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    I think Felicty Kendall's bum was once deemed so nice she won the dubious honour of 'Rear of the year.' Other winners included Suzi Quatro so it wasn't exactly a competition for the obvious tall, thin beauties.

     

    Why we bothered with the competition beats me, was it jeans companies promoting their wares by means of getting prominent females to don figure hugging denims?

     

    Su Pollard was an unlikely winner one year too!!!

     

    To keep this on topic how about parents who give their kids stupid names like Dandelion Ribena or take a perfectly good name and twist the spelling so Louise becomes Loooeezzzze.

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    Anneka Rice, Anthea Turner, the whole Royal Family, David Cameron, Jade Goodie, Graham Norton, Geri Haliwell, Angus Deaton, Alistair Campbell, Robert Mugabe, that awful woman from The Good Life and To The Manor Born whose name escapes me at the moment, Alex Ingletorpe, Jeremy Irons, PJ and Duncan, Kevin Costner, Anthony Worral-Thompson, Cherie Blair, Richard Branson. The world would be a much better place if they were thrown on a mass bonfire tomorrow morning. :angry:

     

    Do you mean Penelope Keith?

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    If those clothes were still around now, I'd have to have them thrown into Room 101, too.

     

    That's her!

     

    I really shouldn't post on this website after midnight. I was obviously overtired which always makes me start ranting. I would never dream of posting something like that during daylight hours. :blink:

     

    I don't have an opinion on Penelope Keith. Felicity Kendal on the other hand is one of the most annoying women on television. That voice grrrrr

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    The dinnerladies. Crimes against comedy, guilty as charged, no right to appeal, life with no parole. Case closed.

     

    Thankyou TLC, I thought I was the only person in Britain who hates this so called 'comedy' with a passion, you have just restored a small (very tiny) bit of my faith in humanity.

     

    May I also add

     

    'The Office' I'm sure I'm the only person in the world that thinks this programme is complete shite :blink: .

     

    No I can't stand it either or "Extras" which was even worse, Gervais is an overrated twat.

     

     

     

    Extras was awful, awful awful. I've never seen The Office. I was still television free when that was on

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    An idea for getting rid of telemarketers - keep a referees whistle by your phone and if someone calls trying to sell double glazing or timeshare, one shrill blast should ensure that the caller has to put the phone down

    whilst they attend to their ruptured ear drum. It's always worked for me :angry:

     

    They are a bit of a pain in the arse, but I usually say "Sorry, there's no one by that name living at this address" which is basically correct, as they don't pronounce my name correctly in the first place as they are probably phoning from Pakistan/India/China/Hong Kong/Taiwan/ you get my drift. Alternatively, put on a very bad st.....st...st...st...st...st..stammer, they'll get so fed up with you, they'll hang up.

     

    I usually just tell them to F*CK OFF

     

    That's exactly what my neighbour tells them* ( Your name isn't Ron by any chance?)

     

    * Witnessed by 3 of us

     

     

    An acquaintance of mine threatens to set fire to their pubic hair.

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    at first i thought it was RichaRD Griffiths,BUT I CANT think of who Kenneth Griffiths was.Tell me a bit more about him because I dont think he was that famoous

     

    He was famous enough for an obit on the 6 o'clock news on Radio 4

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    Does anyone know if David Cameron actually answered Jonathan Woss's question about whether he had sexual fantasies about Mrs T?

     

     

    I think he just laughed and shook his head. (no not that head you dirty minded people)

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    Rooney to get sent off for fighting ;)

     

    Isn't Rooney just a shaved chimp, or is that insulting to chimps?

     

     

    Yes it is. I thought we'd established elsewhere on the forum the many talents of Cheetah the Chimp

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    Out of left field I posted a vote for Jane Wyman. Not had many females die of late and I'm putting my money on her cancer catching up with her sooner than a few people may think.

     

    Yes, the last women on the list to die was Rosa Parks back in October 05

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    You Should Spend Your Summer in Europe :P

     

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    You're in to almost all forms of culture - art, music, architecture, food...

    And spending a summer at the beach sounds pretty darn boring to you.

    So head off to Europe, where you can have your tiramisu (and even eat it on the beach!)

     

    Where Should You Spend Your Summer?

     

    Ah yes, Europe!

     

    San Tropez, Prague, Fraserburgh, Maryport.

     

     

     

    :P

     

     

    You forgot Douglas

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    This one is actually fairly accurate for me except the heat does get to me

     

    You Should Spend Your Summer in the City

     

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    You're a trooper, and the summer heat doesn't really get to you.

    So you rather stay in the city, where you can sip iced lattes and go to midnight movies.

    Forget the beach! You rather be where the good restaurants and stores are.

     

    Where Should You Spend Your Summer?

     

    http://www.blogthings.com/whereshouldyouspendyoursummerquiz/

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    Well they are rather phallic shaped

     

    OOOeerrrr Hans....is there summfin you wanna share with us :banghead:

     

    Scsi

     

     

    My boyfriend is a Doctor Who fan so there are lots of daleks of various sizes around the place

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