Jump to content


  • Content Count

  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won


Posts posted by Toast

  1. I'm getting an email every time somebody sends me a private message.  Not normally a problem, but if there's a group chat going on it's a bit much as I get an email every time somebody posts in it.


    I've tried to turn off email notifications but


    The administrator has disabled this option from being toggled


    Could somebody undisable it please?  :)

    • Like 2

  2. And this ..... :lol:






    (Enter the Prime Minister, smartly dressed in scruffy white shirt and baggy jeans, sitting behind picnic table, as if conducting job interview…)

    Dominic Cummings:
    I’ve been asked to give a statement. So here it is. “I did nothing wrong. The media are to blame. I have no regrets. Now fuck off.” Oh no, I was told to cut that last bit. Right, that’s it. Any questions? Oh, no, hang on, it’s not that bit yet. I’ve got to read you this very, very long and plausible alibi involving my desperately ill wife, my vulnerable child, a terror threat to my home, my elderly parents and selfless nieces, my tragic loss of eyesight, bluebells, toilet stops, historic landmarks and an invasion by aliens. Oh no, we agreed to drop the aliens as they sounded too plausible. Anyway, on March 27th I did nothing wrong. On March 28th I made the decision to do nothing wrong again. For the next nine days I did nothing wrong. Once or twice during that time period I may have done nothing wrong. I continued to do nothing wrong until April 12th, when we decided it was time to do nothing wrong…


    (Cummings continues for nearly an hour, using humble, sincere voice that no one has ever heard before…)


    Cummings: Right, that’s it. End of. Anyone from the media want to defend why they misreported all of this and whipped up public sentiment against me when I did nothing wrong? Laura from the BBC? Still existing, is it?...

  3. 11 minutes ago, Kenny McCormick said:

    You heavily implied here that this word is exclusively used by Americans as it doesn't make sense to 'us Brits', which is horseshit... 



    I said it was "another of those weird American words that make little sense".

    To break that down for you:

    It is American in origin.

    It doesn't make much sense. 


    The reason it doesn't make sense is that when someone is offended, insulted or whatever, it is not their arse that hurts.  The arse is not the seat of emotions and feelings.

    I hope that's cleared it up.  Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go and do some grown-up things.

    • Haha 2

  4. 30 minutes ago, Kenny McCormick said:

    You literally just said it was American though...


    It is American.  The word may be used elsewhere but that does not nullify its origin. 

    Rendezvous is used outside France, but it is still a French word.

    Kindergarten is used outside Germany, but it is still a German word. 

    Want me to go on?  Probably not.


    And your use of "literally" was unnecessary.

  5. 19 minutes ago, TomTomTelekom said:

    German suspect Christian B. says Maddie is dead :(



    That's not what it says.  The suspect is not quoted at all.


    Madeleine McCann is "assumed to be dead" say German prosecutors, who are investigating the disappearance of the British girl in 2007.

    A 43-year-old German man is being investigated on suspicion of murder, the prosecutor's spokesman added.



  6. 8 hours ago, Miracle Aligner said:

    Goodbye Deathlist. This my last post. I know I've claimed similar in the past but something real life has come up that necessitates a complete refresh of my entire social media. Tara. I'll see you in the DDP entries. 


    Typical.  Starts another esoteric deadpool with a complicated scoring system and then fucks off.



    • Haha 8

  7. 3 hours ago, The Quim Reaper said:

    Noticed during PMQs: he’s wearing an earpiece. 



    Given how shit he looked, I’d sack whoever’s in his ear telling him what to say if I were him. What an inflatable cock.


    Anyone get a look at whose hand was up his arse?

  8. 17 minutes ago, YoungWillz said:

    Death Notice for Sir William Pigott-Brown, 3rd Baronet: http://announcements.telegraph.co.uk/deaths/242202/pigott-brown-sir-william-bt


    Wiki (mention): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pigott-Brown_baronets


    He succeeded to the baronetcy within his first two years of life and held it since 1942. According to various articles, he seems to have enjoyed gambling and the ladies and there's some indication he was a jockey at some point.There appears to be no heir to the baronetcy.


    I'm pretty sure I remember him riding as an amateur in NH races.

    Yes, here he is.  https://sites.google.com/site/jockeypedia5/pigott-brown-william

    Won't be surprised if he gets a QO.

    • Thanks 3

  9. 12 minutes ago, Grim Up North said:

    It’s been said before on here but 8 US Presidents have died in office out of 45.

    That’s 8 in 231 years.

    There have been 10 Presidents and 57 years since last death in office.

    It’s long overdue.....


    The assassination of a British Prime Minister is even more overdue ....

    • Like 2

Important Information

Your use of this forum is subject to our Terms of Use