themaninblack

For being such a divisive, controversial figure, I think she should be buried in a car park in Leicester. After all, there is room now...

Blair asks to show some respect rather than have parties to mark Thatcher's death. Wait until you pop yer clogs, mate!

That's because he is remarkably jaundiced. I always find it funny that he turned out to have the same trajectory as his Dad - bright young writer, now a sad, right-wing old buzzard...

Thatcher dead and Fergie beaten by Man City. Can't wait for the day when Thatcher is beaten by Man City...

Oddly enough there is an article on the link between Mandela and Thatcher which I'm fairly sure is complete bollocks.

What countries? Scargill fucked THOUSANDS of his own members because he made it personal. And Thatcher didn't? She wanted a ruck and she got it. There would have been a strike in 1981, but Thatcher backed down (yes, stand back in amazement, she actually compromised on something) as she wasn't in a strong position to take the miners on, who were always the target after the 1974 strike. Post-Falklands, with the police armed and charmed to the tits, then she was ready. Scargill the eejit went on strike without a vote...

You've read waaaaaaaaaaayyyyy too many editions of the Sun.

Amazingly, few of the major contenders for the DDP picked her...

Other than what, money-grubbing greedy bastards?

Didn't make me wealthy, nor anyone I know....

It's what she would have wanted...

Well that's a not wholly successful way to bury bad news...

What do you mean? They're all desperate to copy her. Say all you like about New Labour but the state this country is in is largely down to her administration...

Fecking typical. She would die now, wouldn't she? Time to dust down the pun of all puns and hope Deathlist didn't come up with the same...

Andy Johns, producer of many a great album, including probably my favourite of all time, has died aged 61...

..er possibly. 19 years. Where's that gone?!

That's not a move I've heard of...

I thought topiarists made wigs...

So, it must be coming up home time, eh? Let's see how he fares rubbing shoulders with the rest of us. And, whilst we're talking jailbirds...Mairead Philpott has to be worth watching. It was revealed during the trial that in the recent past she'd necked somewhere upwards of 160 Paracetemol and that was whilst her kids were still breating! Even on a good day her self-esteem was so low she'd let that misunderstood genius shameless wife-beating low-life Mick boss her about. And I doubt there'll be too many good days from now on with predatory bull dykes, hard cases spitting venom and over 20 hours a day to comtemplate the six kids she once had. If she's breathing on New Year's Eve she might well be a popular pick Considering how sex-obsessed Mick Philpot is, I pity the poor young scroat who bends over to pick up the soap in Wakefield jail as Mr. Philpot considers a slight alteration to his schedule in order to fulfill his "needs"...

Hmmm. There will have to be a stewards inquiry about that one...

He is merely being replaced you daft cunt.

This is better than Newsnight...

Indeed. Except who will have a thread to himself come January 1st?

It doesn't. Oh, will people STOP FUCKING DYING JUST FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS!! Thank you... Inconsiderate bastards You're telling me. I am getting a confirmed DDP hit every 37 hours. 37 hours! It's a full time job updating the bloody pages! Hmmm. I'm going to have a long ponder about ways if improving things a tad. Making stuff like adding candidates/teams to the database a bit easier. When Rude Kid fired up his access database for the first time 10 years ago, there were just 24 teams and 30 hits. We have twenty-four and a half times as many teams than in 2003. Double the amount of hits and it's only April 2nd. Going to have to come up with something that meets the demands of the modern deadpool...

It doesn't. Oh, will people STOP FUCKING DYING JUST FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS!! Thank you...