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WTF did these idiots expect to happen if they stood on a railway line?
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Speaking as a straight female, I disagree that it's gay.
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Sorry to hear this, Handy, always feels so much worse when it comes out of the blue like that.
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1 hour ago, En Passant said:I've got one (though the precise model is slightly differently located), it seems to work best in the mornings, especially after a night on the razz.
That model is quite beneficial when used on compost heaps, so I'm told.
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Awwww, that sad little face.
The dog doesn't look happy either.
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1 hour ago, Slave to the Grave said:According to 12 Disgusting Celebrity Habits You Probably Don't Know About, Donny likes to lick the salt of pretzels.
Slave !! Welcome back. Don't be a stranger.
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Probably in the broadsheets, yes. There's also the story of her other actress daughter Francoise Dorléac who died tragically young.
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1 minute ago, ImissMontpellier said:mrs Simonot is not famous enough to have her own obit unless you focus on her very old age as she is one of the oldest living French actresses
Yes she is, because she's also Catherine Deneuve's mother.
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5 hours ago, msc said:In my experience family at family gatherings are very good at sussing out these things and then gossiping about them loudly to all leading to rushed announcements ahead of what would be more preferable. Which is as plausible as going out to "upstage the bride on her wedding day", imo, a concept I'm afraid I am far too Glaswegian to understand.
Folk will always make a family event about them. Our wedding had three drunken fights, one gate crashing uncle who arrived solely to tell Mrs Msc to her face she was a spoiled brat (he got off on trying to ruin things for family members), one threat of violence using a knife, two big temper tantrums, and my brother in law dumping his girlfriend who showed up in a skirt so short it could double as a belt, to get off with the 40 year old hairdresser. Most of which me and Mrs Msc sagely ignored entirely. In laws, who'd have them?
Weddings are fucking horrible tedious affairs, and I avoid going to them.
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1 hour ago, The Quim Reaper said:Speaking of bad form, this is a genuine list of 'Royal Specials' the cunts at Betfair are offering at the moment:
- Day of the week harry and Meghan's 1st baby is born
- Hair Colour of Meghan & Harry's 1st baby?
- In what* month will Harry and Meghan's 1st baby be born? *Which, you illiterate fucks.
- Prince Harry & Meghan Markle First Child - Time Of Birth?
- Prince Harry & Meghan Markle First Child- Sex of first child?
- Prince Louis v Harry & Meghan's 1st child - Highest GCSE score
- Prince Louis v Harry & Meghan's 1st child - Who'll get married first?
- Prince Louis v Harry & Meghan's 1st child - Who'll go bald first?
- Royal Baby Name
- Weight of Harry & Meghan's 1st Baby
Surprised they haven't got "Colour of Meghan & Harry's 1st baby" with accompanying shade chart.
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53 minutes ago, msc said:Given she's already 3 to 4 months gone, it's not really the sort of elephant in the room that could be hidden at a big family gathering.
She's not showing that much, and could dress to minimise it.You don't upstage the bride on her wedding day with a major announcement like that. It's extremely bad manners.
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They announced it to the family at Eugenie's wedding. What incredibly bad form.
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40 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:FFS Mary!!
Get yer coat!!
He should know where it is by now.
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Yeah, I used to watch Football Italia. He was great.
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27 minutes ago, The Mad Hatter said:Paul Simon and art Garfunkel had sex and I was there and Pul Simon killed a guy in maie and then he eat the copseand then he became a jewish mexican black supremaist and a radical femest and then he killed his famil and then he banned your mom lololololololololololololo hahshshshshshgashshahsha!!
That's nice, dear.
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Is this a good time to mention that I am a Poppy Appeal Organiser?
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Goodness, all these new posts on pool topics - I thought somebody must have died. But it's just another Deathray rampage. Been a while.
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11 minutes ago, theoldlady said:I do know that ancient Stone-age man in Europe, especially Scandinavia, did suffer from lung sicknesses caused by their cooking conditions at the time. They inhaled in the smoke in their close living quarters. Good point.
Wow, theoldlady, I didn't realise you were that old.
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15 minutes ago, time said:This error has been highlighted in the BTL comments, so we may see a correction at some point (though probably not).
So it has. It wasn't me!
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17 minutes ago, DevonDeathTrip said:The Daily Telegraph and The Times have honoured Maurizo Zanfanti with proper obituaries.
The Telegraph's effort is a classic IMO.
Comments are entertaining too.
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30 minutes ago, Davey Jones' Locker said:Nichelle Nichols announces her final film and says it will be her "legacy project":
"a search for director underway. According to Bell, Nichelle Nichols and the team are keen to find a woman of color (to) helm Noah’s Room. "
Not just racist but sexist too.
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59 minutes ago, time said:Author Evelyn Anthony (The Tamarind Seed) died September 25th, aged 92.
"The night before D-day, 1944, a group of Canadian soldiers were billeted at the family house and a raucous party ensued. At 10.30pm she was ordered to bed. When she awoke the next day, the soldiers had left for Dieppe."
Dieppe? On D-Day? Really?
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47 minutes ago, SSWDeathlistfan1996 said:Tends to be how many people over 90 look...like walking corpses
Except he's not walking.
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Authors Last A Long Time, But....
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