Lord Fellatio Nelson

13th Century

Fucking hell! Saying things like that nowdays is one step away from rape. They are not sex objects or summat.

I doubt if that his her. They don't get on for starters and that young lady is not exactly wearing the full monty in terms of make up.

Hope for you yet then.

Tommy Cooper dying on stage.

Yeah but ' I Lost My Heart To A Starship Trooper' was an epic track amongst to 12 to 16 yr olds at Raquels Discoteque back in the day, I ,mean, I was there!! As for Hot Gossip, there was only one girl......Donna Fielding

In respect of the above, I feel compelled to add a German music legend to the mix. I discovered this genius while living in Germany, back in the early part of the 80s. His albums were peppered amongst my uncles extensive record collection which swung from the delights of Motown to that Eurovision artist Nicoles latest offerings. Ladies and gentlemen I give you......HEINO!!!!

Holy shit!! That is BRILLIANT!!!!!!

Have you got her contact details please?

Just got back from seeing Joker. Fucking hell! That is just my opinion though. Go see it.

Just a lil bit of fun, maybe. What is the one question you would love to ask that famous person? They may be long dead or still alive but have answers to that question you would dearly love to ask. For example... Debbie McGee." Do you like alsatians? Hitler. "Where did you get the idea for that hairy bogey under yer lip! So, gang, over to you for some smarter and funnier questions!

Hey Carrie Lam What's your game now, can anybody play?

Never? Never ever???? Ok.

How the fuck do you communicate with midgets then?

You do realise that it will go completely over his head?

Well that may well depend on whether the accusers have a new newspaper column to fill out or a nice house, car and holiday to purchase etc, bloody etc. BTW, I do not doubt that Johnson is a randy bastard, who has/can be highly inappropriate with women, but I am fucking tired of victims trotting out tales of terror, fear, violation and the like at the most opportune of moments. It can destroys ones credibility, perhaps.

Porn legend Candy Samples died this week at the ripe old age of 91. They don't make em like her anymore! https://player.fm/series/series-2458843/rip-candy-samples-1928-2019 Edit: Adult content or summat. You have been warned.

Prince Harry please SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!

Did you throw a coin or three into the fountain then Handy?

That is not important. She stopped tossing Phil off 25 years ago.

Not a 'cartoon' but... https://www.simplyeighties.com/rupert-bear.php#.XY-lZUZKjIU

Some bona fide DL legends, for sure. There were also some monumental cock cheeses too.

Jackson 5 cartoon series? Was it ABC?