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    I wouldn't put Saddam in the same health class as Milosevic - Slobo had a well known bad ticker that could've been taken advantage of. Saddam is just a wacky Iraqi by comparison. I'm sure he has some health problems somewhere, but not a damaged heart...although one could hope.

     

    I'm not sure he has any kind of heart

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    Apparantly I'm on Czech television being hit on the leg with a rule by a man dressed as a clown .

     

    Oh and my shoulder can be seen in not one but two programmes. Blue Peter circa 1994 when they did a profile on a diabetic pupil at school and my shoulder can be seen while I'm standing in the dinner queue and it made a reappearnce in the audience of Rory Bremner last September

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    I like this new topic. How about San Marino? Or would the ruler get an obit as it is the oldest republic in the world.

     

    And isn't David Bowie's wife from Somalia or am I getting mixed up. Oh and I'm really embarrassed to know this but Maisie William's from Boney M was born in Montserrat (dies from shame)

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    By which point any truly aware DL'er knows we're in Art Garfunkel territory with regard to how seriously the man takes himself.

     

    "Hawaiian Volcano"

     

     

    hv4kc.jpg

     

    Magnificent is NOT the word, Tony :)

     

    It looks like burnt tomatoes mixed in with a dead bat

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    Several of the current Belgian list would make a UK media obit, Jacky Ickx for sure, runner up in the F1 championship 1969 and 1970 and a Le Mans winner.

     

    Since I'm curtailing my thread starting for a week or two can I ask a different question here.

     

    If we take out the current health of all famous people and remind ourselves that anyone can be diagnosed with a terminal illness at any time. How many nations on earth would - at present - not be able to muster a single person famous enough to qualify for the DL?

     

    I'm struggling to think of any famous Faroese or Greenlandic folk

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    As an atheist and an agnostic (the two aren't mutually exclusive)...

     

    An atheist believes there is no God. An agnostic is not sure if God exists or not. To claim both standpoints to be yours is a contradiction in terms. Therefore they are mutally exclusive.

     

    :lol::lol::lol:

     

    No no no. That is not what an agnostic is at all.

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    I think those Walabees on the Isle of Man set up their colony in the seventies when they were shipping shed loads of cash in repeat fees on a few documentaries and films in which they'd starred. The Manx tax situation was considerably better than the rest of the UK in those days. They considered moving but with the founding of the Isle of Man Film Commission decided to stick around, or summat.

     

    On second thoughts maybe I put a bit too much in the bong this afternoon.

     

     

    :lol::lol::lol:

     

    Perhaps a mod had better move these posts. I don't think the football fans will want to be reading about wallabies and manxness

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    Is it true that there's an island on Loch Lomond in Scotland, which hosts a colony of wallabies and no one knows how they got there? :blink:

     

     

    We have them on Isle of Man too. Though I'm not sure what this has to do with anything

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    sorry ¬_¬

     

    didnt realise it would offend people so much if i put it in the wrong thread....

     

     

    Sorry I might have been a wee bit snappy there, but we are looking for serious possibilities for next year. If you are going to post a name you need to give some reasons as to why you think they might die.

    There's place for light-heartedness elsewhere and for what it's worth I'm no Chris Moyles fan either but I don't think he's going to die in the forseeable future

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    Mrs. Johnson was listed as an honorary palbearer at the funeral of former TX Sen. Lloyd Bentsen last week. Her daugter Luci was in attendance, but it is unclear whether her mother was actually at the funeral.

     

    Can someome explain the point of honourary pall bearers?

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    That store was such a success, they opened a similar store for men to get women.

     

    On the first floor you find women who like having sex.

     

     

    No man has ever yet visited the second floor.

     

    Notapotato, a much younger women may fufill your dreams...

    Right oh.

     

    Send her over then.

     

    How about 19, first year in college, Hott, And trust me I have great taste.

     

    Half Italian, Half Irish, great girl. Great skin.

     

    Could I have one of those?

     

    Josco, like Notapotato you are a man of brillient thought. It is never a sin in my book to love pleasure.

     

    I'll have two then, please

     

    Well 2 would take much effort. It would consist of lieing.

     

    1. I would have to say your a 40 year old man '10 years off your real age'

     

    2. Very wealthy 'swimming pools' 'big screen TV's' 'A master bed room'

     

    3. I would have to say your very good looking.

     

    Then perhaps you could get your wish of two girls at once. Although we must remember, that there would be no love here. And they say love is stronger then anything. Mrs.Josco may be where that love is. I don't think you need any 19 year old girls, I think one night soon taking Mrs. Josco out to dinner and buying her a small gift couldn't hurt. I think that you Josco can awaken the 19 year old girl in her. :blink:

     

     

    That last line is so innuendo laden I don't even know where to start

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    Hmmm, like the avatar.

     

    If I remember right, that's one of their final performances, playing 'She Ain't Heavy, She's my Sister.'

    Handy my friend, you'll probably know. Is that rumour about Karen being the patron saint of Ethopia true?

     

     

    You are naughty Mary but I like you

     

    There's a cookie for anyone who knows where the avatar is really from

  25. Posted

    It is not uncommon for people to stick the word 'like' on the ends of there sentence for no apparent reason.

     

    Yes, it is quite common for people to do that to their sentences as well in California. :blink:

     

    Whats all this 'aboot'. Canadians have adopted this probably from the Scots (if you believe South Park).

     

    Since when has California been in Canada

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