Dead O'Gonner

hahaha well i did not start it, I just don't want to take any more crap. I have been good I'm sorting out my spelling and my avatar because i have caused offense, so please give me a break.

A Penis. A very small Penis. Self portrait LFN?

Wise words thank you LB

Again my technical ability's come into play when starting to play with Photo shop or any other picture defacing programs. Yeah but a picture of Des, defaced with a felt pen and scanned.....easy eh? You make it sound so easy! Ill wait til i get some alone time in the office and have a go.

It was the Des O'Connor one that really got up a few noses, oh well im up for constructive critism as long as it does not go too far.

Is pooka's the best one on DL of all time? or does any others stick out in anyones memory?

Again my technical ability's come into play when starting to play with Photo shop or any other picture defacing programs.

Its a possibility, but I'm not technical enough to know how you even get things moving. But in regards to the C-word, i have not been on this site long and already members think I'm a C-word so i guess it fits!

My new Avatar has not gone down very well, so I'm taking heed. If anyone has any suggestions on a suitable Avatar please post here. I only ask so that i do not have to change it for a third time.

Being an, albeit unwilling, cat owner I must agree that the furry little beasts don't deserve to be given cocaine. I mean, how are they going to pay for it??? I suppose cats will have to do what most people do when sourcing drugs, turn to crime. The term cat burglar must come from somewhere.

Just played Balloons LD, the level i got to start with was exceptionally hard!! Very addictive, good fun though.

I agree with you Windsor, if only she would go to rehab.

How cute. Now go away. Why would i want to do a think like that for if you will see pleasure out of it!! Surely the Grown up solution is to 'play nice'?. I dont wanna cause any agro, im not anyone called or associated with Iain and i cant see im doing anything wrong. But im not going to take any more sh*t from someone younger than me just because im reasonably new to this forum! Well Im older than you, care to take some sh*t from me? Thats fine

How cute. Now go away. Why would i want to do a think like that for if you will see pleasure out of it!! Surely the Grown up solution is to 'play nice'?. I dont wanna cause any agro, im not anyone called or associated with Iain and i cant see im doing anything wrong. But im not going to take any more sh*t from someone younger than me just because im reasonably new to this forum!

We all have to die of something. Can't see how dying from a nosebleed is careless, but oh well, Well careless that he didn't notice it, but also i find it rather funny especially if you think about what Mr Hun was like. Why hasn't iain been banned yet? Well lets just hope that you die in a way that we can all laugh about when you have gone!

The high on life story is great i particularly like the quote "Sara was mischievous, to be honest. She liked fun and it cost her."

Just how many hoaxes does it take to get to the death of Castro? Along the same lines of how many Cuban revolutionaries does it take to change a light bulb... What's the point with all these imminent-death-announcements of Castro? Does anyone believe that his final breath will come any faster by wishing him dead or something? I think so, he is not greatly popular!

We all have to die of something. Can't see how dying from a nosebleed is careless, but oh well, Well careless that he didn't notice it, but also i find it rather funny especially if you think about what Mr Hun was like.

Apparently, Attilla the Hun died from a nosebleed on his wedding night! After all of that fighting and pillaging he got drunk went to bed, didn't realise the claret coming out of his face and died in a pool of blood!

The one i have created is not just for people dying on the job. Its a place to post unusual yet strangely funny deaths.

I'm never going to cut my hair with the lawnmower again. I did wonder why my parents always told me off! Close call! I'm guessing it's for real but this is the kind of story that smacks of a silly season hoax. True but you would be surprised how real some of these stories are! People can be careless especially doing something they think they are safe doing. There was someone in my town who died during sex, fell off the bed and cracked his head on the bedside cabinet. Ahhh this gives me a idea for a new thread!

I'm never going to cut my hair with the lawnmower again. I did wonder why my parents always told me off! Close call!

What sources are these? Can you back that up and include some links?

Can you source this? Bear in mind calling the man senile without evidence can be an arrestable offence. Imagine if they started arresting people over here in the UK when Blair was in power. I think half the country would be called in for questioning. Would have amused me though. Not only does half the country not care to vote, but the other half would not have been able to anyway due to being locked up for calling Mr Blair a penis with a ugly wife! * Note to self find out if people in prison can vote.

Happy Birthday HCW