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    Ask A Deathlister

    Dunno but (s)he may well be responsible for other vicious crimes such as the putting the bop in the bop sh-bop sh-bop and the dip in the dip da dip da dip. By the way, I think it might be time for your meds.
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    Things To Do While Waiting For Death... 2008

    Come together in sweet harmony
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    Is Mr T Dead?

    Damn. He was such a lovely man and a great actor. Here's the
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    Richard Widmark

    Out of interest, what was your reaction on hearing this piece of news? Are you now satiated? Did you perchance jilt backwards and maybe, say, pump you're (sic) fists towards you're (ditto) chest? Did you allow yourself to be involved with practices or habits or addictions that you shouldn't be associated with (bishop bashing perhaps?)? Did you tell you're (habitual fault) husband what just happened, did he refuse to speak with you? Did you start saying explicit sh*t out of excitement and then after 90 seconds come back to earth? Finally how was it for you? I mean the quality and expectancy of this death? Perhaps you reacted with a short, slow nod. Almost grinning, though of course you don't go all the way. Just curious like.
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    The Dead Of 2008

    Thierry Gilardi is dead (see link within the forum if you can make head or tail of French ). So what, never heard of him? However seeing as he was due to commentate on tonight's match maybe us English on this site can garner a little hope that it might affect those sensitive French types.
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    Political Frailty

    Most of the time we have. Only not in bad weather (today Holland had through bad weather his longest traffic line up ever). Jools had the great Brummie band Traffic on his line up despite half of them being dead? That's impressive.
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    Political Frailty

    Wow, what strange things you do in Holland. Searching obscure yet living ex-heads of state. Are there no other recreational activities in Holland? I thought I might give it a go too, see if it really is a fantastic buzz. Here's a sniffter of what I came up with: Gerard Batliner and Alfred Hilbe are both 80 this year and former Regierungschef of Liechtenstein. Joan Martí Alanis another soon to be octagenarian and former Bishop of Urgell, thereby former co-Prince of Andorra. (Although does he come under DDT's(?) jurisdiction, being a man of the cloth?) Luigi Lonfernini, albeit a spritely 69 years old, was the Captain Regent of San Marino. Although as their head of government is voted in every 6 months there could be many more flooding the market. I drew a blank on Transdniester, I thought it was going to be my "one big hit" however the comedown was all too sudden; they have had only the one ruler and they're not internationally recognised. However, moving on to the smaller European countries we do have Valéry Marie René Giscard d'Estaing who was President of a little known republic, France. Hence it might be difficult forseeing that "qualified UK obit".
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    Heather Mills

    And maybe Norwegian Wood(This Bird has Flown )by Fretkillr too. I'm still standing - Elton John No more keeping my feet on the ground - Coldplay Hangin' on a limb - Neil Young And particularly for some more than others... Falling in love (is hard on the knees) - Aerosmith
  9. Happy 42nd GR! Do you therefore now know the answer to life the universe and everything? Hence could you tell me where I left my marbles?
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    From Cleric To Relic

    Are they now in Mournington Crescent then?
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    From Cleric To Relic

    Paulos Faraj Rahho, Chaldean Catholic archbishop found dead
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    Things To Do While Waiting For Death... 2008

    Is this bog now To Let? I hope she flushed afterwards.
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    Death By Jazz

    Thank-you CP, you learn something new everyday. Is Banshee's spelt with or without an apostrophe? Give TAFKAG a break, the poor lad/ladette is only trying to find his/her feet, which I can identify with. I think these forums (fora?) are quite intimidating at times, there seems to be a unsettling presence from the grammar Gestapo. What do you say to a jazz musician with a steady job? "I'll take a Big Mac and fries please" (Um, the coat's on and the taxi is flagged)
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    Britney Spears, Kerry Katona, Heather Locklear et al.

    So if I have mastered the English language correctly (and please do point out my faults; every little helps as they say) what you are essentially saying is you are prepared to pay for sex? I guess you live in the land of the free (well at least three grand). Good on you for making your personal choices and vocalising them so freely without shame or embarrassment. For the record, I don't agree with prostitution. I'm free to have my opnion too, right?
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    Jeremy Beadle

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    World's Oldest

    I might be missing the point but I'll say one, me, as the others aren't specified as going to St Ives.
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    New Here and saying Hi.

    With nervous trepidation... Hello.
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