Lord Fellatio Nelson

You are wasting your time with him. The twat wasn't even born when they were charting.

All utterly pointless.

Yep, he was 17 when the old tyrant was removed on a permanent basis. Obviously, at the age of 17 he would have been the perfect agent.

Aye, a legend in your own mind.

That used to be a speciality of the forum tbf. The good old days, if such days actually existed. Fuck, they did exist!!

You advising Mary on the finer points of the English language and its usage is as ridiculous and pointless as saying the late Jeffrey Epstein used to advise men on how to pull and shag MILFS.

Fucking hell, next you will be thinking that we actually give more than two fucks what you post. We only ban the viscious and nasty, bell ends tend to remain because they are harmless. You are a harmless bell end.

That actually made the Beebs news ( text ) service and I know that because I read it at, around, 6.30 am this morning!!

I am like that tbh. When I was an engineer I would rather eat in the van than in a welfare room which tended to be inhabited with grotty bastards who were too smelly and too loud.

Was you Billy Nomates then???

I was with a work colleague trying to renew broken overhead lines to a pumping station which was on the other side of a small river. We had to park on a river bank, put ladders, cable, tools and us onto a farmers rowing boat and row across the river to the other side. Coming back we had to abort a landing 3 times because a herd of cows were stopping us from getting to the side. Eventually, we managed to get the boat and us on to dry land. It was then that Lady FN rang me with the news, as it was happening.

Everybody here will be able to tell you what they were doing that day. It had that much of an impact. Ditto Kennedy, the Moon landing and who shot JR. Small nation we may be but we are worldly in a way the US could only hope to be. Ok?

Yes, why not.

That puts that one to bed then.

Is your tongue firmly in your cheek or rammed up a kilt wearers arsehole when you say that? Please, quantify exactly how the South has 'neglected' the North. An itemised list of our wrong doings to them please.

Aye. That has had him crying into his bank account.

https://www.herefordtimes.com/sport/17697799.mclarens-first-ever-formula-one-car-designer-dies-aged-80/ Is this what you mean by a proper obit?

Why would there be a general strike? What is clear about this whole bollocks up is that, by a country mile, it was the working classes that voted to leave. Those same working classes are the union members, like i was for over 30 years, who would be unlikely to down tools. More chance of the Richmond set and Richard Branson going on strike. Who would notice or actually give a fuck? Unlucky Pbb, you will have to come back!!

Two years tops before they relocate to the States.

EFA. Maybe he doesn't want to talk to you until you are in a better mood. Go and wank into a sock, you will feel better. The sock will not.

in YOUR opinion which, to be fair and to quote your own meme...

You are just in one of your 'ban me PB, you utter cunt' moods.

Yep, anything old must be utterly shite, decrepid and, if human, euthanised. Hey, only what is young and youthful are entitled to propagate the forums and planet earth, eh!

Oh, Handy!! There is something about having a crap on something/somebody that is bothering you.

Unreal!