is but, as yet, lots of hand wringing from Labour but no maths on the board. None of us actually know what the fuck they propose to do about things, windfall tax asides, which won't touch the debt we are in. Sunak getting in is bad news for the opposition, if he spins things around and stabilizes the ship.....

Don't start all of that, it will give GC the right 'orn!

Fabricant is a wanker for sure but Bray needs his megaphone shoving deep into his arse hole. Only his most ardent supporters think he isn't a pointless, irritating cunt.

Good to see that somebody has a grasp of the important aspects of our political turmoil...

Absolutely!

I need to calm down or summat!

Utter bollocks.

No. Ffs, don't start them off, Mary, you will have them creating threads for No 10's bog cleaners, although, I hear, Truss has applied for such a job.

What, so you have to be poor to be a Prime Minister? Absolutely boils my piss how people hate wealth to the point of envy. I couldn't give a flying fuck how much money he has, all I am interested in is whether he can do the fucking job or not.

Well, this is how the series will go. We will be given a lecture on us all destroying the planet through climate change, we will be taught that we are all racists, we will learn all about LGBT ( or is that MGB GT ) issues and, ultimately, we will discover that the Daleks are just misunderstood because they were raised in abject poverty by single Dalek parents under an evil Tory regime. As for pure escapism entertainment, you can fucking forget that. Watch the ratings drop into the abyss.

Aye, and what a conspiracy that would be, eh!!

Thank you!

Dunno GC. As an aside, I am currently in Gran Canaria ( before I go home to have tests to see if I have the big C ) and there is wall to wall penis here, nice boys and all that. You would cream your underpants!

Tbh, l'd not mind being in Mordaunt.

Well, let's put it this way, a 'much loved' massive UK TV star has had rumours circulating around him and his liking of young boys for a long while now but it still hasn't come out. If you have enough clout and all that..

There have been rumours circulating for some time that the reason Wallace didn't go full tilt at the last leadership challenge was there was something smelly in his past that needed to remain hidden.

Well, there you are then.