Lord Fellatio Nelson

Not many Red squirrels left...

First the video vault and now this. Going through the andropause, Nelly? Its a possibility Harry. Then is certainly better than now, even if it wasnt really Besides, I like it!!

Anybody remember this Classic Ad from the 70s? ET was just a far off twinkle in the eye

He must really have the horn for BS then? The Horn?! Why Handy, thats language i didnt think, for one moment, was part of your extensive vocabulary. Im quite shocked and, well, a tad excited, actually.. Keep the filthy language coming!!

Its not a "Groovy" video but clever. Godleyness is next to Cremeliness...

Handy, you know when boys pull girls hair and tease them because, really, they like them but are to shy and immature to say so? Well, perhaps Terminator.....................................

That doesn't seem to work either MdF the only link I can get to work is this, sorry . Oddly enough, a crap bit of trivia here, but Depeche Mode were the first band I ever saw live, Glasgow Barrowlands early 1980's, one of my friends had a spare ticket so dragged me along, they were surprisingly good, I think for me 'Master and Servant' would be my favourite DM track. ...........and there was I thinking that you were a "Rock chick". LG, very brave to admit it!! Depeche Mode are from my neck of the woods, good old Basildon Essex, well it used to be. Used to see them a lot in the town, Alison Moyet too. I nearly ran Vince Clarke over once, pity I didnt do a proper job..

This one takes some beating. You will be knackered just watching it......

1.46 miles I've got 8 within 2 miles. 9 under a mile from me!!!!

I admit to not being a regular of Concerts/Festivals, however, the best Gig I have ever had the pleasure of attending was Edwin Starrs ( RIP ) who was, quite frankly, f*****g sensational.

I have no interest in standing up to my bollocks in mud listening to Rolf Harris or someone ( because they are trend of the month) while some chavvy cnut sneaks in and steals my wallet. A bit of an OTT point to make but, im sure, you get the drift. If I had a Time machine, however, I would go back to Woodstock. Dope was very cheap then, too!!

Speaking as somebody who likes Domestic animals, Wildlife and Nature in general, I have to say that, what i have read is nothing more than dangerous bollocks. Its a Pit Bull, unstable, lethal and no more risk free than owning a house trained Tiger. The rest I find disturbingly bizarre and, possibly, on the wrong part of this site.

Not as clever as the original it ripped off Lardy. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=pv5zWaTEVkI

Im f*****g angry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Had a headache for two days, Marital strife, neck ache, back ache, I hate my f*****g job, im fed up, pissed off and ready to f*****g rumble. Cnuts!

Winny, Im putting ebay in here. I think it is the crappiest, shittiest place on the WWW. It is full of labotomised pricks who, when you are selling something, ask the most inane pathetic questions, expect you to to go and take yourself in hand through sheer excitement when they make an offer that any normal person would be embarrassed to make and its a site full to the brim of thieves, charlatans and knob jockeys. As for buying. NEVER go on there as an honest Joe, it will kick you squarely in the knackers. I, being honest and genuine, clicked a buy it now, for a "Classic" car, which had me going down to London one Saturday morning, to collect something that was not as described. Having shelled out a small fortune to get there, up at 5am etc, etc plus the fact that I, in my mind, had comitted myself to buying it, I bit the bullet and drove it away. 30 hours of welding it later, i had something that didnt quite resemble a collender but realising that i was going to have to spend a f*****g fortune on it, i cut my losses ( big losses) and flogged it, having told the new buyer EXACTLY what they were buying. Im f*****g angry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Riddle 1 Open the door then sod about with the switches?

Rotten split from the Pistols in 1978. Surely you mean 1977? And did the Pistols really play the Hammersmith Odeon? Or where you just making that bit up to make a point? Just making a point. If he had really vomited on me, I would have kicked his f*****g head in.

I really dont think that is anyway to to talk about your husband. He is a spiffing chap.

This claim to fame malarkey. What is the criteria? Are we talking about actually meeting and talking to said famous person/s or could it be as tenuous a link as being vomited on by Johnny Rotten at the Pistols gig, Hammersmith Odeon, October the 27th 1978? Just wondering.

People who actually use their cars and cant f*****g drive!! So many w**nkers!! I, of course, am f*****g brilliant behind the wheel.

In my youth, there was no greater pleasure than a spliff, some Pink Floyd, 11 bags of Salt and Vinegar, 48 Mars bars and a bottle of Coke. Them were the days!!

It would seem that DL, a nice glossy site, well drilled, well organized, Moderated efficiently and Administrated, may have forgotten how it all began. It was just a bit of fun. Perhaps picking the likes of Gazza, Winehouse and Higgins may not bring a hit in 2009 but it will be a damn sight more fun and will create debate and conjecture that no amount of 89 year old cancer/ dementia riddled fogeys could ever elicit. DL being a bit Retro for 2009? Just a thought.

Isn't it my turn to lead the parade? It would be my honor to present the awards but I won't get that privilege. They don't want my irony. They know im a complete berk...... Ah BS, my vulgarity is, once again, trumped by your sheer arrogance. The only irony you have is the one that straightens out the creases of your clotheys. Leave the awards to the grown ups, eh?

Thats very kind of you Mary but I cannot pretend that I was frantically ringing round to gather the full might of DLs membership to the piss up. I was actually contacting the "Therapists" of BS to make certain that he hadnt escaped. While Im here, I will use the DLconII meet up to award a few of my own prizes. NAP and LG for making the long tiresome journey from afar, in particular NAP who actually flew back in the early hours of the following morning. Well done Sir! LB for having the courage to come down.Thank you, you were lovely. RA for doing the train run, as I did, MPFC for turning up despite being in demand from all those Zoos.......... Harry for giving Bed and Board to LG, allowing her to come down, thanks Harry, you were a star. Me for being me The Bar staff The Furniture The Decor And all who sailed in her Gawd Bless ya!!