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An eskimo has his snowmobile break down while riding past a small town in Alaska. He takes it to the repair shop and is told to come back in about an hour. When he come back, the mechanic says: "It looks like you have blown a seal." The eskimo answers: "Err... No, that's just a little frost on my mustache."

Please don't ever let it be David Beckham..........

I was directed via a colleague at work many years ago after a notable death (can't remember who's it was ) and began checking the list after hearing of famous people who kicked the bucket....... I remember the good old days when they didn't have forums and their own URL and was(?) hosted at Daemon Internet. PS Cool Avitar deadornot

Couldn't find DL in the first three pages of Google searching so we should be safe from being stamped on by jack boots - that is if any of his followers are intelligent enough to know how to use a computer.

Confirmation here http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/4697299.stm

Could this be the first slip towards the reaper?

Thats rather pedantic of you!

Josco, you have to bear in mind that although Daimler-Chrysler is a large corporation with which people associate the Mercedes Brand, the original Mercedes was named after the daughter of Emil Jellinek. I think that was a large enough helping of pedantism for today.....

Desitnation Thailand perhaps.......?

Given that most Beetles albums can be picked up for less than a tenner, he isn't going to get very much is he.....

Looks like the German Magazine Spiegel (Mirror) is anticipating that MJ may be spending some amount of time in Corcoran State Prison. If convicted his neighbours will include the likes of Charles Manson and Juan Corona. It is not clear whether MJ will be afforded special protection from his potential new friends..... Sorry no English story, but for those who can..... http://www.spiegel.de/panorama/0,1518,360255,00.html

Thats a good impersonation, but you might like to try it in a deeper voice......

Shouldn't that be infirm favourite?

Interesting to see that JPII is being described as "Lucid". Not being a Josco type wordsmith I had to check this out with dictionary.com which yielded the following: 1. Easily understood; intelligible. 2. Mentally sound; sane or rational. 3. Translucent or transparent. See Synonyms at clear. Having read that, I must admit I think numer 2. has to be a first for anyone from the church........

Perhaps if they add some electronics they can create robopope, one who can last for an eternity........ ..... or until his batteries run out.......

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/music/4387017.stm

I think that you will find that there were no forums before 2003, either that or they were well hidden

That's nearly as good as the one about the girl in the red cape who goes to visit her grandmother, but the grandmother is actually a wolf in disguise.......

..... and I thought she was a life-long member of the Conservative party......

Is that the one that they tie (nail) altar boys to at Easter for that extra bit of fun?

If this list is in terms of numbers killed then surely Stalin is chief devil at ca. 66,000,000

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/i...als/4314191.stm Legendary Dutch coach Rinus Michels, the man credited with developing "total football", has died aged 77.

As it happens I pay my church tax to this very organisation and as I have not attended one of their services in some years, and therefore wish to recompense my membership fees in this manner.

Perhaps he is trying to make sure he has the longest forum on this site before departing.........

Perhaps the Catholics are hoping that he will follow the footsteps of his boss just in time for Easter......