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  4. Posted

    If you're a Jesus Freak or a Bible Basher (although I don't know why any Christians would join this site)

     

    DO NOT READ BELOW!

     

    Here's the poem James Kirkup was charged under the old blasphemy laws for (after Mary Whitehouse brought the charges against him)....

     

    The Love That Dares To Speak Its Name

    By James Kirkup

     

    As they took him from the cross

    I, the centurion, took him in my arms-

    the tough lean body

    of a man no longer young,

    beardless, breathless,

    but well hung.

     

    He was still warm.

    While they prepared the tomb

    I kept guard over him.

    His mother and the Magdalen

    had gone to fetch clean linen

    to shroud his nakedness.

     

    I was alone with him.

    For the last time

    I kissed his mouth. My tongue

    found his, bitter with death.

    I licked his wound-

    the blood was harsh

    For the last time

    I laid my lips around the tip

    of that great cock, the instrument

    of our salvation, our eternal joy.

    The shaft, still throbbed, anointed

    with death's final ejaculation

     

    I knew he'd had it off with other men-

    with Herod's guards, with Pontius Pilate,

    With John the Baptist, with Paul of Tarsus

    with foxy Judas, a great kisser, with

    the rest of the Twelve, together and apart.

    He loved all men, body, soul and spirit. - even me.

     

    So now I took off my uniform, and, naked,

    lay together with him in his desolation,

    caressing every shadow of his cooling flesh,

    hugging him and trying to warm him back to life.

    Slowly the fire in his thighs went out,

    while I grew hotter with unearthly love.

     

    It was the only way I knew to speak our love's proud name,

    to tell him of my long devotion, my desire, my dread-

    something we had never talked about. My spear, wet with blood,

    his dear, broken body all open wounds,

    and in each wound his side, his back,

    his mouth - I came and came and came

     

    as if each coming was my last.

    And then the miracle possessed us.

    I felt him enter into me, and fiercely spend

    his spirit's finbal seed within my hole, my soul,

    pulse upon pulse, unto the ends of the earth-

    he crucified me with him into kingdom come.

     

    -This is the passionate and blissful crucifixion

    same-sex lovers suffer, patiently and gladly.

    They inflict these loving injuries of joy and grace

    one upon the other, till they dies of lust and pain

    within the horny paradise of one another's limbs,

    with one voice cry to heaven in a last divine release.

     

    Then lie long together, peacefully entwined, with hope

    of resurrection, as we did, on that green hill far away.

    But before we rose again, they came and took him from me.

    They knew not what we had done, but felt

    no shame or anger. Rather they were glad for us,

    and blessed us, as would he, who loved all men.

     

    And after three long, lonely days, like years,

    in which I roamed the gardens of my grief

    seeking for him, my one friend who had gone from me,

    he rose from sleep, at dawn, and showed himself to me before

    all others. And took me to him with

    the love that now forever dares to speak its name.

     

    <_<:pop::o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

  6. Posted

    He will not live when his next reelection in 2012 comes up. I have no problem with a Democrat that drops dead who has been a Socialist for forty plus years. The Senate needs new blood!

     

     

    Who would you have fill his shoes? A crazy one-eyed hillbilly Republican?

     

    What, like our crazy one-eyed Scotsman?

     

     

    I was surprised by all the news reports on this munchkin's death.

     

    I'm thinking, "Who the f*** cares?"

     

    Must've been a very slow day for news.

    Well they're very respected in the US... probably due to amount of travelling they do across the country and the countless events they attend. Let's be honest how many of us are going to be attending festivals and conventions when we're in our late 80s/early 90s??

     

    I think the fact that they're dwarfs also makes interesting reading for an obituary... dwarfs don't usually live very long due the they're organs being closely compacted and thus giving them a crap immune system....

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    Came across a report by the BBC on the last war-time MP, Ernest Millington (93).

     

    He is the last remaining MP elected prior to the 1945 election (post-war), of which there are four remaining former MPs.... Millington, Michael Foot (95), John Freeman MBE (94) and Francis Noel-Baker (89).

     

    Additionally, there are four remaining former MPs from the 1950 election: Freeman, Foot, Reader Harris (95) and Robert Carr (92).

     

    All possibilites for 2010 but I doubt all of them will make it until next year... Foot should do though...

  14. Posted

    Samantha Orobator, up the duff and in the sh*t in Laos. Apparently pupped in the penitentiary, suggesting their interrogation techniques put Gene Hunt to shame. Likely to get mucho publicity for a short while at least. I mean, if they spared her till she'd sprogged and saw her off after that, it'd be very timely as a CPDP pick.
    Who?

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    When Jack Jones died I heard a news report suggesting there were half a dozen surviving members of the British contingent - originally numbering 2000 - of the International Brigade.

     

    There's a memorial site and a Wiki page but neither sports a definitive list of those still with us. Anyone know where such a list does exist?

    As far as I know, there is no such list. However, it was the 1930s, as apposed to the 1910s when WWI took place. However there were much less of them and they were all older at the time - if you give it another five years I'd say the list on wiki will be just about as reliable as it can be... but at the moment new names keep springing up in the media all the time... a new Fascist Forces members was added to the list on wiki last week so there are clearly much more out there than originally thought. I think it's safe to say there must be 50+.....

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    Going to work this morning I heard the news that Jack Jones had died... coming home I heard breaking news on the BBC that Jack Cardiff had died....

     

    Ah well it's inevitable:

     

    Hit the road Jack. :banghead:

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Sorry........

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