Captain Oates

http://www.theyworkforyou.com/debate/?id=2005-01-11.195.2 Sounds like he has plans for the future...

No, Madam, I assure you everything is in perfect working order.

Forgive my naivité. Anyone would think I lived at the South Pole

rimming!? Now please tell me you don't mean what I think you mean! Arthur C. Clarke must be a dirty old sod and no mistake!

I believe many prominent Americans prefer that spelling. I assure you, Notapotato is no lady.

So no weather-dating for me then?

"Where no man has been before" Then if we really hit it off, we could get down to some weather-mating. Should help clear up his acne some. Disgusting. For your information, I do not have acne. So that's a "no" then, is it?

"Where no man has been before" Then if we really hit it off, we could get down to some weather-mating. Should help clear up his acne some.

Would you be interested in seeing my "captain's log"?

Kind of scarlet? or more sort of oaty?

Strictly Lowcarb, me. Call me captain Atkins.

Assuming the guest posters are in China, one asks one's self how many computers there are connected to the internet per head of population in that country?

I think you made him up!

Six months ago, you couldn't even spell "child psychologist", now you are one!

If there were some way of getting him deleted from Lady Thatcher's Christmas card list, I would be prepared to do my small bit to help. I think that would count as a favour which no one would grudge him.

Or one below you. Don't you mean two?