themaninblack

I think that's what you meant to say, or be meaning to say...

So it'll be three kings in a row. Unless there's a revolution...

Is that treatable?

David Jacobs is stepping down from Radio 2, citing ill health...

I think it's been hinted that he may have been a bit of a boozer, particularly towards the end. But let's face it, if you went back twenty years and asked someone who would cop it first, Smith or Jones, then the overwhelming answer would have been Mel...

Best person to ask is Lard. No doubt she'll regale that she spent a week in labour and when she came out of hospital she smashed her glorified sperm donor partner's head in with a mallet and buried him the garden. ...with all the others.

If Kate was just doing that, there wouldn't be a baby...

Ah well, that's the way it is. Sometimes you have hits that are younger than what is supposed, such as T-Model Ford, so swings and roundabouts...

This could be true, otherwise he would have joined the Army film unit in 1943 aged only 17 or 18, which seems unlikely...

Definite Level 2 gutted about this. Here he is as Jumbo Whiffy...

That is sad news.

The Man in Black can be either Johnny Cash (d. 2003) or Valentine Dyall (d. 1985).

I will be on holiday in Devon from 23rd-28th July so I may wait to update on the Monday...

Tricky one. Said to be anywhere from 89 to 94. Guardian have called it at 89 and since they have come up with the pukka obit, we'll go with that for now, until we get the real age, if ever...

Looking at the names of past royal spouses, one caught my eye - Adelaide. Could be a possibility if it's a girl...

It is a rather shallow pool of names: William Arthur Philip Louis Charles Philip Arthur George Albert Frederick Arthur George Edward Albert Christian George Andrew Patrick David George Frederick Ernest Albert Albert Edward William Henry That's all the boys that became Kings or are the heirs to the throne going back to William IV. So take your pick from them really, if it is a boy...

It would be something if he did go tomorrow, what a bonus... ...my God that sounded callous!

He should have stayed on his feet...

Todd Bennett, former international 400m runner at 51. Shame, had him on my provisional list for 2014...

It was to avoid detection on search engines. As you may recall, she was practically "Queen of Hearts" Volume 2 by the time of her death so the precaution was taken to avoid ranter fire. Maybe her name should be restored as time has moved on and nobody gives a stuff these days...

Oooh, I'd imagine it does as it states he did die. Good spot!

Ray Butt, producer of 'Only Fools & Horses' amongst others, has died aged 78.